Author Topic: onlyme getbig docu-drama (Read 8834 times)

The Showstoppa · « **on:** March 04, 2009, 06:32:54 AM »

The actual words of the big man, with a little artistic input. Sorry Keith, the guy playing you was the best I could do...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304092757258

all in good fun, man.

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:36:45 AM »

HAHA freaking hilarious!!

the Jonesy line gets me every time

mass 04 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:37:12 AM »

kiwiol · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:04:41 AM »

Hahahaha! Onlyme is so fat that when the tailor asked him for his waist size, he replied "Equator"!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:07:28 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 04, 2009, 07:04:41 AM

Hahahaha! Onlyme is so fat that when the tailor asked him for his waist size, he replied "Equator"!

Onlyme is so fat you have to take three busses and a train to get on his good side.

CalvinH · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:10:05 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2009, 07:07:28 AM

Onlyme is so fat you have to take three busses and a train to get on his good side.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:11:02 AM »

Om my god that was hilarious ROFL!!!

mass 04 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:12:00 AM »

Keith is so fat, he sat in a monster truck and made it a lowrider.

spinnis · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:13:03 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on March 04, 2009, 07:12:00 AM

Keith is so fat, he sat in a monster truck and made it a lowrider.

hahahahahahaha

ironneck · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:14:57 AM »

keith is soooo fat, once he got hit by a bus and he asked:"who threw the stone at me?"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:35:56 AM »

somebody really needs to make a video where bigbobs and Nasser talk to each other

BIG_STI · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:40:15 AM »

Good stuff

onlyme · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:16:46 AM »

Jeez I was expecting something really funny. Get another up and hurry

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:18:49 AM »

Onlyme is so fat he made a small fortune selling his belt buckle on the scrap steel market.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:20:59 AM »

Onlyme is so fat the bread crumbs that roll down his belly while eating fall into a truck and are sold to the Kings Hawaiian Bread Factory.

ironneck · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:23:07 AM »

onlyme is sooo fat, he has dollars in one pocket and euros in the other pocket

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:24:32 AM »

Onlyme is so fat that convicts trying to escape Dog the Bounty Hunter hide in his nether region.

ironneck · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:25:50 AM »

onlyme is so fat,he lives in 9 timezones

ironneck · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:32:32 AM »

onlyme is so fat,everytime he walks in the desert he finds oil

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #19 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:33:41 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 04, 2009, 10:16:46 AM

Jeez I was expecting something really funny. Get another up and hurry

But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.

ironneck · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:36:15 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 10:33:41 AM

But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.

are you trying to say that keith is so fat he played the iceberg in titanic?

onlyme · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:01:01 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 04, 2009, 10:33:41 AM

But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.

Well I still expected more.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:08:12 PM »

LOL...

Mars · « **Reply #23 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:09:50 PM »

keith is so fat he turned skinny again.

FullROM · « **Reply #24 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:19:34 PM »

Author Topic: onlyme getbig docu-drama (Read 8834 times)

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