She's definitley a hog because she is focusing on her best feature, the face. Otherwise she'd be trying to show off herself and post full body pics.
Typical Myspace delusional hog who is trying to hide it.
Your best bet is to either invite her over for a "movie" to your place and have her fellate you or go for a few drinks somewhere where you won't be recognized you as the guy "with the fat chick".