Author Topic: you know vanity has taken over your life when..... (Read 2412 times)

johnnynoname · « **on:** March 10, 2009, 06:00:03 PM »

.......you won't fuck the girl at the tanning salon because you know it will end badly and you still want to be able to go to that tanning salon because they have that awesome 10 minute bed

Awesomo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:02:31 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2009, 06:00:03 PM

.......you won't fuck the girl at the tanning salon because you know it will end badly and you still want to be able to go to that tanning salon because they have that awesome 10 minute bed

True, plus if the tanning salon is right next to your gym you really don't want to fuck that up.

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:03:25 PM »

And the reward for Stupidest Thread Of The Year goes to.....

johnnynoname · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Awesomo on March 10, 2009, 06:02:31 PM

True, plus if the tanning salon is right next to your gym you really don't want to fuck that up.

fortunatly not but i got a different situation there because i'm a trainer at my gym now and i'm a firm believer in "don't shit where you eat"

i like pussy but i like money more

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Purge_WTF on March 10, 2009, 06:03:25 PM

And the reward for Stupidest Thread Of The Year goes to.....

wait?
so, i get a reward for making a stupid thread....EXCELLENT

big L dawg · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:04:57 PM »

report..possible gay tendencies.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:06:34 PM »

Quote from: big L dawg on March 10, 2009, 06:04:57 PM

report..possible gay tendencies.

agreed

however, i wish said gay tendencies would kick in soon-i would be a millionaire selling my" man pussy" to old queens

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:15:55 PM »

I predict you will start a thread in the next six months about how taking a big dick is like a deep tissue massage.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:16:42 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on March 10, 2009, 06:15:55 PM

I predict you will start a thread in the next six months about how taking a big dick is like a deep tissue massage.

WRONG

i making that thread next week

The.Giant · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:20:46 PM »

Quote from: Purge_WTF on March 10, 2009, 06:03:25 PM

And the reward for Stupidest Thread Of The Year goes to.....

MattT

2ND COMING · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:25:43 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on March 10, 2009, 06:15:55 PM

I predict you will start a thread in the next six months about how taking a big dick is like a deep tissue massage.

lol

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:32:12 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2009, 06:16:42 PM

WRONG

i making that thread next week

That'll show me.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:32:50 PM »

I'm pretty sure Alex23 just posted this:

Quote

Was quite possibly the greatest event in the history of man.

Millions and Millions of money loving, penny pinching, greedy jews were exterminated.

The King of Kings Mr. 420 himself Adolf "God" Hitler almost completed the greatest roach ridding of all times.

Would the world be a better place is adolf had finished his job?? I think it would.

The King has spoken!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:34:09 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 10, 2009, 06:32:50 PM

I'm pretty sure Alex23 just posted this:

yes

that post was a direct result of this monstrosity of a thread

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:36:13 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2009, 06:00:03 PM

.......you won't fuck the girl at the tanning salon because you know it will end badly and you still want to be able to go to that tanning salon because they have that awesome 10 minute bed

I love that awesome 10 minute tanning bed

chaos · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:37:00 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 10, 2009, 06:32:50 PM

I'm pretty sure Alex23 just posted this:

Really, I don't see his name anywhere on that quote.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:38:19 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 10, 2009, 06:37:00 PM

Really, I don't see his name anywhere on that quote.

Well because when I tried to hit the quote button the thread had been deleted. So I went back a page and just copied the text. Hack or not Alex23 posted that.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 10, 2009, 06:36:13 PM

I love that awesome 10 minute tanning bed

you understand my dilemma then

lovemonkey · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:42:23 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 10, 2009, 06:40:39 PM

Did you get it just in time or do you have any tricks up your sleeve?

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:45:08 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2009, 06:38:50 PM

you understand my dilemma then

Yea, but i think i have a future wife and now, i cannot screw the girls who get me to initial my name

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:45:59 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 10, 2009, 06:42:23 PM

Did you get it just in time or do you have any tricks up your sleeve?

I just got it in time. When I came back, the thread was gone.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #21 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 10, 2009, 06:45:08 PM

Yea, but i think i have a future wife and now, i cannot screw the girls who get me to initial my name

the ultimate solution would be if more fat, white girls working at tanning salons

but, if that happened, then you would see a weird trend of black men joining tanning salons

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #22 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:54:56 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2009, 06:47:33 PM

the ultimate solution would be if more fat, white girls working at tanning salons

but, if that happened, then you would see a weird trend of black men joining tanning salons

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They always hire these 18 year old girls who are tan as hell and i just wanna fuck each and every one of them but my g/f is too good to me. I do like it when the girls have these really short shorts on and they bend over and clean it for you and they are making sure that you are watching them

johnnynoname · « **Reply #23 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 10, 2009, 06:54:56 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They always hire these 18 year old girls who are tan as hell and i just wanna fuck each and every one of them but my g/f is too good to me. I do like it when the girls have these really short shorts on and they bend over and clean it for you and they are making sure that you are watching them

i hate those bitches cuz they are just teasing me

which goes back to the original point- my vanity has won over my hunger for young poon

oh well- there is always facebook

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #24 on:** March 10, 2009, 07:00:08 PM »

you two "studs" ready for a circle jerk?