So I was doing cardio at they gym last night when some hot ass bitch (jailbait I think) in tiny tiny shorts gets on a treadmill like two down from me, thus causing me to stare at her as due to reflection in the mirror, which in turn caused me to get a raging boner! WTF, how dare she, doesn't she know I am doing cardio and need all the blood circulating through my body and not loitering in my penis?
