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annoying lady at gym.
« on: February 24, 2009, 07:47:46 PM »
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 07:49:01 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.

She probably just wanted to fuck
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 07:51:04 PM »
Give her a dirty look for being a fat bitch.
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HTexan

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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on February 24, 2009, 07:49:01 PM
She probably just wanted to fuck
she was a 10 beer-er. ;D
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 08:25:23 PM »
tell her that you don't look over her shoulder when she eats her mayonnaise and butter sandwiches....so why is she looking over yours?
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on February 24, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
tell her that you don't look over her shoulder when she eats her mayonnaise and butter sandwiches....so why is she looking over yours?

mayonnaise and butter--ahahahhahah---thats awesome
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 08:27:55 PM »
Maybe you fucked her last time you got drunk and went "hoggin".  I have a friend who loves that shit....weirdo, he's a good looking dude to....guess he loves the fat sluts.
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HTexan

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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 10:03:14 PM »
Quote from: body88 on February 24, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Maybe you fucked her last time you got drunk and went "hoggin".  I have a friend who loves that shit....weirdo, he's a good looking dude to....guess he loves the fat sluts.
Nah, i don't get drunk. I stopped myself and just maintain the buzz. And when i gotten drunk, the last think on my mind was working a cam. ;D
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 10:42:54 PM »
Quote from: pugalist666 on February 24, 2009, 10:19:39 PM
you should have hit her , im disgusted that you didnt , what kind of texan are you ?
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 10:46:58 PM »
a little surprise sex should have been in order...
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 10:48:36 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on February 24, 2009, 10:46:58 PM
a little surprise sex should have been in order...

x2

If everything truly is bigger in texas then so are the women.  Nothing wrong with a fatty from time to time.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 10:49:09 PM »
Did you tell her you are a getbigger and can get away with pretty much anything?  
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 10:55:43 PM »
It was the other kind of dirty look, stud.  Work on your wink.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009, 10:56:09 PM »
Quote from: grab an umbrella on February 24, 2009, 10:48:36 PM
x2

If everything truly is bigger in texas then so are the women.  Nothing wrong with a fatty from time to time.
big boobs and ass, but not fat please ;)
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HTexan

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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2009, 10:57:53 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 24, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
It was the other kind of dirty look, stud.  Work on your wink.
no,  it wasn't the i-want-your-cock look. it was the i-want-to-cut-off-your-cock look. :-\
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2009, 10:58:52 PM »
bro,i get that crap daily cause i work in a gym,people bitchin about everything,im trying to keep the equipment clean and people bitch about the smell of the lemon cleaner i use,i pick up garbage people leave behind and 5 hours later they say they cant find thier empty foam coffee cup that was empty,it sucks but until i get my cdl liscense i have to deal with it
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2009, 11:04:39 PM »
Quote from: gracie bjj on February 24, 2009, 10:58:52 PM
bro,i get that crap daily cause i work in a gym,people bitchin about everything,im trying to keep the equipment clean and people bitch about the smell of the lemon cleaner i use,i pick up garbage people leave behind and 5 hours later they say they cant find thier empty foam coffee cup that was empty,it sucks but until i get my cdl liscense i have to deal with it
that sucks man. since you work at a gym,Can i get kick out of the gym for watching R movies on my iphone? If not, im going to be looking for her ;D
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2009, 11:06:14 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 10:57:53 PM
no,  it wasn't the i-want-your-cock look. it was the i-want-to-cut-off-your-cock look. :-\

All this time on Getbig and you didn't even have an "Is there something?" up your sleve?  

I'm more of a wink, smile, and "Got a [grand]daughter?" kinda guy tho.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2009, 11:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 24, 2009, 11:06:14 PM
All this time on Getbig and you didn't even have an "Is there something?" up your sleve?  

I'm more of a wink, smile, and "Got a [grand]daughter?" kinda guy tho.
I just gave her a dirty look back. :-\ She was unattractive IMO. Next time i'm going to wink just to piss her off :D
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2009, 07:08:26 AM »
Quote from: body88 on February 24, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Maybe you fucked her last time you got drunk and went "hoggin".  I have a friend who loves that shit....weirdo, he's a good looking dude to....guess he loves the fat sluts.



Sometimes hoggin just happens ;)
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2009, 07:12:50 AM »
maby she was giving you the sexy look and you dont know the difference?


you just lost out on a BJ buddy  ;D
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2009, 07:21:57 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:08:26 AM


Sometimes hoggin just happens ;)

The first time I hard that term I laughed my balls off.  You have to see my buddy get all fired up about it to.  This guy is a cooperate lawyer.  He can get attractive women, he just loves to go hoggin.  Claims fat bitches have to fuck likes its life or death to compete.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2009, 07:26:22 AM »
Quote from: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:21:57 AM
The first time I hard that term I laughed my balls off.  You have to see my buddy get all fired up about it to.  This guy is a cooperate lawyer.  He can get attractive women, he just loves to go hoggin.  Claims fat bitches have to fuck likes its life or death to compete.

You have clearly never been "hoggin".  Your buddy is absolutely correct.  Most of the attractive women I have fucked have been mediocre in bed.  On the other hand, the thicker girls I have fucked have gone crazy on my dick.  It's amazing what a little low self esteem will do to make a girl suck a dick.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2009, 07:33:01 AM »
Quote from: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:21:57 AM
The first time I hard that term I laughed my balls off.  You have to see my buddy get all fired up about it to.  This guy is a cooperate lawyer.  He can get attractive women, he just loves to go hoggin.  Claims fat bitches have to fuck likes its life or death to compete.



Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\
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