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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #100 on: May 09, 2012, 04:25:19 PM »
I prestiged on Call Of Duty. 

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #101 on: May 09, 2012, 04:46:06 PM »
I've bought self defence videos from an Israeli counter-terrorism expert.

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #102 on: May 09, 2012, 04:56:25 PM »
I fired a paintball gun once... before the instructor took it off me and tore my rotator cuff.

I've never fired a paintball since....



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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #103 on: May 09, 2012, 05:02:27 PM »
I unlocked the Mortar and the PKP Pecheneg for the Support Kit in Battlefield 3. As a result, I heard from a reliable source that I am under consideration for a Medal of Honor from President Obama.

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #104 on: May 09, 2012, 05:06:10 PM »
I watched the movie Platoon about 100 times..............does that count?

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #105 on: May 09, 2012, 06:02:20 PM »
Wasn't Derek Anthony in the Green Toupees? ;D

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #106 on: May 09, 2012, 06:14:39 PM »
"Any Special Forces on Getbig"

By the looks of the one more rep and sucking muscle thread, who isn't a "special forces" and a "cage fighter"?  ???

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #107 on: May 09, 2012, 06:58:44 PM »
I was on the beaches of Normandy fighting the Krauts, being lead by a brave old man called Lt Wes.

In my platoon was Corporal Pellius, Sergeant Derek Anthony & Commander Ron. We were known as the Hellfish...

There was a queer old recruit in training who thought he knew better than everyone else... I believe it was a man by the name of Basile?

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #108 on: May 10, 2012, 03:13:31 AM »
I was on the beaches of Normandy fighting the Krauts, being lead by a brave old man called Lt Wes.

In my platoon was Corporal Pellius, Sergeant Derek Anthony & Commander Ron. We were known as the Hellfish...

There was a queer old recruit in training who thought he knew better than everyone else... I believe it was a man by the name of Basile?

Damn right!!  :D

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #109 on: May 10, 2012, 04:21:50 AM »
My grandfather took part in the battle of britain in WW2

My Father fought in the Falklands in 1 Para, and also in the Gulf War

My younger brother flies a Chinook in Afgan, basically dropping and collecting SAS teams.

I played Call of Duty on xbox live and got stabbed from behind within 12 seconds  ;D

All of the above are true statement lol

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #110 on: May 10, 2012, 04:37:37 AM »
My grandfather actually was part of the company contracted to help build one of the two big ones that dropped on Japan.

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #111 on: May 10, 2012, 05:10:52 AM »
My grandfather actually was part of the company contracted to help build one of the two big ones that dropped on Japan.

I am solly to hear bout det

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #112 on: May 10, 2012, 05:37:10 AM »
I'm the third one on line..






What are you carrying there, an AT4?
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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #113 on: May 10, 2012, 05:39:58 AM »

Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.

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Real Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

LOL, that was perfect.

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #114 on: May 10, 2012, 05:49:42 AM »
I considered buying a bb gun once, i didn't in the end but i bought some camo trousers off the market instead. I live near a forest so i'll go over there once in a while with a kitchen knife and some binoculars.

Been doing that type of training for a while, I'm pretty legit now.
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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #115 on: April 28, 2013, 11:46:31 PM »
 I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #116 on: April 28, 2013, 11:48:17 PM »
bump for this great post

Son of a bitch, I forgot about that gem!!!  ;D

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #117 on: April 29, 2013, 12:47:35 AM »
I'm the third one on line..







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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #118 on: April 29, 2013, 12:50:28 AM »
 I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

330 lbs indeed... :D





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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #119 on: April 29, 2013, 12:57:25 AM »
Wasn't Derek Anthony in the Green Toupees? ;D

One year bump, this shit is still funny ;D

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #120 on: April 29, 2013, 01:01:17 AM »
One year bump, this shit is still funny ;D
hahaha i missed that...well played

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #121 on: April 29, 2013, 04:01:40 AM »
Any special forces guys here that served in the ectoplasmic department?

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #122 on: April 29, 2013, 04:22:49 AM »
Any former Panzergrenadiere und Fallschirmjäger here?

Klagt nicht, Kaempft!!

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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #123 on: April 29, 2013, 11:57:26 AM »
Any former Panzergrenadiere und Fallschirmjäger here?

Klagt nicht, Kaempft!!
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Re: Any Special Forces on Getbig?
« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2013, 11:58:15 AM »
Im special.