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« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2009, 07:43:14 AM » |
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What a coincidence. I am a 341lbs. Delta force member that is a ripped 3.49% bodyfat badass that once did backfilps up the stairway of the empire state building in only 4 minutes.
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« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2009, 07:53:52 AM » |
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Isn't there guy here on Get Big that pays some special forces to run security on his private island?
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« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2009, 07:57:00 AM » |
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Isn't there guy here on Get Big that pays some special forces to run security on his private island?
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« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2009, 07:59:18 AM » |
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No, I think he was at the special forces himself before he retired at 30 and bought his private island.
Yes, and now he has hired his former collegues to do the security for him. He alledgedly pays in supermodels. |
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« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2009, 08:01:42 AM » |
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Surfing on getbig won't get you an Island. It's hard, but it's the truth. |
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« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2009, 08:03:59 AM » |
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Surfing on getbig won't get you an Island. It's hard, but it's the truth.
Well but it's cheaper than other activities like going out and having drinks or stuff like that, so it actually helps you to save money so you get ur island faster.  |
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« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2009, 08:05:36 AM » |
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Surfing on getbig won't get you an Island. It's hard, but it's the truth.
how come the thread name isn't changing? |
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« Reply #58 on: March 05, 2009, 08:05:49 AM » |
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Well but it's cheaper than other activities like going out and having drinks or stuff like that, so it actually helps you to save money so you get ur island faster. true. Maybe that's why Bluto stopped posting. |
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« Reply #59 on: March 05, 2009, 08:06:37 AM » |
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how come the thread name isn't changing?
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« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2009, 08:07:55 AM » |
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I was one of the Ninjas that attacked Flex
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« Reply #61 on: March 05, 2009, 08:09:59 AM » |
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Don't you know that EVERY getbigger is ex-special forces, ninja triple-secret level 10, and a cagefighter?  Are you new or something? |
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« Reply #62 on: March 05, 2009, 08:11:06 AM » |
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I was one of the Ninjas that attacked Flex
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« Reply #63 on: March 05, 2009, 08:34:46 AM » |
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Is that squad in a Ninja outfit? |
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« Reply #64 on: March 05, 2009, 09:06:31 AM » |
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« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2009, 09:08:54 AM » |
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Is that squad in a Ninja outfit?
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« Reply #66 on: March 06, 2009, 12:48:45 AM » |
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W Stimmt. http://www.neff1.de/witze/osi.htmWhy do Austrian tanks have a rear view mirror? - With it always the front in the eye kept can do. What is the opposite of spirit-rich? --Austria!!! Which is the difference between ' gratis' and ´ vergebens' `? In most countries the children go free of charge to the Schule.In Austria they go in vain. If a man comes into the bank, a pistol adheres to the Schläfe and walks: " Money ago, that is an assault! " Whereupon the cashier: " I accept, you want Schillings? " A Swiss, an Italian and an Austrian worked together on a building site. They made always together noon. The same procedure took place for weeks. - Swiss opened his Brotzeibox and escape: ' ' Ham-sand-yielded! Already again ham-sand-yielded! I eat the same Sandwiches for years! How I hate this ham Sandwiches! ' ' - The Italian opened his bread time box and escape: ' ' Fish-sand-yielded! Already again fish-sand-yielded! I eat the same Sandwiches for years! How I hate this fish Sandwiches! ' ' - As the latter the Austrian opens his bread time box and escape: ' ' Cheese-sand-yielded! Already again cheese-sand-yielded! I eat the same Sandwiches for years! How I hate this cheese Sandwiches! A daily said Swiss, before he opened his bread time box: ' ' I have enough. If I again Ham-sand-yielded to the meal has, then I bring myself to um.' ' It opened its box, found ham-sand-yielded forwards, if the box let fall, started the building and jumped out of the tenth stick into death. Whereupon the Italians: ' ' I have enough. If I fish-sand-yielded again to the meal have, then I kill myself. It opened its box, found fish-sand-yielded forwards, let the box fall, started the building and jumped out of that tenth stick into death. As the latter the Austrian said: ' ' I have enough. If I cheese-sand-yielded again to the meal have, then I bring myself to um.' ' It opened its box, found cheese-sand-yielded forwards, let the box fall, started the building and jumped out of the tenth stick into death. A few day later met the three widows at the funeral. The Swiss widow cried: ' ' I do not understand that. I always thought, ham-sand-yielded am its He would have said also only one word. I would have given another lunch to it. The Italian widow cried: ' ' I do not understand that. I always thought, fish-sand-yielded am its favourite food. He would have said also only one word. I would have given another lunch to it. The Austrian widow cried: ' ' I do not understand that also. -- It has itself its lunch always zubereitet.' ' Why do the Austrians Viagra throw into the forest? They want to have Christian trees with stand! How does one increase Stadtstreicher? -- Stadtstreicher, vagrant, Austrian!! Small Fritzchen stands at the German östereichischen border and forms a male. An Austrian comes past and asks it which it make there. Whereupon Fritz answers left it builds an Austrian. The man is obviously agitated and asks from which he that the figure builds. From loam, water and shit., the boy answers; -- and gets on it a tidy traditional costume flog. (This play repeats itself some paints…) Some days later the man comes the border and meets Fritz like he males forms. It goes and asks which that probably becomes. A German answers the boy. And from which is made? the Austrian wants to know. From loam and water the prompt answer comes. And why not out from loam, water and shit? the man asks surprised. Whereupon Fritzchen: Because it lasts then to Austrians. Meeting itself three sharks. Says the one: " I ate letztens a Ami. That was so fat that I had one week stomach complaints! " The second shark says: " That is still nothing at all. I ate a Russian, was in such a way full-pumped with vodka from that I one week long besoffen was! " The third shark means: " With me it was still many worse. I ate a Ösi, from that was like that hollow that I could not dip one week long! " |
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« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2009, 12:56:31 AM » |
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Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics. You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is. then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA. You kick their ass too. Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah. I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor. I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed. You could run down missile almost. Just train a little.
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« Reply #68 on: September 13, 2009, 08:37:44 PM » |
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
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« Reply #69 on: September 13, 2009, 09:00:30 PM » |
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
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You can't be a member of the Air force special forces without holding at least one black belt. It comes with the territory.
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A) There is no such thing as Delta Force reserve division you dumbass. B) How can you be in the air force special forces and then in Delta Force which are two totally separate military divisions? If you had actually torn a rotator cuff on someone you would not be asked to step down, the recruit would have been sent packing on medical leave. The closest you've been to the military is getting denied on your application. |
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« Reply #70 on: September 13, 2009, 09:27:07 PM » |
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Not special forces but I did train with Blackwater in North Carolina when I was in the Navy, I was part of the Anti Terrorist task force.
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« Reply #71 on: September 13, 2009, 11:00:15 PM » |
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i have worked with, and trained special forces but i am not and have never been in the special forces. i do know a lot of special forces guys from all branches and countries that i would contact though if i ever found anyone lying about being in the special forces bench |
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« Reply #72 on: September 13, 2009, 11:07:01 PM » |
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« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2009, 11:10:52 PM » |
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« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2009, 11:11:01 PM » |
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