Author Topic: WWIII -- March Madness style (Read 2615 times)

Hereford · « **on:** March 10, 2009, 02:49:46 PM »

So I just saw this deal on some dumbass nameless college website, thought it might be of interest here...

Since we are all headed for WW3, lets do a little bracket system (MM-format) with the big nation players. Complete with seeds and such!

1. USA - Always #1!
8. Italy - Only nation to lost to the French twice

3. UK - Go Limeys
6. Pakistan - Huge islamic military

2. Iran - Has nukes now. Has oil supplies too.
7. Israel - Are they really that good?

4. Ukraine - Has nukes, good sized military
5. India - Virtually unlimited manpower

1. China - Has millions of brainwashed fodder to use
8. France - Sacre Bleu!!!!

3. Germany - Perennial badasses of the world
6. Spain - not in a fight since 1930's

2. Russia - Always a heavy hitter, even with one gun for every two soldiers!
7. North Korea - Will kill you for a sandwich these days.

4. Canada - HH6 says their AF is top notch
5. Poland - Wants modern world military respect

headhuntersix · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:17:47 AM »

Well the Italians will cave without a shot, they would rather screw and cook.
The Brits will turn evil if left to their own devices and get all British East India company on their asses
Israel will never loose to rags..never ever ever.
India...sorta of a toss-up...mainly russian junk against russian junk..being employed by mainly US trained forces.
China....really can't project power and the French can be ruthless...gotta go with numbers..China...with the Legion buthering millions before they go. France has nukes.
Spain and Germany...to former giants, bitch slapping at each other and then sitting down to a good pilsner and talking about old times.
Russia except they'll actually waste time fighting instead of airdropping hamburgers and winning without a shot. It turns out that u can't fire an AK if u have a cheeseburger shoved down ur throat and one in each hand.
Poland...Canada's military numbers 60,000 and while good....I think the Poles are also good soldiers. Besides this would better settled on a Hockey rink.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:38:08 AM »

Yeah but they have alot of throw away troops. Not everybody is trained the same. I wasn't including nukes and I think they should be thrown out of the discussion. They're kinda like steroids, the NCAA would ban anybody using nukes. The Indian army is very big but who knows.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2009, 02:56:32 AM »

HAHA

Excellent thread!

What about The State of Florida Vs. Cuba.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:04:06 AM »

Well...depends will 240 be airdropped in or hit the beaches.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:05:10 AM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 03:04:06 AM

Well...depends will 240 be airdropped in or hit the beaches.

HAHA

headhuntersix · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:08:42 AM »

Ok braketheads...we need the 2nd bracket.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:11:16 AM »

What about in a US civil war?

East Coast vs. West Coast?

headhuntersix · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:17:27 AM »

East Coast but that really depends...u have the 82nd Airborne, 2nd Mar Div and alot of navy...while on the West Coast u have the 11th ACR at FT Irwin, 1st Mar Div and elements of 2ID and Stryker Bdes at FT Lewis. U also have the sub bases up there. Thats not a complete list, but thats whats near the coasts....so along with them u have libs from cali fighting libs from New York and Conn. Then the gangs from each coast...forget it to hard to do.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:20:48 AM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 03:17:27 AM

East Coast but that really depends...u have the 82nd Airborne, 2nd Mar Div and alot of navy...while on the West Coast u have the 11th ACR at FT Irwin, 1st Mar Div and elements of 2ID and Stryker Bdes at FT Lewis. U also have the sub bases up there. Thats not a complete list, but thats whats near the coasts....so along with them u have libs from cali fighting libs from New York and Conn. Then the gangs from each coast...forget it to hard to do.

HAHA interesting as hell.

You should write a book with all your military knowledge.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:27:52 AM »

I'm sure u know alot about whatever it is u do bro. After 16 years of this crap it soaks in.

Hereford · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:12:07 PM »

Brackets huh?

Well it appears this is it:

1. US - Shocked and Awed the Wops.
3. UK - Had a tough time w/o US tag-teaming in

7. Israel - I disagree, but Iran just might be mostly hype
5. India - Has the number game in play

1. China - Because MM thinks they are a 'modern military'
3. Germany - There's gotta be a little of the warrior mentality left

2. Russia - Unleashes the "Rusted Iron Storm"
4. Canada - Follows the US model

If someone knows how to make real brackets on here, go ahead.

Better yet, lets make a state-bracket form!

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:03:39 PM »

Trust me if it came down to east coast vs. west coast LOL the west coast would fucking demolish the east coast. There is way more armed citizens in Colorado, California, Utah, Montana, Oklahoma, Texas etc. Plus there is a ton of open space from Montana to CA to Colorado. Lots of backcountry, mountains, deserts, etc. Wouldn't even be a fighting chance in hell for the East Coast.

Fury · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:09:30 PM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on March 11, 2009, 01:03:39 PM

Trust me if it came down to east coast vs. west coast LOL the west coast would fucking demolish the east coast. There is way more armed citizens in Colorado, California, Utah, Montana, Oklahoma, Texas etc. Plus there is a ton of open space from Montana to CA to Colorado. Lots of backcountry, mountains, deserts, etc. Wouldn't even be a fighting chance in hell for the East Coast.

Horseshit. All the east has to do is round up all the thugs in the major cities like NYC and what not and we got you pacifist, west coast pussies dead to rights. Thug life!!!!

Fury · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:11:32 PM »

We also have 240 on the east coast. He's the rootinest, tootinest, baddest sonuvabitch gun-toting, shoot first ask questions later bastard this side of the Mississippi.

240 > West Coast

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:14:19 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 11, 2009, 01:09:30 PM

Horseshit. All the east has to do is round up all the thugs in the major cities like NYC and what not and we got you pacifist, west coast pussies dead to rights. Thug life!!!!

Please........... those same thugs would rob each other and turn their guns on one another for food. Whatcha gonna eat out there on the East coast? Most of the cattle and agriculture is located west of the MS river!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I said there is MUCH MORE open space and backcountry for people to hunt out here. You guys wouldn't make it past the rocky mountains. Black people don't like the cold weather either!

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:15:34 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 11, 2009, 01:11:32 PM

We also have 240 on the east coast. He's the rootinest, tootinest, baddest sonuvabitch gun-toting, shoot first ask questions later bastard this side of the Mississippi.

240 > West Coast

Agree

tonymctones · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:16:20 PM »

hahaha great thread...why does Texas get lumped into the west? no complaining just asking...Texas has Mexican mafia connections as well.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:16:27 PM »

Oh and one other thing "west coast doesn't mean California. It means ATLEAST Colorado westward. But I think if you want to make it actual west coast vs. east coast i.e. the actual coastal states we'd still slaughter you guys!

OR, AK, CA, WA?

??LMAO!

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:17:29 PM »

Quote from: tonymctones on March 11, 2009, 01:16:20 PM

hahaha great thread...why does Texas get lumped into the west? no complaining just asking...Texas has Mexican mafia connections as well.

Thats what Im trying to understand. Do we mean actual west coast vs. east coast or West vs. East? Or west of the MS river and east of the MS river? Either way East coast is screwed!

One major snowstorm and you guys are shutdown LOL.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2009, 02:07:38 PM »

That needs to be cleared up because I didn't lump in the middle states to either side. If Texas goes with the West, then u have a ton of military bases....

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2009, 02:16:16 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on March 11, 2009, 02:07:38 PM

That needs to be cleared up because I didn't lump in the middle states to either side. If Texas goes with the West, then u have a ton of military bases....

Could we say all states east and west of the Mississippi?

We got the gold depository at Fort Knox, does that factor in?

2ND COMING · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2009, 02:21:48 PM »

the west coast has all the secret military tech just waiting to fuck shit up. the east has the cia lol

Hereford · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2009, 02:23:11 PM »

The division is at the Mississippi river.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:20:18 PM »

Quote from: Hereford on March 11, 2009, 02:23:11 PM

The division is at the Mississippi river.

There is no way in hell than the East Coast would stand a chance. Think about it! East of the MS? Shit bro you've got Tx, Co, Montana, Washington, Oklahoma, Idaho, Utah. I almost feel sorry for you guys so maybe we atleast give you Missouri, WI, IA, AR, ? LOL.