Author Topic: Real men dont crave "wheels" and have absouletly no desire to train them (Read 4580 times)

bodybuilder1234 · « **on:** February 15, 2009, 02:50:53 AM »

If you're training legs it must mean you're pretty obssessed with the "bodybuilding lifestyle" and simply have nothing else going for you.
Real men don't waste their time doing silly exercises (squats and lunges) training useless bodyparts. I mean seriously, what the fuck for?

Guys who train legs are insecure about their manhood (because they want to be huge to compensate for a small penis) and do it to impress the fellas in the gym LOL.

'Squat to you puke'??

Pathetic

io856 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:53:19 AM »

grow some balls

webcake · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:53:57 AM »

True.....big legs are gay.

io856 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:56:13 AM »

Quote from: webcke on February 15, 2009, 02:53:57 AM

True.....big legs are gay.

By the thong of tom platz

take that back! take that back!

webcake · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2009, 02:57:02 AM »

Quote from: io856 on February 15, 2009, 02:56:13 AM

By the thong of tom platz

take that back! take that back!

BY THE THONG OF NASSER!!

What was i thinking?!

io856 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:06:31 AM »

Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on February 15, 2009, 02:50:53 AM

Guys who train legs are insecure about their manhood (because they want to be huge to compensate for a small penis) and do it to impress the fellas in the gym LOL.

ok bodybuilder1234

shattered hopes and broken dreams

getbig is a place of jealousy it seems

bodybuilder1234 wants to build tree trunk thighs

leg presses leg extensions is all he tries

his efforts are petty and weak

will he ever look more than a geek?

webcake · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:07:55 AM »

Quote from: io856 on February 15, 2009, 03:06:31 AM

ok bodybuilder1234

shattered hopes and broken dreams

getbig is the place of jealousy it seems

bodybuilder1234 wants to build tree trunk thighs

leg presses leg extensions is all he tries

his efforts are petty and weak

will he ever look more than a geek?

That was beautiful, io856........

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2009, 06:31:01 AM »

Well Joe in Family Guy(the neighbour in the wheelchair) has a great upper body

Tombo · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2009, 06:36:08 AM »

Quote from: io856 on February 15, 2009, 03:06:31 AM

ok bodybuilder1234

shattered hopes and broken dreams

getbig is a place of jealousy it seems

bodybuilder1234 wants to build tree trunk thighs

leg presses leg extensions is all he tries

his efforts are petty and weak

will he ever look more than a geek?

HAY MANZ MY LEGZ ARE GROWING K? AND I ONLY DO LEG EXTENSIONS AND LEG PRESSES FOR MY QUADZ K!?!?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2009, 06:37:46 AM »

Big quads make youre cock look small in pictures,remember that

Mars · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:17:55 AM »

big legs make the upperbody appear to look smaller.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:20:45 AM »

Having no legs at all would make the upperbody appear massive

Mars · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:22:11 AM »

yeah look at tom platz, he looked like a fucking clown with these on growed tumors beneath him.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:29:48 AM »

legs are some of the most fuctional muscles you can train

if you ever get in a fight or scufffle your legs will help you more than anything else, they're you're base and at least half of the muscle you carry on your body

johnnynoname · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:30:52 AM »

..plus, training legs is good for shaping your glutes

glutes= my moneymaker

...yeah, i said it

QuakerOats · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:35:42 AM »

Quote from: io856 on February 15, 2009, 03:06:31 AM

ok bodybuilder1234

shattered hopes and broken dreams

getbig is a place of jealousy it seems

bodybuilder1234 wants to build tree trunk thighs

leg presses leg extensions is all he tries

his efforts are petty and weak

will he ever look more than a geek?

mass 04 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:37:17 AM »

translation- I tried squatting once and couldn't get more than 95 lbs, so i gave up.

kiwiol · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:37:30 AM »

Does no one get the fact that BB1234 is making a parody of Alex23's 'real men don't crave abs' thread

johnnynoname · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:38:24 AM »

what is this "parody" you speak of?

*watches "Naked Gun 33 and 1/3*

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:40:09 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 15, 2009, 08:37:30 AM

Does no one get the fact that BB1234 is making a parody of Alex23's 'real men don't crave abs' thread

I was just trying to help me make the thread more "authentic"...thus funnier

$:-\$

kiwiol · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:50:52 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 15, 2009, 08:38:24 AM

what is this "parody" you speak of?

*watches "Naked Gun 33 and 1/3*

Is that the one in which he hangs off the statue's penis and later gets told off by the judge for approaching the women with a rock hard, 11" penis?

Quote from: Nordic Beast on February 15, 2009, 08:40:09 AM

I was just trying to help me make the thread more "authentic"...thus funnier $:-\$

Fine, I'll let it slide this time

Consider this your last warning on this subject!!!!!!!!

PJim · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:57:06 AM »

Legs need to be well developed, so does upper body. A lot of people with good upper bodies wish they had the legs of some genetically gifted individuals but claim legs don't need to be trained. It's the same as how guys with massive legs but poor upper bodies always wear shorts and point out their calves. Train both my fellow getbiggers.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:57:37 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 15, 2009, 08:50:52 AM

Is that the one in which he hangs off the statue's penis and later gets told off by the judge for approaching the women with a rock hard, 11" penis?

i switched to that bret micheal's show on VH1 now so i wouldn't know at this point

MAXX · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2009, 09:13:09 AM »

small legs makes you look fragile. like a bird $:-\$

JasonH · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2009, 09:13:14 AM »

Genetics aside, you can always tell how hard a bodybuilder works by how good his legs are. No other bodypart will give such an indication.