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Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« on: February 20, 2009, 11:54:19 PM »
What if there was a white and eggshell card with the getbig logo and your screen name on it.

What if you could use it around the world to get the hookup on things?

Lots of cops read getbig cause many cops lift.  Maybe you 'accidentally' show him your card with your license.  bouncers lift and read getbig.  Maybe it gets you into the nightclub ahead of the line.

Any other situations where your getbig card would get you out of a jam?
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 12:15:08 AM »
It should get us supplement discounts.....

It should get the schmoes discounts on their Schmoelympia weekend vacations/trips.

Also, discounts on lunches, at least on "healthy" dishes.

2 for 1 lap dances from the fitness hoes.

For those who compete in pageants, maybe they could get deals like, buy one glittery thong, get one free.

For anyone who still enjoys reading ads, magazine subscriptions.
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HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 12:22:49 AM »
F'inf great idea! 
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2009, 12:33:02 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 21, 2009, 12:22:49 AM
F'inf great idea! 

I'll say....imagine all the pussy I'd get if I pulled out my VIP Getbig card. On top of that, I'll tell the hotties I know 240 and Calfzilla, and I bet they rape right then and there!
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2009, 12:37:01 AM »
There are so many scenarios I can think of.  It would be impossible to write them all down. 
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 12:37:46 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on February 20, 2009, 07:36:52 PM
i was driving 85 in a 55 and met a cop and didnt get pulled over.

He must have known that I post on getbig  ;D, but yea that is a true story. I was already looking for a road to pull off on when the cop turned around but he/she never did turn around.

Did this post give you this thread idea fowty?
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 12:40:12 AM »
It will get me some free schmoe-squats by Jenny The Beast. 
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 12:40:13 AM »
Schmoe squats with 50% discount.
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2009, 12:41:12 AM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on February 21, 2009, 12:40:13 AM
Schmoe squats with 50% discount.

I beat you by a fraction of a second.
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2009, 12:48:36 AM »
Haha damn.  ;D
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 12:55:13 AM »
I bet we could show it to the waitress at Denny's for a free blow job with our grand slam.  Sure beats the hell out of the 15% AARP discount. 
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2009, 12:56:46 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 21, 2009, 12:55:13 AM
I bet we could show it to the waitress at Denny's for a free blow job with our grand slam.  Sure beats the hell out of the 15% AARP discount. 

HAHAHAHAH

Excellent!
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2009, 02:13:13 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 20, 2009, 11:54:19 PM
What if there was a white and eggshell card with the getbig logo and your screen name on it.

What if you could use it around the world to get the hookup on things?

Lots of cops read getbig cause many cops lift.  Maybe you 'accidentally' show him your card with your license.  bouncers lift and read getbig.  Maybe it gets you into the nightclub ahead of the line.

Any other situations where your getbig card would get you out of a jam?

The first rule of Getbig: u don't talk about Getbig! The second rule of Getbig....  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2009, 04:11:40 AM »
Quote from: Team Diver on February 21, 2009, 02:13:13 AM
The first rule of Getbig: u don't talk about Getbig! The second rule of Getbig....  >:( >:( >:(

The card with getbig logo and screen-name will do the talk.
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2009, 04:17:50 AM »
yes that would make things so much easier!

get to work on it 240! make them and sell them for a dollar a pop, you could make tens of dollars
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2009, 06:05:39 AM »
Yes, it could be like a credit card but instead have a hologram of Ron's face on it.
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 06:09:41 AM »
You mean, you guys don't have one yet?   8)
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2009, 06:12:19 AM »
All the mods already have them.
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 06:19:01 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 21, 2009, 06:12:19 AM
All the mods already have them.

I got mine back in the day for being THE SQUADS co-rookie of the year....
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2009, 06:21:51 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 21, 2009, 06:19:01 AM
I got mine back in the day for being THE SQUADS co-rookie of the year....



I got mine as soon as I started modding the sports board.next thing you know I'm selling juice to Arod in the Dominican.
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2009, 06:24:00 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 21, 2009, 06:21:51 AM


I got mine as soon as I started modding the sports board.next thing you know I'm selling juice to Arod in the Dominican.

allegedly, right?    ;D
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2009, 06:27:26 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 21, 2009, 06:24:00 AM
allegedly, right?    ;D




You should see when I go to the local bb shows,bust out my card and tell all the girls I'm Ron from get big.
it's like the "Girls,Girls,Girls" video from Motley Crue :)
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2009, 08:35:52 AM »
Quote from: Bigger Business on February 21, 2009, 12:37:46 AM
Did this post give you this thread idea fowty?

yes, yes it did
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2009, 02:31:49 PM »
rape trials?
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Re: Situations in life that a GetBig membership card could help
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2009, 02:43:03 PM »
Foreclosure
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