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F My Life
« on: February 19, 2009, 06:47:52 PM »
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 06:52:55 PM »
Pretty good stuff  ;D
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 06:54:23 PM »
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she payed for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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Re: F My Life
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 06:56:47 PM »
I heard about this site today on the radio.  You live in St. louis Emmortal?
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2009, 07:05:44 PM »
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2009, 07:21:30 PM »
Quote from: windsor88 on February 19, 2009, 06:56:47 PM
I heard about this site today on the radio.  You live in St. louis Emmortal?

Nah I live in LA.  Word spreads fast over the internet :)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 01:41:04 AM »
Bunch of idiots on that page.

80% of the problems are because the people are fat, 15% because they are drunk.

What do we learn from this? Don't get fat and don't take drugs, and your life will not suck.
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 02:45:00 AM »
[quote Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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hehe

edit: pwned myself with my lack of quoting skillz
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 02:50:34 AM »
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Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML


hehe

edit: pwned myself with my lack of quoting skillz

here ya go, smaulie.
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 02:59:44 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 20, 2009, 02:50:34 AM

hehe

edit: pwned myself with my lack of quoting skillz


here ya go, smaulie.

impressive!
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 03:02:58 AM »
Quote from: smaul on February 20, 2009, 02:59:44 AM
impressive!

I do my best to help my closest internet friends!  ;D ;D
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Re: F My Life
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2009, 10:17:27 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 20, 2009, 03:02:58 AM
I do my best to help my closest internet friends!  ;D ;D

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Re: F My Life
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2009, 10:41:53 AM »
Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML
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