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LMAO!!! "Bodybuilding" on Encyclopedia Dramatica!!
« on: March 03, 2009, 05:15:13 AM »
So true!!



http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bodybuilder

Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas olympic weightliftas workout to make themselves stronger. Bodybuilders are very sexy, if you find fugly veins, tiny penises, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. Stupid to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural retardation by taking steroids, insulin, human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all protein shakes, egg white omelets and creatine.

To troll a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an internet conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps. Another sure fire way to troll a bodybuilder is to ask how many cock pushups he/she/it can do. Since their cocks have been inverted do to massive weightlifting they can do a whole 0

Female bodybuilders are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.

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Re: LMAO!!! "Bodybuilding" on Encyclopedia Dramatica!!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 05:17:09 AM »


Female bodybuilders are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.

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Re: LMAO!!! "Bodybuilding" on Encyclopedia Dramatica!!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 05:22:31 AM »
i posted this like 10 months ago. Kyomu is on there.  :D