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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #125 on: February 23, 2009, 05:16:21 PM »
Nice.

Where did you find that site? Caliberfitness looks like they have some good stuff, how do i order?
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #126 on: February 23, 2009, 05:48:53 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 23, 2009, 05:16:21 PM
Nice.

Where did you find that site? Caliberfitness looks like they have some good stuff, how do i order?

They don't.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #127 on: February 23, 2009, 06:24:42 PM »
Too bad Vince no longer has the Magic Stick in his arsenal.  If he did, look out Nationals!
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #128 on: February 23, 2009, 06:25:55 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on February 23, 2009, 06:24:42 PM
Too bad Vince no longer has the Magic Stick in his arsenal.  If he did, look out Nationals!

Now he has Queen Vissy's stick in his assinal.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #129 on: February 23, 2009, 06:31:22 PM »
 I think his girls name is Dee.....DEE LUSIONAL! ;D
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #130 on: February 24, 2009, 09:03:40 AM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on February 23, 2009, 09:37:25 AM
Did you ever train big with Big Jessie?

The name sounds familiar but I train solo unless I need a spot or something. 
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #131 on: February 24, 2009, 09:04:19 AM »
Quote from: GetItOnNY on February 23, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
1200 SQ ft,lol. Huge house.Must I remind everybody Vince did mention he lives in a mbolile home in a post about 2 weeks ago.
So Vince probably lives in a mobile home park


2.5 acres of land.  Its means no-one else is around...... ::)
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #132 on: February 24, 2009, 09:05:15 AM »
Vince is going to do really well, to bad you guys can see his potential, he just needs to dial it in a little better.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #133 on: February 24, 2009, 09:05:58 AM »
Quote from: GetItOnNY on February 23, 2009, 10:50:23 AM
Vince, I wish to god cardio was this easy.If you think this "bike' will get you lean enough to step on stage your dreaming.
I wish I just hop on the bike and get down to 4% bodyfat.Vince you cant get lean on the bike.You have to use the treadmill at a 6% grade at 3 -3.5 mph, StairMaster, or the Eliptiical, to get lean.Riding this silly bike, does not burn enough calories.Now and then, you can ride the bike for a change up.But anybodybuilder knows.You cannot get lean riding a bike.
Especially being as fat as you are.THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU WILL GET LEAN RIDING THIS SILLY BIKE VINCE,BEING AS FAT AND SMOOTH AS YOU ARE !!!!!!!


The Total trainer machine converts to a rowing machine.  I'll be fine
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #134 on: February 24, 2009, 09:07:56 AM »
See he has thought this all out.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #135 on: February 24, 2009, 09:09:56 AM »
Quote from: GetItOnNY on February 23, 2009, 10:43:33 AM
God Vince I wish I had one of these when I was training for the Mr USA.God id I only had this I would have won the whole show

Looks can be deceiving.  This machine can do a lot more than you think.  If you think its a Total Gym machine, you're sadly mistaken.
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Noel Fuller

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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #136 on: February 24, 2009, 09:13:25 AM »
Vince do you need help prepping for the show?
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #137 on: February 24, 2009, 09:21:31 AM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on February 23, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
I swear that while reading this thread I laughed so hard I farted! Nothing like a serious Melvin Goodrum promising to compete in Munzer like condition to bring the house down.

We were wondering where Melvin had disappeared to. Now we know. He is living in bliss hidden away in the hillbilly hills of North Carolina. Lucky for him they tolerate his situation because that wasn't always so in the racist south.

I think our former Venom Vince Versace, who used to warm up the crowd at local wrestling shows and got showered with cans and rubbish, tripped on that soda bottle while going up the stairs at that Prepaid Legal Convention and hasn't been the same since. The dude used to have a thriving business and a gym membership. Since his fall he has used Pilates machines and perhaps just pushups because he presented at his last public display causing hoots of laughter from all and sundry.

Can we expect a transformed Melvin Goodrum? Nope. He has gone online to get various certificates in personal training and nutrition but still needs the advice of supplement companies to know what to do. This guy is an original and no amount of advices will dent that thick hide. We will see more of the same because what he sees in the mirror is not what we see on stage. Truly, there has never been another like our Vince Goodrum. We were proud of his last success in academia when he finally earned his coveted PhD degree in metaphysics. We wonder if he even knows what that discipline is? Some say he merely donated money to some obscure religious order to get his degree. No matter because Vince promised us he was working on another doctorate that required a thesis. Yeah, sure.

So, we await the predictable hype and amusing photos. We await his soon to be published 'Goodrum's Guide to Trademark Calves'! This guy is a net legend and hero for sure.


You're still alive?????


For your information, getting advice from a natural pros is a smart way of going about doing bodybuilding shows.  While I'm a great personal trainer and nutritionist, it doesn't quantify into being a contest prep coach.  If you don't know something, then ask for help and put your personal pride to the side.


As far as my business is concerned, its still thriving and growing.  And while I no longer have a gym membership, I don't need one know that I have a fully equipped one at home.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #138 on: February 24, 2009, 09:21:54 AM »
post up some training clips vince.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #139 on: February 24, 2009, 09:23:31 AM »
 I would like to thank who came up with this gimmick. seriously, when i am down in the dumps, "vince" cracks me up!!! if you notice he says this shit every 6 months or so. The pictures of some black dude who is a terrible bodybuilder makes this almost real. Anyway keep up the good work making this shit up, I love it!!!
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #140 on: February 24, 2009, 09:47:28 AM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 24, 2009, 09:03:40 AM
The name sounds familiar but I train solo unless I need a spot or something. 

Jessie Squires who lost to Chick and King Kamali in the nationals. Big Jess is a legend in S.C.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #141 on: February 24, 2009, 09:48:22 AM »
Good luck Vince !! Hopefeully you'll be able to break the magical 20% bodyfat barrier this time! ::)
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #142 on: February 24, 2009, 09:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Noel Fuller on February 24, 2009, 09:13:25 AM
Vince do you need help prepping for the show?

He needs this
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #143 on: February 24, 2009, 09:52:18 AM »
Quote from: Mars on February 24, 2009, 09:21:54 AM
post up some training clips vince.

This is one with Queer Vissy
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #144 on: February 24, 2009, 09:58:52 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on February 24, 2009, 09:50:41 AM
He needs this







Thats a waste of a totally good bullet
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #145 on: February 24, 2009, 10:09:10 AM »
Quote from: LLES on February 24, 2009, 09:58:52 AM






Thats a waste of a totally good bullet

Well maybe someone could hit him in the head with the butt of it then. 
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #146 on: February 24, 2009, 10:16:35 AM »
Is Vince a real person??
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #147 on: February 24, 2009, 10:26:05 AM »
Quote from: Okami on February 24, 2009, 10:16:35 AM
Is Vince a real person??

sadly yes >:(
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #148 on: February 24, 2009, 10:26:42 AM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on February 24, 2009, 09:47:28 AM
Jessie Squires who lost to Chick and King Kamali in the nationals. Big Jess is a legend in S.C.


Oh yea now I know who you're talking about, I don't think he's at Powerhouse anymore but its been a while since I've been there.  That Powerhouse gym in Maudlin was going down the hill last time I was there.  Its a great gym but the problem is that they don't know how to advertise it properly.  

Honestly, I would drop the franchise name and use that extra money to do local advertising.
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Re: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite)
« Reply #149 on: February 24, 2009, 10:31:55 AM »
The best you can find on web? Vince if you want people to buy from you smarten up a little ::)
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