Author Topic: Any Special Forces on Getbig? (Read 24720 times)

dr.chimps · « **Reply #75 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:19:31 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on September 14, 2009, 07:17:25 AM

"It's a joke son dont ya get it" -Foghorn Leghorn.

'That boy's dumber than a sack of wet mice.'

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #76 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:21:09 AM »

They call me Agent Orange.....might of heard of me.....

CalvinH · « **Reply #77 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:27:20 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 14, 2009, 07:19:31 AM

'That boy's dumber than a sack of wet mice.'

Hahaha,I knew you would know what I was talking about

dr.chimps · « **Reply #78 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:29:09 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 14, 2009, 07:21:09 AM

They call me Agent Orange.....might of heard of me.....

'It's a miracle!'

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #79 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:35:28 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 14, 2009, 07:29:09 AM

'It's a miracle!'

Yes doc. That character was loosely based on me....I haven't received any royalties yet. Maybe I should show up at their door with a sock full of pennies?

noworries · « **Reply #80 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:21:06 AM »

Where is suckhisownmuscle? He was in the special ~~forces~~ olympics. he can give us his expert opinion.

freespirit · « **Reply #81 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:03:34 AM »

Elite forces of special keyboard warriors:

tstmaniac · « **Reply #82 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:42:53 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on September 14, 2009, 02:44:41 AM

Several innaccuracies in this thread. First off there is no such thing as special forces in the air force, special operations yes. Only green berets are considered "special forces". Special operations in the air force is know as para rescue, and they are referred to as pj's, along with certain air wings. Lastly, the military refers to "delta" as the combat applications group.

special ops, special forces..whatever you wana call it they are special forces...green berets are not the only special forces...your forgetting marine force recon, MARSOC, Rangers, Navy Seals

MB_722 · « **Reply #83 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:52:35 AM »

LOL why is RPF in T/O?

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #84 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:00:43 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on September 14, 2009, 09:52:35 AM

LOL why is RPF in T/O?

x2

you've got all these hardened criminals posting like there's no tomorrow, and RPF gets put in T/O

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #85 on:** February 25, 2011, 11:46:36 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 04, 2009, 08:26:44 AM

I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Bump .

headhuntersix · « **Reply #86 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:34:22 PM »

Quote from: tstmaniac on September 14, 2009, 09:42:53 AM

special ops, special forces..whatever you wana call it they are special forces...green berets are not the only special forces...your forgetting marine force recon, MARSOC, Rangers, Navy Seals

The guy is being correct. I'm in the Army if you say SOF, I'm thinking Green Berets. Most SOF guys aren't big...I've seen more then a few Seals who juice...once that Buds shit is done they blow up. It's not about being big..its how cool ur beard is now.

Natural Man · « **Reply #87 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:53:52 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on March 04, 2009, 02:31:49 AM

I want to learn German

total waste of time and energy.

Figo · « **Reply #88 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:20:44 AM »

the character jason bourne was based on me, but in the movie matt damon is like 175lbs

they couldnt find a 7 foot tall 400lb 2% bf, 12incher, brad pitt look-alike actor to depict me

freespirit · « **Reply #89 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:06:22 AM »

Religion of peace....

Tito24 · « **Reply #90 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:09:34 AM »

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #91 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:16:21 AM »

Quote from: Emmortal on September 13, 2009, 09:00:30 PM

A) There is no such thing as Delta Force reserve division you dumbass.

B) How can you be in the air force special forces and then in Delta Force which are two totally separate military divisions? If you had actually torn a rotator cuff on someone you would not be asked to step down, the recruit would have been sent packing on medical leave.

The closest you've been to the military is getting denied on your application.

speak on this sucky!!!

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #92 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:22:17 AM »

I'm a special force everytime I stick my dick in your mom's pussy.

DK II · « **Reply #93 on:** March 03, 2011, 03:56:14 AM »

Quote from: Figo on March 02, 2011, 09:20:44 AM

the character jason bourne was based on me, but in the movie matt damon is like 175lbs

they couldnt find a 7 foot tall 400lb 2% bf, 12incher, brad pitt look-alike actor to depict me

You forgot 270 IQ!!

CalvinH · « **Reply #94 on:** March 03, 2011, 06:55:04 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on March 02, 2011, 10:09:34 AM

Great camo if they are in a winter climate...

mass243 · « **Reply #95 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:38:52 AM »

I'm the third one on line..

Stark · « **Reply #96 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:44:43 AM »

I wore a green beret as well

German Panzergrenadier - RECON!!!!

Marshdogg · « **Reply #97 on:** May 09, 2012, 03:58:42 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 04, 2009, 08:26:44 AM

I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Quote from: suckmymuscle on September 13, 2009, 07:13:16 PM

I never claimed to be a member of the Delta Force, dumby.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.

[pause]

Real Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

DK II · « **Reply #98 on:** May 09, 2012, 04:00:37 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 04, 2009, 08:26:44 AM

I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Now tel me this guy doesn't have a crystal meth problem.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #99 on:** May 09, 2012, 04:11:50 PM »

Of course. Twice decorated. Dossier withheld. Killer for hire. A sex fist for erotica on-line?