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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 1)
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2009, 01:38:24 PM »
Its only gay if you get a hard on reading it  :-X

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 1)
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2009, 03:49:19 PM »
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR PART 2 YET?

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 1)
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2009, 03:51:15 PM »
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR PART 2 YET?
:D

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 1)
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2009, 04:00:54 PM »
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR PART 2 YET?

Bring It!!!!!

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 1)
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2009, 04:34:40 PM »

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Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2009, 01:05:48 PM »
You follow Branch into Advanced Auto Parts as he throws the door open and muscle-walks through.  There are all kinds of macho types around the store-both working and shopping-and they all acknowledge Branch with a rugged nod of the head.  You stand quietly while Branch looks over the spark plugs and picks out the ones appropriate for his truck (Ford F350  Super Duty).  He stops and shoots the breeze in the aisle with a bearded blue collar type.  Branch demands respect from all and he is duly showered in silent respect as he struts through store.  Branch pays for his auto parts and the two of you are jumping back in your car.  Looking to buy more time you ask Branch if he's hungry, "Oh, yeah!", comes the reply, and you speed off towards Outback Steakhouse.  Branch yawns and stretches his powerful arms, then drapes his left arm across the headrest of your carseat.  You can smell his deodorant mingling with his natural, manly scent...

(Pt. 3 coming)


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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2009, 01:08:52 PM »
 :D
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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 1)
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2009, 01:09:28 PM »

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2009, 01:09:53 PM »
this guy is funny. ;D

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2009, 01:15:20 PM »
good stuff.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2009, 01:16:19 PM »
pt 3= when i'm gonna cum

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2009, 01:16:24 PM »
this guy is funny. ;D

"you can smell his deodorant mingling with his natural, manly scent..."

how the fuck does one make up such stuff lol!

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2009, 02:38:58 PM »
hahaahhahhahahahhahahaha haha

 ;D

I wonder where this is going  :-X

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2009, 02:44:48 PM »
Lmfao, this sounds like the kind of shit you woud read on a site like www.fanfiction.net

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2009, 04:34:11 PM »
good stuff I didnt think it could get any better than Pt. 1 but Pt. 2 topped it who knows what's in-store for pt. 3
 ;D

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2009, 04:42:39 PM »
that was so romantic

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2009, 07:23:34 PM »
I can imagine all this going on as i read  ;D ;D
Great work,cant wait til part 3

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2009, 12:02:09 PM »
Lmfao, this sounds like the kind of shit you woud read on a site like www.fanfiction.net


I beg your pardon?  This isn't "fan fiction".  This is Literature.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence (Pt. 2)
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2009, 12:06:08 PM »
poetry

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence - Part 1 & 2
« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2009, 11:12:43 PM »
filth  >:(
175lbs by 31st July

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence - Part 1 & 2
« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2009, 02:02:50 PM »
Somehow the Branch Warren Sequence Parts 1 and 2 have been consolidated into a single work of literature.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence - Part 1 & 2
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2009, 02:03:34 PM »
Somehow the Branch Warren Sequence Parts 1 and 2 have been consolidated into a single work of literature.
when's PT3, faggopolis?

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence - Part 1 & 2
« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2009, 02:06:22 PM »
when's PT3, faggopolis?

Part 3 is coming.

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence - Part 1 & 2 NOW!!PART III UPDATED!!
« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2009, 02:54:45 PM »
Branch Warren Sequence (Pt 3)

Branch leads the way into The Outback Steakhouse.  You are tempted to hold his belt as you obediently follow.  Branch's physique demands attention and attention it gets: The place goes quiet as the crowd stares in awe of his iron-forged musculature.  Women throw flirting glances at Branch, while the men stew in their own inadequacy.  The two of you are seated at the best table in the house.  Branch demolishes 2 T-Bone Steaks like a Neanderthal, while you nervously nibble at the edges of a garden salad.  Branch then announces it's time to get back to his vehicle.  You're in the Outback parking lot waiting on Branch while he's in the Men's Room taking a Man-Piss.  All of a sudden you're surrounded by several thugs!  They brandish knives and demand your money and car keys!  You see your life flash before your eyes.

(Pt 4 coming)

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Re: Branch Warren Sequence - Part 1 & 2 NOW!!PART III UPDATED!!
« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2009, 04:36:20 PM »
These are great. I'm choking here, from laughing so hard.... ;D
HAHA, RON.....