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Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« on: March 01, 2009, 06:51:12 AM »
A huge whale like Onlyme who you can probably smell from a mile a way, A gay black "bodybuilder" like Triple V or a shebeast who has schmoes coming in and out all the time for sessions?
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 06:53:46 AM »
Quote from: danielson on March 01, 2009, 06:51:12 AM
A huge whale like Onlyme who you can probably smell from a mile a way, A gay black "bodybuilder" like Triple V or a shebeast who has schmoes coming in and out all the time for sessions?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 06:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Sam on March 01, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D

It's a serious question, I would take the shebeast simply because if I needed a spare razor I could borrow one from them considering their ungodly amount of facial hair.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 06:58:36 AM »
onlyme, because he cant get out of his house anymore.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 06:59:51 AM »
Quote from: danielson on March 01, 2009, 06:55:59 AM
It's a serious question, I would take the shebeast simply because if I needed a spare razor I could borrow one from them considering their ungodly amount of facial hair.

onlyme probably.  it's a conversation starter.  "he's a huge smelly whale but he once sat next to jonesy from police academy".

the other two, not so much.  "he's a gay black dude with tits" = no fun in that.
"he's a gay white dude posing as a woman with no tits" = also no fun in that.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 07:00:03 AM »
Quote from: Mars on March 01, 2009, 06:58:36 AM
onlyme, because he cant get out of his house anymore.

It would be very easy to douse it with gasoline and burn the fat fuck alive. Problem solved.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 07:01:40 AM »
Onlyme. It would be cool to see the crane cut him out of his house and have celebrities like Oprah and Richard Simmons around. You could use his scooter and if you ever get a hole in your roof, you can use one of his mumu's to tarp it off.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 07:02:42 AM »
I think we are all forgetting what 750 pounds of pure shit smells like.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 08:30:15 AM »
Onlyme is dangerous because he might eat you

A shebeast might schmoe squat you

A gay black bodybuilder might try and steal your shit in addition to fucking grapefruits

I wouldn't want to live next door to any of them

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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 08:37:53 AM »
Quote from: danielson on March 01, 2009, 06:51:12 AM
A huge whale like Onlyme who you can probably smell from a mile a way, A gay black "bodybuilder" like Triple V or a shebeast who has schmoes coming in and out all the time for sessions?

I would go with the gay black guy because he probably has a house full of good drugs and when some go missing, he has too many people coming in and out to really know exactly where they went..
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 08:42:33 AM »
I could probably borrow some bee pollen from the gay bodybuilder if I run out of my own.

I could also spit on him if he sends gay pictures of me to my parents.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2009, 08:44:06 AM »
The she-beast, because she may actually come off of drugs, and look like a descent female

And onlyme, because he has some pretty good stories, She-beast tend to grunt too much.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2009, 08:55:15 AM »
Queen Monster
Posted: April, 04, 2002
About her Royal Highness the Queen Monster, or Chief Toad, as she’s been reportedly called. Diana was even quoted as calling her "The chief leper of the leper colony."

Anyway, we know that her soul essence has been transferred to a younger–presumably royal–body. Will the new host of her soul essence be aware of this? Is it transferred during a special ceremony? Is it possible to find out exactly who the lucky person is? Will or Harry, perhaps? Finally, why the nine day wait for the funeral?

I know it’s a lot of questions, but I can assure you a lot of people are interested in learning the answers.

Have you seen the size of her coffin, by the way? She was a tiny old lady - you could fit three of her in there! What else have they put in there with her? Some board games?

"Blue Blood, True Blood" has helped open my eyes to a lot of things I was totally oblivious to. You talk so much sense. Thanks for teaching me.
Stewart's Reply: Yes, the personality knows that it has been transferred because the original personality is no longer there. It is transferred during ritual ceremony. The 9 day wait is a symbolic number for the Illuminati - it represents the end of a cycle. It is possible to find out who the new royal host is, but at this moment I do not have that information. The coffin is large probably because she shifted back to her original reptilian form.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2009, 08:58:53 AM »
COO-COO!
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2009, 09:04:28 AM »
I want all three at the same time.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2009, 09:06:07 AM »
Danielson...you better be careful!!

Remember our long lost brother Leafy_Bug who has been banned from this great board for harrassing the Beast.

Just dont want to lose you too,  that all
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2009, 09:11:45 AM »
wheres the congrats onlyme thread?
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2009, 09:18:55 AM »
Quote from: EwaBeachBoy on March 01, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
Danielson...you better be careful!!

Remember our long lost brother Leafy_Bug who has been banned from this great board for harrassing the Beast.

Just dont want to lose you too,  that all

I not not bashing her in particular, she is actually quite feminine compared to some of the others.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2009, 09:20:01 AM »
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2009, 03:25:14 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on March 01, 2009, 08:55:15 AM
Queen Monster
Posted: April, 04, 2002
About her Royal Highness the Queen Monster, or Chief Toad, as she’s been reportedly called. Diana was even quoted as calling her "The chief leper of the leper colony."

Anyway, we know that her soul essence has been transferred to a younger–presumably royal–body. Will the new host of her soul essence be aware of this? Is it transferred during a special ceremony? Is it possible to find out exactly who the lucky person is? Will or Harry, perhaps? Finally, why the nine day wait for the funeral?

I know it’s a lot of questions, but I can assure you a lot of people are interested in learning the answers.

Have you seen the size of her coffin, by the way? She was a tiny old lady - you could fit three of her in there! What else have they put in there with her? Some board games?

"Blue Blood, True Blood" has helped open my eyes to a lot of things I was totally oblivious to. You talk so much sense. Thanks for teaching me.
Stewart's Reply: Yes, the personality knows that it has been transferred because the original personality is no longer there. It is transferred during ritual ceremony. The 9 day wait is a symbolic number for the Illuminati - it represents the end of a cycle. It is possible to find out who the new royal host is, but at this moment I do not have that information. The coffin is large probably because she shifted back to her original reptilian form.


Get off the Commodore and let one of the other goat herders have a chance guy.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2009, 01:46:43 AM »
Quote from: LatsMcGee on March 02, 2009, 03:25:14 AM
Get off the Commodore and let one of the other goat herders have a chance guy.
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2009, 09:44:43 AM »
probably not the black guy, I'm not racist but I think it could drive down my property values. 
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2009, 12:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Mars on March 01, 2009, 06:58:36 AM
onlyme, because he cant get out of his house anymore.

Yeah but Mars if the House was connected and he needed to get to Hospital they would bring in




to get him out


and it would shake the houses foundations to the bone and you would maybe incur massive costs!

Plus he may cause earthquakes when farting every 45 seconds
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Re: Who would you rather have live next door to you?
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 04:12:20 PM »
The she beast, no doubt. They burn out and destroy their reproductive organs real quick so no noisy kids. Vince could still turn straight and impregnate some crazy bitch.
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