Author Topic: the shape of your life (Read 6412 times)

CalvinH · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:56:39 AM »

A few years ago I looked my best.I'm trying again for this summer.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:57:52 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 12, 2009, 06:56:39 AM

A few years ago I looked my best.I'm trying again for this summer.

maybe you'll be able to achieve this type of massive shoulder width and mass Calvin.

onlyme · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:01:14 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 12, 2009, 01:06:28 AM

Big bastard right there. How much did the tire filled with cement weigh man? And didn't the sound of it scraping the road grate on your (and the surrounding residents') nerves?

120 lbs when I added my bag with water and fruit. Sometimes I added some rocks on top too. It really did make a sound but it made a skid mark sometimes following me. I lived on a very steep hill and it was hard as shit to pull up. The rubber wore out on the bottom and I had to turn it over after awhile. These pics were mailed to me by some photographer that was there that day taking pictures of a wind surfing championship at Diamond Head. I remember one day these tourists drove by me long Diamond Head and pulled over just head of me. There was two couples from Texas. They stopped and took a few pics and video of me and when i got up to them stopped me and was asking what I was doing. They asked how much it weighed and I told them. One of the girl wanted to try. So she put the loop around her waist and her husband started to video tape. As she took off she didn't realize how heavy it was and when the rope got tight it pulled her back on her ass and he friends and husband along with several others watching laughed their asses off. She got up saying she couldn't believe how heavy it was. It was kind of neat doing that training. People thought I was weird and I got my picture taken a ton of times.

Quote from: Mars on March 12, 2009, 01:07:56 AM

Keith why not get in that shape again? you looked awesome.

Well I am trying just going really slow at it.

CalvinH · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:01:43 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 12, 2009, 06:57:52 AM

maybe you'll be able to achieve this type of massive shoulder width and mass Calvin.

,you'd think he'd try to get bigger and wider shoulders to counter act his ears.It's gotta suck to have your ears out wider then your shoulders.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #54 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:02:49 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 12, 2009, 07:01:43 AM

,you'd think he'd try to get bigger and wider shoulders to counter act his ears.It's gotta suck to have your ears out wider then your shoulders.

what?

"johnnynoname" seems to think he's hot and every woman's wet dream.

CalvinH · « **Reply #55 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:05:59 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 12, 2009, 07:02:49 AM

what? "johnnynoname" seems to think he's hot and every woman's wet dream.

Usually the joke about big ears and a flat head is told about women

$:-\$

BIG_STI · « **Reply #56 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:07:09 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 12, 2009, 07:01:14 AM

120 lbs when I added my bag with water and fruit. Sometimes I added some rocks on top too. It really did make a sound but it made a skid mark sometimes following me. I lived on a very steep hill and it was hard as shit to pull up. The rubber wore out on the bottom and I had to turn it over after awhile. These pics were mailed to me by some photographer that was there that day taking pictures of a wind surfing championship at Diamond Head. I remember one day these tourists drove by me long Diamond Head and pulled over just head of me. There was two couples from Texas. They stopped and took a few pics and video of me and when i got up to them stopped me and was asking what I was doing. They asked how much it weighed and I told them. One of the girl wanted to try. So she put the loop around her waist and her husband started to video tape. As she took off she didn't realize how heavy it was and when the rope got tight it pulled her back on her ass and he friends and husband along with several others watching laughed their asses off. She got up saying she couldn't believe how heavy it was. It was kind of neat doing that training. People thought I was weird and I got my picture taken a ton of times.

Well I am trying just going really slow at it.

I wish we could all live our life's like it was still 1985.

TrapsMcLats · « **Reply #57 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:21:52 AM »

back between 16-21, i was 210, could run a mile under 6 minutes easily, under 5 if i pushed it (best was 4:57, not great, but i was pleased). Running track gets you in awesome shape.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #58 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:23:12 AM »

again, i don't get how you guys make fun of my ears when it is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY easier to make fun of my Epic fat nose

QuakerOats · « **Reply #59 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:23:45 AM »

back in 82 I scored 4 td's in a game for Polk High.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #60 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:25:20 AM »

Quote from: TrapsMcLats on March 12, 2009, 07:21:52 AM

back between 16-21, i was 210, could run a mile under 6 minutes easily, under 5 if i pushed it (best was 4:57, not great, but i was pleased). Running track gets you in awesome shape.

hahahahaha, epic "i was 210 shredded and ran a mile in 4 minutes, 100 yard dash in 9.68 and benched 455 for 12 and also fuccked every cheerleader in the county" bullshit.