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Want to hold on to a bitch?
« on: February 28, 2009, 01:09:04 PM »
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 01:09:40 PM »
Sad thing is ... quite a few women are like that. Again ... sad ...
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 01:15:01 PM »
it works every single time  ;D
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 01:16:26 PM »
its good she came to her senses and probably realizes it was just out of love... hopefully she learned from her mistakes.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 01:19:35 PM »
So why do Nassers women always dump him? He beats the shit out of them.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 01:21:08 PM »
Quote from: danielson on February 28, 2009, 01:19:35 PM
So why do Nassers women always dump him? He beats the shit out of them.


He obviously doesn't do it right.


And he reportedly has a tiny penis.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 01:47:12 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on February 28, 2009, 01:21:08 PM

He obviously doesn't do it right.


And he reportedly has a tiny penis.

It's not tiny it's cute
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2009, 01:50:11 PM »
she does have the herpes.  how many guys want to date a girl with that?
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2009, 01:53:04 PM »
If you fail to learn the lesson, it comes back for you and it will hit you harder, until you learn and move on. That's how it works.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2009, 03:18:20 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 28, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
she does have the herpes.  how many guys want to date a girl with that?
all the hot ones have herpes rob
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2009, 03:20:41 PM »
Quote from: Monster_Everything on February 28, 2009, 03:18:20 PM
all the hot ones have herpes rob

That explains why Rob will never catch it.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2009, 03:23:25 PM »
Ive said this for a few years now..
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2009, 03:26:55 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on February 28, 2009, 03:17:28 PM
I'm no expert. But the only successful relationships I have ever had is when I treat the Women badly. Find their insecurity button and keep pressing it. This current girl I have started dating has repeatedly mentioned that She's an orphan. Bingo! Abandonment issues. Nice guys finish last and thats a fact!

I didn't know Angelina was an orphan.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2009, 03:31:10 PM »
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 03:32:32 PM »
Quote from: big L dawg on February 28, 2009, 03:31:10 PM



LMAO!  Who punches a chick in the cooch? ;D
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 03:33:35 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 28, 2009, 03:32:32 PM

LMAO!  Who punches a chick in the cooch? ;D

Maybe that wasn't a chick.
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 03:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 28, 2009, 03:32:32 PM

LMAO!  Who punches a chick in the cooch? ;D

I thought that was how babies were made?  ???
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on February 28, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
she does have the herpes.  how many guys want to date a girl with that?

Is there proof of that...
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2009, 04:13:56 PM »
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 04:20:56 PM »
happens all the time, at least she is going back to a man that is rich and famous unlike the rest of them idiots

it worked for nicole brown simpson, oh wait :P

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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2009, 04:41:27 PM »
Quote from: cheftim on February 28, 2009, 04:34:37 PM
Hey on that note. I watched the True Hollywood Story on E! about old Angie two days ago. I'm glad she blew me off. What in Gods holy name has Brad Pitt done to himself? I'm sure Aniston is screwy as well. But no where near Angelinas level.


does Angie know you make chocolate African masks in your kitchen alone at night...maybe thats why she blew you off?

anyway Pitt is a moron, he will be sorry one day when he wishes he had a loyal and faithful wife
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 04:44:27 PM »
Quote from: nycbull on February 28, 2009, 04:41:27 PM
does Angie know you make chocolate African masks in your kitchen alone at night...maybe thats why she blew you off?



nyc, is that some gay lingo that we aren't hip enough to know what it means?
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2009, 04:58:58 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 28, 2009, 04:44:27 PM

nyc, is that some gay lingo that we aren't hip enough to know what it means?

When you pull your dick out of an ass and wipe it on the recipients face you are giving her/him a "Chocolate African Mask"
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 05:03:37 PM »
Quote from: CARTEL on February 28, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
When you pull your dick out of an ass and wipe it on the recipients face you are giving her/him a "Chocolate African Mask"

So if that guy is doing this "alone in his kitchen" he's got some serious issues...
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Re: Want to hold on to a bitch?
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 05:06:26 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 28, 2009, 05:03:37 PM
So if that guy is doing this "alone in his kitchen" he's got some serious issues...

Indeed.
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