Author Topic: I'll be onstage competing again in 3 months (definite) (Read 105210 times)

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #825 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:16:14 PM »

It's all about the alarm clock or the 1994 Ford Festiva failing to crank....

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #826 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:19:59 PM »

What show is Vince doing?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #827 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:24:23 PM »

Sounds like Mr Novice Rhode Island?

PIITB · « **Reply #828 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:29:08 PM »

Experts say he's actually 6 weeks out in condition.

Was hiding the pics, which means he's seriously concerned about opinions here.

Tonight he's thinking about how he can break it to Vissy that maybe he's not ready for this show.

There is no shame in not being in shape.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #829 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:33:23 PM »

"I was late for prejudging, because I got lost in a watermelon patch."

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #830 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote from: J Grey on May 22, 2009, 03:30:56 PM

More than 20 weeks out

What about 20 years out?

elite_lifter · « **Reply #831 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:36:28 PM »

Vince, next time you start snapping pic of yourself do you think you can clean up a bit. Also, you look like you have not gained any muscle although you do look leaner, I don't think that will win any show.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #832 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:46:36 PM »

Looking pretty shredded Vince.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #833 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:17:51 PM »

I bet his boyfriend dumps him for a fat mexican dude.

CARTEL · « **Reply #834 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:30:45 PM »

I see Vince coming in third out of 3 guys and getting a trophy that he will rub in our faces.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #835 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:40:05 PM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on May 22, 2009, 11:17:51 PM

I bet his boyfriend dumps him for a fat mexican dude.

a fat mexican will probably place higher in the contest than Turdrum will

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #836 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:23:48 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on May 22, 2009, 11:40:05 PM

a fat mexican will probably place higher in the contest than Turdrum will

Yes the immigrant would carry more quality mass.

Mars · « **Reply #837 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:31:05 AM »

he misses his peak.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #838 on:** May 23, 2009, 12:33:17 AM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on May 23, 2009, 12:23:48 AM

Yes the immigrant would carry more quality mass.

would have done more cardio since he had to make a dash across the border

PIITB · « **Reply #839 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:32:58 AM »

Vince knows he will be humiliated for the boards.

He will back out of this show. He will take pics by the lake in glittery thongs, but when the show arrives he will be full of excuses.

This will be like all the other years. He does it every time.

littleguns · « **Reply #840 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:34:22 AM »

"Just bought another business which has kept me out of the gym"

ironneck · « **Reply #841 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:39:07 AM »

"had to play domino with my bros"

what: · « **Reply #842 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:41:47 AM »

I cant wait to see Vince's Comp pictures and pro bodybuilding type excuses why he placed where he did.
i feel the following will be this years excuses....

-he got confused about 'shitloading" and ate cheeseburgers and ice cream for the entire 12 weeks then ate clean the last 24 hours

-he got a tainted batch of bee pollen which mircuolously made him hold 30lbs of water and ate all his muscle

-his cell tech didnt arrive on time

-he forgot his posing trunks in the hamper at the shelter he lives in so he had to stop by K-Mart and pick up some fruit of the looms to wear on stage

-a supplement company is offering him a contract and will pay him for the rights to use his contest photos as the before pics so he had to stop training and dieting 2 weeks out

-his Tony Little Ecliptical and chuck Norris total Gym broke a month out so he couldnt train or do cardio

-he really believed that box of marshmallow scmores nutritional label that said 2 "net carbs" grams per serving.

-his trainer fucked up

-his nutritionist fucked up

-his cousin broke up with him and left him for another woman

-the judges were racist

-he wasnt managed by JMP

-he got a bogus batch of steroids...oops he is natural

-he got pulled over by the cops for speeding on the way to the show doing 140 miles per hour in his Saturn and didnt make it to the show on time to properly pump and oil up

-they saw his nipples and mistakenly entered him into the figure class

- we are all haters and he will show us next time

-someone spiked his chicken and veggies for donuts and beer

and last but not least

-he most likely overslept as a result of all the above

Vince B · « **Reply #843 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:00:08 PM »

Melvin is looking more defined. Definite improvement from Vince G CSN MFT PHD. We await his contest condition and three rows of abs.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #844 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:02:56 PM »

Looks like he's still about 15% BF. What does everyone else think? Serious opinions on his BF%.

wavelength · « **Reply #845 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:04:18 PM »

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on May 23, 2009, 04:02:56 PM

Looks like he's still about 15% BF. What does everyone else think? Serious opinions on his BF%.

15% sounds about right.

tbombz · « **Reply #846 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:04:39 PM »

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on May 23, 2009, 04:02:56 PM

Looks like he's still about 15% BF. What does everyone else think? Serious opinions on his BF%.

id say he is more like 12%, but it depends on if he is holding fat on his thighs and back

chaos · « **Reply #847 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:10:26 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on May 23, 2009, 04:04:39 PM

id say he is more like 12%, but it depends on if he is holding fat on his thighs and back

LOL

The Master · « **Reply #848 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:10:48 PM »

Quote from: wavelength on May 23, 2009, 04:04:18 PM

15% sounds about right.

yes. 15-16%.

In other words: 20 weeks out.

Quote from: tbombz on May 23, 2009, 04:04:39 PM

id say he is more like 12%, but it depends on if he is holding fat on his thighs and back

That is not 12%.

And Vince is a moron. After years of competing, he has still not learned to start dieting early enough. Once again he will be a tremendous failure.

tbombz · « **Reply #849 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on May 23, 2009, 04:10:48 PM

That is not 12%.

to have abs defined like this is pretty lean. personally i store most of my fat on my lower stomach love handle region so if my midsection looked like this i would be 10-12% bf.