Author Topic: Why are women evil/weird (Read 5841 times)

Migs · « **on:** February 24, 2009, 11:30:01 AM »

ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.

on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.

Butterbean · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2009, 11:37:04 AM »

Some women seem evil/weird just like some men do.

Don't let this woman's behavior make you think no women want help removing some of the 100 lb plates from the leg press or whatever. Some can handle that weight but some can't. I can handle it but I still appreciate when this one trainer grabs the other side as he usually does. He is very sweet and thoughtful imo.

If she actually said she "doesn't need a man's help," she possibly has issues that have nothing to do w/you.

P.S. Good for you for not doing a drive-by

Butterbean · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2009, 11:43:29 AM »

Meanwhile, how about the big guy that after I arranged 2 benches for my workout partner and me came over and tried to steal one? I kept saying, Hey! We are using those! He acted like he didn't hear me. I said louder and louder Hey Man! We are using those! Don't act like you don't hear me!!

Then he was like, OH, sorry! LOL

I think it was because we were chicks!

Later all was well though-I apologized for yelling at him

EDIT After reading this post I probably fit into the evil/weird women category at the gym

Migs · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2009, 11:49:46 AM »

guys aren't weird, we are simple. There is a difference. Sometimes we tune out anything in the audible spectrum that sounds like it could come from a woman. It's a self preservation technique we use. It also is an anti-stress technique. There was a girl that was talking to me and I literally didn't hear a word she said until she stopped. I looked at her and said "huh?" and then she continued. I guess I wouldn't have minded getting yelled at as much if she was good looking. Then I jus figured it par for the course for me. But dang, if i get yelled at or turned donw it better not be from a person i don't find attractive. That just down right hurts my feelings.

Butterbean · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2009, 11:53:55 AM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 11:49:46 AM

guys aren't weird, we are simple. There is a difference. Sometimes we tune out anything in the audible spectrum that sounds like it could come from a woman. It's a self preservation technique we use. It also is an anti-stress technique. There was a girl that was talking to me and I literally didn't hear a word she said until she stopped. I looked at her and said "huh?" and then she continued. I guess I wouldn't have minded getting yelled at as much if she was good looking. Then I jus figured it par for the course for me. But dang, if i get yelled at or turned donw it better not be from a person i don't find attractive. That just down right hurts my feelings.

Someone posted this here (RonPaulFan or HustleMan?) lol @ the listening particle

Migs · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:03:07 PM »

see i told you it was scientifically proven

QuakerOats · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 11:30:01 AM

ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.

on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.

epic admitting you're not a "hunky" guy.

Migs · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:19:06 PM »

i don't claim to be anything other than what i am. Maybe i should stick with my getbig/internet persona down, After all im am 6'6 250 pounds with 8% BF and can bench 525 for 12 reps, one armed, for warm up. Oh and not to mention i can squat 1200 pounds after my daily 26.2 mile run.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:32:14 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 12:19:06 PM

i don't claim to be anything other than what i am. Maybe i should stick with my getbig/internet persona down, After all im am 6'6 250 pounds with 8% BF and can bench 525 for 12 reps, one armed, for warm up. Oh and not to mention i can squat 1200 pounds after my daily 26.2 mile run.

all joking aside though you get women more interested when you IGNORE and DON'T HELP THEM then when you do, i do it all the time.

Migs · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:01:08 PM »

the thing is, i wasn't trying to pick her up or even talk to her. just trying to help her out. I hope a plate falls on her and she rolls around on her back like a turtle.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:05:24 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 01:01:08 PM

the thing is, i wasn't trying to pick her up or even talk to her. just trying to help her out. I hope a plate falls on her and she rolls around on her back like a turtle.

come on man no need to bullshit, as men we ALWAYS have ulterior motives when it comes to attractive women, you may not have even been doing it consciously but that's how we're wired, at least that's how HETEROSEXUAL men are wired.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 12:03:07 PM

see i told you it was scientifically proven

the male one is funny too.

Migs · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:09:26 PM »

no, read the first post. the chick was not attractive. She was down right fugly. she was um, a big girl, not that there aren't cute heavy girls but she wasn't. she had more chins than the chinese phone book

QuakerOats · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 01:09:26 PM

no, read the first post. the chick was not attractive. She was down right fugly. she was um, a big girl, not that there aren't cute heavy girls but she wasn't. she had more chins than the chinese phone book

oh ok nevermind, maybe she's insecure about being in the gym or something.

Migs · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:14:59 PM »

maybe, but damn get over it. i'm sure she'd be friendly to a person helping her load the trunk wit pizza and chips. I'm a fatass so I can make fun of other fat people. That's my disclaimer and sticking to it.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:36:23 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 11:30:01 AM

ok so I was at the gym. This means I actually went in and worked out, not drive by it (like I wanted to do). So do the bike, then work on tri's and back. I see this girl/woman/chick and she wants to use a machine but a guy that used it last didn't put up the weights. She is looking around like she wants help to move the weights. I will say there was a good deal of weight on. So since i was going to use the machine next to her I offered to give her a hand and take off the plates. She then proceeds to say that she doesn't need a man's help and then jibbered on about something uncomprehensible. I decided to use a different machine far away from this pyscho chick. Maybe she was waiting for some hunky guy to help her? not really sure, but I doubt that was going to happen since she really wasn't attractive in any sense and with that type of emotional display only some complete moron would help her out. So again, why are women so evil and weird. I should have slapped her with a twinkie.

on the flip side, there was a girl using the thigh abducter/adducter machine...that really can throw off a guys concentration.

Do you look like a pervert?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:37:29 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 11:49:46 AM

guys aren't weird, we are simple. There is a difference. Sometimes we tune out anything in the audible spectrum that sounds like it could come from a woman. It's a self preservation technique we use. It also is an anti-stress technique.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:39:33 PM »

I offered to help a lady move a toaster oven and she accepted graciously. lol

Migs · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:39:56 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on February 24, 2009, 01:36:23 PM

Do you look like a pervert?

well i did have my short shorts on, hiked up by the way, flip flops and a wife beater, so no not really.

drkaje · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:55:45 PM »

Maybe she was Lebanese.

Migs · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:17:55 PM »

no self respecting lebanese would go for that. Maybe this is her style.

drkaje · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:46:31 PM »

LOL!

Some people are just miserable.

Princess L · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2009, 04:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 11:49:46 AM

guys aren't weird, we are simple.

That sums it up right there

Migs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2009, 04:24:33 PM »

we can't help the fact that women HAVE to complicate everything.

tonymctones · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2009, 04:28:31 PM »

Quote from: Migs on February 24, 2009, 01:01:08 PM

the thing is, i wasn't trying to pick her up or even talk to her. just trying to help her out. I hope a plate falls on her and she rolls around on her back like a turtle.

hahaha made me laugh

Quote from: RonPaulFan on February 24, 2009, 01:36:23 PM

Do you look like a pervert?

hahahahah