Drink of choice
Made and ate dinner with my kids, went out for dinner again and drank half a bottle of wine. Then the heineken started flowing, LOL!
Girlfriend started getting stupid about something and crying. It was fucking annoying so I told her she was gay and to shut the fuck up. Also mentioned that tears really weren't good for lube, LOL! I'm like.. what the fuck?! Everyone else can get drunk without being a pain in the ass, either don't drink so much or don't drink around me because this is annoying. She finally calmed down and got banged in the ass but all the talking and shit damn near ruined my mood.
She's got one strike left.