Joking aside Fatpanda...Is there anything worth fucking in Glasgow anyway?
yes, there are a load of stuning girls ( and pigs too

) and tons of clubs/pubs.
glasgow girls like accents ( especially irish ) so as long as you can make them laugh too you will have a good time.
be carefull where/when you come though. the rangers/celtic thing gets alot of trouble with irish accents
your size won't stop, and will probably attract trouble here. so come with friends.
the west end is a good shout for quality pussy.