DIVORCE AGREEMENT FOR USA (from young law student)

[James]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT FOR USA (from young law student)


"DIVORCE AGREEMENT"

"Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you. "

[headhuntersix]

Priceless.....but all they get is California.

[tu_holmes]

Oh look... More bullshit.

Forget the fact that most people like peace and want to keep their guns to make sure they can enforce it.

I'm so tired of all of you (left and right) acting like you are the ones speaking for the people... Guess what you fucktards... You're not.

Most people are like me... We love social liberalism... We think you need to take your Judeo Christian beliefs and shove them up your ass... We believe that you should leave people the fuck alone to make their own decisions... Which none of you do.

We also believe that people should be taxed less... Not just the top 1%, but everyone... I'm not a 1 percenter and I pay 40 fucking percent... FUCK THAT.

Leave my guns alone... I believe in the right to bear arms... It should never be touched. I believe in smaller government... I know what it is to be a patriot and I don't need an act to tell me.

The only people who are talking are the extremes on both sides... You all need to shut the fuck up.

I hate you all... You talk like you're the ones who matter... YOU ARE NOT.

Most people are like me, but we don't talk as much or as loud as all of you pieces of shit.

I wish all of you extreme right and lefts would die.

Fuck off.

[MuscleMcMannus]

It's amazing how a law student could be so fucking blind and ignorant to think the direction the world is headed has fuck all to do with partisan politics.  I mean look at all the dumbasses in this forum that are divided along political lines.  Liberal this.....lib that.......neocon this......blah blah.  If you idiots realized who really pulls the strings in the world and what their agenda is you'd realize just how uninformed and clueless you are.  The world is much bigger than left vs. right.  I'm with tu_holmes on this one.  All you partisan fucks need to shut the fuck up and quit speaking for who you think America represents.  So far in the last 50 fucking years government has grown exponentially under every administration and President......be it Reagan, Clinton, Bush, etc.  They are all cut from the same cloth, two sides of the same coin.  Globalists who want to see one world government i.e. one world control and the loss of sovereignty and in turn the end of America.  The fact that America voted Obama into office shows just how dumbed down democrats and a lot of Americans are.  But the fact that fat morons like Rush Limbaugh get any face time is fucking laughable on the part of Republicans.  Don't even get me started on the morons who call themselves libertarians. 

[Slapper]

[...]Judeo-Christian values[...]

What an oxymoron!

[SAMSON123]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT FOR USA (from young law student)


"DIVORCE AGREEMENT"

"Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you. "

The person who wrote this is clearly and AGED INSANE MAN....making references to Jane Fonda and Barbra Streisand...I had to go and look these people up in order to find out who he was talking about and what their stances were on various topics. Health care is a LUXURY...gee I guess you americans will be left to DIE in the streets under this mentality.

Keep the SUVs, oversized Luxury cars and pickups...this is the same person who thinks health care is a LUXURY?

Judea Christian values...hahah since when did america(ns) have them to begin with?

Retain the right to hammer nations you see as a threat!!!...I guess when other nations start bombing on american buses, trains, planes, cars, buildings everywhere in every city and state all the time, you will learn to live WITH and not AGAINST the world.

You actually want capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street all of which have brought america to where it is now...RUIN.

I guess you like a POLICE STATE since you want firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

The writer is obviously and old geyser since he doesn't like re-distributive taxes...I guess those who have off shore accounts and have many loopholes to jump through wouldn't like to be taxed CORRECTLY.

Man o' man what a fuck up wrote this article...he will make americans want to keep the system they are presently in...But then again he is a LAWYER and as one your forte is not law...but how well you can LIE and how SUPERFICIAL you can be.

[headhuntersix]

Amazing there SAMSON and Mucles...to super idiots but its a free country....freer then most so if I think u morons who voted for Obama are douchebags, I can. If I think the Left is killing this country, I can. I've seen neither of u geniues offer a solution beyond CT inspired BS.

[Straw Man]

I'm pretty sure the Blue States would do just fine and the red states would regress back to the stone age

[headhuntersix]

No they'd starve.....Whats some fag in San Fran gonna do..hunt..or the average moron in Cambridge, Mass gonna do....fire up the cotton gin to make his own cloths. I'd put my money on some redneck from Montana first,

[Straw Man]

No they'd starve.....Whats some fag in San Fran gonna do..hunt..or the average moron in Cambridge, Mass gonna do....fire up the cotton gin to make his own cloths. I'd put my money on some redneck from Montana first,

I guess you're not aware of all farming and ranching in CA.

Seriously, the blue states probably pay the majority of the taxes in this country too.

This whole thread is ridiculous.  If someone doesn't like the country then they should just pack up and leave.

[headhuntersix]

And those people aren't the libs this thread was aimed at.

[Straw Man]

And those people aren't the libs this thread was aimed at.

No city or state is all evil "Lib" or wacko "NeoCon". 

I believe most people are moderate on most issues and maybe have their own personal hot buttons.

My next door neighbor is a retired Navy Seal, gun hoarding, right winger and we get along just fine.  Oh yeah, he's been unemployed since ~ early 2008 and becoming more "lib" every day. Funny how that happens

[Dos Equis]

I'm so tired of all of you (left and right) acting like you are the ones speaking for the people... Guess what you fucktards... You're not.

Most people are like me... We love social liberalism... We think you need to take your Judeo Christian beliefs and shove them up your ass... We believe that you should leave people the fuck alone to make their own decisions... Which none of you do.

We also believe that people should be taxed less... Not just the top 1%, but everyone... I'm not a 1 percenter and I pay 40 fucking percent... FUCK THAT.

People on the "left and right" cannot act like they speak "for the people," but then you speak for "most people"? 

[Bindare_Dundat]

It's amazing how a law student could be so fucking blind and ignorant to think the direction the world is headed has fuck all to do with partisan politics.  I mean look at all the dumbasses in this forum that are divided along political lines.  Liberal this.....lib that.......neocon this......blah blah.  If you idiots realized who really pulls the strings in the world and what their agenda is you'd realize just how uninformed and clueless you are.  The world is much bigger than left vs. right.  I'm with tu_holmes on this one.  All you partisan fucks need to shut the fuck up and quit speaking for who you think America represents.  So far in the last 50 fucking years government has grown exponentially under every administration and President......be it Reagan, Clinton, Bush, etc.  They are all cut from the same cloth, two sides of the same coin.  Globalists who want to see one world government i.e. one world control and the loss of sovereignty and in turn the end of America.  The fact that America voted Obama into office shows just how dumbed down democrats and a lot of Americans are.  But the fact that fat morons like Rush Limbaugh get any face time is fucking laughable on the part of Republicans.  Don't even get me started on the morons who call themselves libertarians. 

Somehow I don't think you made a dent. 

[tu_holmes]

People on the "left and right" cannot act like they speak "for the people," but then you speak for "most people"? 

Yes... because I actually PAY ATTENTION to the people who I come in contact with and what they really want.

They want to be left alone to do whatever they want to do and they will let you do the same as long as you don't cause any problems for them.

They want low taxes... They want to be able to keep some money in their pockets and they want the government to shut up.

The far left and right are the ones who aren't listening... They are just doing all of the talking.

Sure... There are somewho want to get into other peoples businesses (ie. abortion), but most people don't give a crap about other peoples lives.

D

[Dos Equis]

Yes... because I actually PAY ATTENTION to the people who I come in contact with and what they really want.

They want to be left alone to do whatever they want to do and they will let you do the same as long as you don't cause any problems for them.

They want low taxes... They want to be able to keep some money in their pockets and they want the government to shut up.

The far left and right are the ones who aren't listening... They are just doing all of the talking.

Sure... There are somewho want to get into other peoples businesses (ie. abortion), but most people don't give a crap about other peoples lives.

D

I pay attention to a cross-section of people and it sounds like you're doing precisely what you're accusing the "left and right" of doing (not listening).  There are millions of people care deeply about abortion.  There are millions who care about a number of social issues.  For instance, we had (by some reports) about 10,000 people protesting a civil unions bill at our state capitol a few weeks ago.  That's a huge turnout for any cause on this island.   

It sounds like you think most people are libertarians.  I'm not sure that's true. 

[tu_holmes]

I pay attention to a cross-section of people and it sounds like you're doing precisely what you're accusing the "left and right" of doing (not listening).  There are millions of people care deeply about abortion.  There are millions who care about a number of social issues.  For instance, we had (by some reports) about 10,000 people protesting a civil unions bill at our state capitol a few weeks ago.  That's a huge turnout for any cause on this island.   

It sounds like you think most people are libertarians.  I'm not sure that's true. 

I would argue that if you take a poll... way more people agree with my stance than either the left or the right's.

You however, think otherwise.

[Dos Equis]

I would argue that if you take a poll... way more people agree with my stance than either the left or the right's.

You however, think otherwise.

I'm sure we could both find polls that support our respective viewpoints.  I think that actually reinforces my belief that there are numerous issues that are important to millions of people. 

[tu_holmes]

I'm sure we could both find polls that support our respective viewpoints.  I think that actually reinforces my belief that there are numerous issues that are important to millions of people. 

Not really... I think if you actually went around and randomly asked people very specific questions... You would find most people in this country are fiscally conservative and socially liberal.

[Bindare_Dundat]

this thread sucks.

[Dos Equis]

Not really... I think if you actually went around and randomly asked people very specific questions... You would find most people in this country are fiscally conservative and socially liberal.

I doubt it.  I think a significant number of people are socially conservative.  Regardless, what you'd likely find is millions who both agree and disagree with you (and me). 

[tu_holmes]

I doubt it.  I think a significant number of people are socially conservative.  Regardless, what you'd likely find is millions who both agree and disagree with you (and me). 

Sure... significant... like 30 percent.

It's significant, but it's not MOST.

You talk like millions of people is a huge deal.

100 Million people could think that way and it's still the minority in the US.

I talk to people every day and I've travelled this country VERY extensively and met with people from all over it... MOST people that I've run into across this nation are socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

That's a fact.

[Dos Equis]

Sure... significant... like 30 percent.

It's significant, but it's not MOST.

You talk like millions of people is a huge deal.

100 Million people could think that way and it's still the minority in the US.

I talk to people every day and I've travelled this country VERY extensively and met with people from all over it... MOST people that I've run into across this nation are socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

That's a fact.

Millions is a huge deal.  You don't think 100 million is significant?  That's nearly all of the voting public in presidential elections. 

I talk to people every day.  I travel the country very extensively.  I meet with people from all over the country.  I've been to nearly every state in the country.  I don't know what percentage of people are "socially liberal and fiscally conservative," because I don't always talk politics, but I can tell you that the liberal anything goes mentality on social issues is a minority based on my experience. 

That's a fact.     (Talking about my experience, not what's actually out there.) 

But the point I'm trying to make is even if we're only talking 60/40 one way or the other, that 40 percent constitutes an enormous number of people.   

[tu_holmes]

Millions is a huge deal.  You don't think 100 million is significant?  That's nearly all of the voting public in presidential elections. 

I talk to people every day.  I travel the country very extensively.  I meet with people from all over the country.  I've been to nearly every state in the country.  I don't know what percentage of people are "socially liberal and fiscally conservative," because I don't always talk politics, but I can tell you that the liberal anything goes mentality on social issues is a minority based on my experience. 

That's a fact.     (Talking about my experience, not what's actually out there.) 

But the point I'm trying to make is even if we're only talking 60/40 one way or the other, that 40 percent constitutes an enormous number of people.  

Ok... 40 percent... It's still the minority.

[Hereford]

I guess you're not aware of all farming and ranching in CA.

Seriously, the blue states probably pay the majority of the taxes in this country too.

This whole thread is ridiculous.  If someone doesn't like the country then they should just pack up and leave.

California is the #1 Agricultural state in the country.

Look it up.

The problems here come from the Gay Area and LA urban dipshits. Most of the (few) remaining white people here are subjugated red voters.