false alarm, the dr. showed up at work as he does every day
ok, its a wild fucking animal kept in captivity. in the wild they can be violent. why is this attack so surprising?
That wasn't Dr. Chimps.Dr. Chimps wears a suit and rollerskates and smokes a cigar.
In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer — a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring — was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand ).
I call bullsheet on all those primate power claims. Are they strong? Sure. Are they 2000% stronger than us? No. It's just like Michael Phelps eating 12,000 calories. Nonsense.
Are you saying that you wouldn't mind fighting a monkey to the death, Tommy?
Last week in Vegas, I paid a hooker to spank the monkey to death. Best $40 I've spent this year.
yea, i'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit dynamometer?
Ya can't prove otherwise and they have the numbers.
haha youre right they have "numbers" from a device known as a "dynamometer" from the 1920's.
Since you work in the realm of the unprovable, i bet one of those chimps has you runnin like a puzzy in about 10 seconds. They use their arms like legs and are far stronger.FYI mechanical devices like that have been around forever and can at least give a decent approximation.