Chaos is a Viking, his ancestors probably raped yours and thus we are all chaos to some degree.
He probably should have worn a thong and covered himself with baby oil for your collective approval and this unforgivable. He could at the very least have pulled his pants down and flexed his quads in the parking lot.
That said... I suppose the fact he is married means he is not looking to seduce internet males. What is an incontrovertible fact is that not one person on this forum could say any shit this man face to face. He is a scary bastard plain and simple. This probably does matter much since we're on the internet but the likes of AXA and assorted untermenschen from behind their bunkers attacking this man of noble blood is at least a little ironic.