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Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« on: February 15, 2009, 08:40:10 PM »
Gave her the ride of her life on friday until cramps do us appart type of deal and a slight ring in my left ear from the screaming....

then twice yesterday (Valentine's package deal).... and once this morning.....


... just got a text that I'm being scheduled for a another one when she gets back :(

my dick is raw  >:(

Need advice. Please help.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2009, 09:44:41 PM »
werent there rumors of your impending divorce?  Is it awkward not getting along with the brother in law?
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2009, 09:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on February 15, 2009, 08:40:10 PM
Gave her the ride of her life on friday until cramps do us appart type of deal and a slight ring in my left ear from the screaming....

then twice yesterday (Valentine's package deal).... and once this morning.....


... just got a text that I'm being scheduled for a another one when she gets back :(

my dick is raw  >:(

Need advice. Please help.
Yes, I have advice.

EAT lots of food and make sure you get a lot of fruit. This will make sure your body has the energy stores you'll be needing and that it produces the necessary test as well. Drink lots of water, too.

Good luck!
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 09:49:35 PM »
Avocado and red bull makes me f*ck for days.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2009, 09:50:26 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 15, 2009, 09:49:35 PM
Avocado and red bull makes me f*ck for days.
What is the significance of avocado?

That shit is good.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2009, 09:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Soundness on February 15, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
What is the significance of avocado?

That shit is good.

Healthy fats are the key. Avocado is a super food.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 09:56:17 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 15, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
Healthy fats are the key. Avocado is a super food.
Do you smash it up then put it on chips or do you just slice it up then eat the slices?

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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 10:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Soundness on February 15, 2009, 09:56:17 PM
Do you smash it up then put it on chips or do you just slice it up then eat the slices?



My Saturday night pre going out and having sex meal is always the same..... chicken, rice and salad. The salad is spinnich, 1 chopped tomato and 1 sliced avocado. Washed down with a red bull afterwards. Seems to do me well  ;)
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2009, 10:01:58 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 15, 2009, 10:00:26 PM
My Saturday night pre going out and having sex meal is always the same..... chicken, rice and salad. The salad is spinnich, 1 chopped tomato and 1 sliced avocado. Washed down with a red bull afterwards. Seems to do me well  ;)
Avocado in salad is a brilliant idea.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2009, 10:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Soundness on February 15, 2009, 10:01:58 PM
Avocado in salad is a brilliant idea.

Oh I forgot the most important part....... Pour on a little balsamic vinegar on the salad and you will be in heaven.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2009, 10:07:51 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 15, 2009, 10:04:16 PM
Oh I forgot the most important part....... Pour on a little balsamic vinegar on the salad and you will be in heaven.
Sounds great. I'll give it a shot.

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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 04:27:31 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 15, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
Healthy fats are the key. Avocado is a super food.
Avocado's is my favorite food 8)

your right about the fats, too many people keep them too low when dieting and this will kill your testosterone levels
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 06:20:22 AM »
anyone on this board seen richie?
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 06:34:17 AM »
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 06:40:33 AM »
Quote from: GinoFelino on February 16, 2009, 06:20:22 AM
anyone on this board seen richie?

Are you gonna keep comin' back until someone REMEMBERS seein' Richie ???
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2009, 07:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on February 16, 2009, 06:34:17 AM
????

I'm gonna keep comin' back until someone REMEMBERS seein' Richie.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2009, 07:11:56 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 16, 2009, 06:40:33 AM
Are you gonna keep comin' back until someone REMEMBERS seein' Richie ???
Yeah, but Richie ain't here! Know why? 'Cause he's a chickenshit fuckin' pussy asshole!
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2009, 08:10:49 AM »
Quote from: GinoFelino on February 16, 2009, 06:20:22 AM
anyone on this board seen richie?
LOL! now this could be good.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2009, 08:12:05 AM »
who the fuck is this richie guy :(
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2009, 08:22:15 AM »
Quote from: benz on February 16, 2009, 08:12:05 AM
who the fuck is this richie guy :(
Its from a movie with steven segal that was act filmed in Chi-town, my old stomping grounds.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2009, 11:41:27 AM »
Love that movie.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2009, 07:03:49 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 15, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
werent there rumors of your impending divorce?  Is it awkward not getting along with the brother in law?

Since when do you listen to the shitty gimmicks?

Unless you're one of them?

That would be quite twisted avesher....
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2009, 07:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on February 16, 2009, 07:03:49 PM
Since when do you listen to the shitty gimmicks?

Unless you're one of them?

That would be quite twisted avesher....

Avesher doeth protest too much.
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Re: Gave the wife a good rince and now she won't leave me alone....
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2009, 12:24:38 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 16, 2009, 11:41:27 AM
Love that movie.
I love you (as an internet friend), BerzerkFury.
You're one of the reasons I always look forward to coming here and I always enjoy our discussions. :)
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