The latest from Nasser El Sonbaty AKA ALTTUMO

[mass 04]

hahahahhaa, still popping the buttons on your dress shirts from eating carbs you huge muscle beast?

He's posting in darkness. His office moved him to the basement because his co workers were so scared of him they couldn't get any work done.

[QuakerOats]

He's posting in darkness. His office moved him to the basement because his co workers were so scared of him they couldn't get any work done.

hahahaha, he's probably 183 pounds of skinny/fat with an Igloo cooler filled with 6 meals and a stack of Flex magazines two feet high on his desk.

[El Diablo Blanco]

hahahaha, he's probably 183 pounds of skinny/fat with an Igloo cooler filled with 6 meals and a stack of Flex magazines two feet high on his desk.

Squad you lost it.  Especially when you have conversations with yourself.  Are you going to call your lawyer and sue me as well?  What did you use as a retainer?  A bag of unpeeled potatoes?  Fucking hillbillie boy

[QuakerOats]

Squad you lost it.  Especially when you have conversations with yourself.  Are you going to call your lawyer and sue me as well?  What did you use as a retainer?  A bag of unpeeled potatoes?  Fucking hillbillie boy

hahahaha, calm down man were just kidding around.

[Sharma]

An ode to the Pumkinheads..

Nasser oh Nasser, huge Nasser is in your heads,
He is the last thing you think of in your fetid, shit-stained beds,
At midday mom wakes you up and asks when you'll get a job,
Think too much about your failed life, you'll start to sob,
Must log on now, must get on the site!
Where else can a nerd and cyber warrior fight?
As you look at the handsome and successful browns,
Your zit plastered forheads crinkle with frowns,
You burn with envy, jealousy and hate,
You know the boat has left, it's too late,
Bigbobs and Nasser are living the dream,
So also are the members of the TEAM,
And  what is left for a skinny-fat, pasty pumpkinhead?
Nothing of any note, you're practically dead.
The wizard of truth owns your mind so bad that you should pay him rent,
Thankfully for you ..it's free to live in mom's basement.

[bigguns23]

 

[mass 04]

Sharma is a man who can't adapt to the west
Nasser says of all the schmoes, Sharma pleases him best.
He posts about Nasser all day from him mud hut
While Nasser can't afford a plane ticket nevermind Pizza Hut.
Sharma like most muslims smells like a skunk
Hopefully his muscle worship will lead to a discounted posing trunk.
Sharma is a man with delusions of grandeur
I saw a police report where Nasser called his wife a whore
Sharma, Nasser should be grateful to have a man like you
Just make sure to feed Sato when you're through.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Sharma is a man who can't adapt to the west
Nasser says of all the schmoes, Sharma pleases him best.
He posts about Nasser all day from him mud hut
While Nasser can't afford a plane ticket nevermind Pizza Hut.
Sharma like most muslims smells like a skunk
Hopefully his muscle worship will lead to a discounted posing trunk.
Sharma is a man with delusions of grandeur
I saw a police report where Nasser called his wife a whore
Sharma, Nasser should be grateful to have a man like you
Just make sure to feed Sato when you're through.

Shut up Squad/quaker/mirz/trailertrash

[Sharma]

Again the Pumpkinheads rattle and wail,
But their taunts are always destined to fail,
Because when the computers are shut down,
Their ghastly lives are typical of the sad clown.
They have no money, honor or pride,
Their hopes and dreams of sucess..long ago died,
And while the beautiful Nasser gazes at the Ocean,
The skinny-fat failures ingest some awful Muscletech potion,
Still their horrible physiques will resemble garbage bags,
And they shall grapple with the reality that they are fags,
And these depressed failures will even consider self-harm,
Proud and loyal Muslims will be nourished by their Islam.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Again the Pumpkinheads rattle and wail,
But their taunts are always destined to fail,
Because when the computers are shut down,
Their ghastly lives are typical of the sad clown.
They have no money, honor or pride,
Their hopes and dreams of sucess..long ago died,
And while the beautiful Nasser gazes at the Ocean,
The skinny-fat failures ingest some awful Muscletech potion,
Still their horrible physiques will resemble garbage bags,
And they shall grapple with the reality that they are fags,
And these depressed failures will even consider self-harm,
Proud and loyal Muslims will be nourished by their Islam.

So tell me shawarma.  If Nasser was such a good muslim, did he actually fast during the month of Ramadan?  Especially while he was competing?

[mass 04]

Poor Sharma spending all day defending his dude
He's hoping for an invite to Nasser's studio apartment to get screwed.
It's sad a grown man would spend his days defending this guy
Many wish he'd blow himself up, but i don't wish him to die.
Maybe he's upset Nasser won't return his calls
He's no better better he posts under a gimmick because he has no balls.
I have no ill will towards Nasser and the team
Now go to your hut Sharma take out your Flex and have an Arab wet dream.

[Sharma]

Shut up Squad/quaker/mirz/trailertrash

He's not Dave.

[mass 04]

An ode to the Pumkinheads..

Nasser oh Nasser, huge Nasser is in your heads,
He is the last thing you think of in your fetid, shit-stained beds,
At midday mom wakes you up and asks when you'll get a job,
Think too much about your failed life, you'll start to sob,
Must log on now, must get on the site!
Where else can a nerd and cyber warrior fight?
As you look at the handsome and successful browns,
Your zit plastered forheads crinkle with frowns,
You burn with envy, jealousy and hate,
You know the boat has left, it's too late,
Bigbobs and Nasser are living the dream,
So also are the members of the TEAM,
And  what is left for a skinny-fat, pasty pumpkinhead?
Nothing of any note, you're practically dead.
The wizard of truth owns your mind so bad that you should pay him rent,
Thankfully for you ..it's free to live in mom's basement.

LMAO. This is funny.

[Sharma]

LMAO. This is funny.

I liked parts of yours. Witty and show some intelligence

[mass 04]

I liked parts of yours. Witty and show some intelligence

No hard feelings man, just kidding around.

[dr.chimps]

LOL. What's with all the poetry? Buncha fags 'round here.        

[The Wizard of Truth]

Sharma is gay...that is all

[Tyr]

Hah ha ha

ShameAr getting brutally owned here.
Another day in the life of the  self loathing muslim homosexual gimmick who recoils at his own visage when he looks in the mirror and sees nothing but shame and despair looking back at him. Such a wretched godless creature should be put out of its misery.

Rock on guys.

[bigbobs]

Sharma once again demonstrating that he is the most witty poster on getbig!

[The Wizard of Truth]

Sharma once again demonstrating that he likes to stick his wee wee hose into small boys!

Really? Who wud've thought

[mass 04]

Sharma once again demonstrating that he is the most witty poster on getbig!

It kills me to say this, but he can be one of the funniest guys on here.

[bigbobs]

It kills me to say this, but he can be one of the funniest guys on here.

Not "one of the..." but the funniest, along with QuakerOats. 

[Palpatine Q]

Nasser oh Nasser, the fans all recoil

As you step onstage, all filled up with oil

You were beaten by dozer and ronnie as well

So 15 years later on these contests you dwell

You cannot accept this part of your life

So as a coward does, you beat up your wife

You vent your frustrations thru rants and letters

why not just accept that these guys were better?

[mass 04]

Poor Nasser still dwelling on placings from years ago
Face it, you weren't good enough to win those shows.
You were beaten by much better guys
Now you are broke, bitter and surrounded by flyes.
Delusional Nasser stop living in the past
Milos' wife said that you were much too fast.
I hope one day you can accept your fate
Until then read getbig and watch queers fight for a date.

[bigmc]

Poor nasser perpetual second rater

full of oil and such a hater

his eyes are so funny his delts full of oil

he lives off his used trunks in which he did soil

all he wants is to be a big hitter

all he gets is a load up his shitter