Author Topic: Should I go on roids? (Read 3781 times)

Awesomo · « **on:** March 12, 2009, 07:28:22 AM »

So I been doing a lot of thinking about this. I am a decent looking guy and get in pretty decent shape in the summer, not huge by any means. I do ok with the ladies but definitely not pulling any super hotties that i'd post on the board. However I have noticed that every huge super roided guy has a hot girl no matter how ugly they are (see: King Kamali). So should I just give in roid the fuck up and get the hot girl i deserve?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:29:26 AM »

how will that change your 4 inch penis?

Jeffro · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:30:59 AM »

You sound like a bitch.

Awesomo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:31:37 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 12, 2009, 07:29:26 AM

how will that change your 4 inch penis?

Shrink my balls, giving it the illusion that it is bigger

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:31:56 AM »

Strikes me as the type who prefers the penis.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:33:15 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 12, 2009, 07:31:56 AM

Strikes me as the type who prefers the penis.

maybe with the roids "awesomo" will be able to attract Grade A bottom twinks like this, Show.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:35:18 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 12, 2009, 07:33:15 AM

maybe with the roids "awesomo" will be able to attract Grade A bottom twinks like this, Show.

Why do you insist on posting this picture? The first 3 times we're ify but now it's just fucked up.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:35:41 AM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on March 12, 2009, 07:35:18 AM

Why do you insist on posting this picture? The first 3 times we're ify but now it's just fucked up.

"ify"?

Awesomo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:36:39 AM »

Quote from: pugalist666 on March 12, 2009, 07:31:25 AM

how will it change the fact that your a compulsive liar who lives in an internet fantasy land

Pugalist i've never seen someone so upset that another person was able to bench 300 for 1 rep. BTW I did 305 on monday so feel free to get more pissed off. I'm going to 310 this coming monday i'll make sure you are the first to find out if i make it.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:37:53 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 12, 2009, 07:35:41 AM

"ify"?

Bordering on an affection towards Johnnynoshame.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:39:07 AM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on March 12, 2009, 07:35:18 AM

Why do you insist on posting this picture? The first 3 times we're ify but now it's just fucked up.

is that QO?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:40:07 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 12, 2009, 07:33:15 AM

maybe with the roids "awesomo" will be able to attract Grade A bottom twinks like this, Show.

haha Quake....I think Johnny is way more man than "awesomo" could handle. He needs to start with that little indian midget bodybuilder guy....at least then he could hit the sides.....

Deicide · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:41:41 AM »

Yeah and start on a low grade stack like 1000mg test cypionate and 750mg deca a week, after you stop progressing, double the dose.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:42:44 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on March 12, 2009, 07:39:07 AM

is that QO?

No, johnnynoname

Awesomo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:00:37 AM »

Seriously though doesn't it seem that every jacked up roided guy has a hot girl. And don't bring up Palumbo as a counter example as that girl is still WAY out of his league.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:03:40 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on March 12, 2009, 08:00:37 AM

Seriously though doesn't it seem that every jacked up roided guy has a hot girl. And don't bring up Palumbo as a counter example as that girl is still WAY out of his league.

Can you even begin to imagine their sex life?

The ChemistV2 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:07:51 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on March 12, 2009, 07:28:22 AM

So I been doing a lot of thinking about this. I am a decent looking guy and get in pretty decent shape in the summer, not huge by any means. I do ok with the ladies but definitely not pulling any super hotties that i'd post on the board. However I have noticed that every huge super roided guy has a hot girl no matter how ugly they are (see: King Kamali). So should I just give in roid the fuck up and get the hot girl i deserve?

Just keep in mind that a lot of users at some point, whether on cycle or off tend to have libido or dick problems. It kind of sucks to look big but not be able to perform without viagra or something. Then again, some guys don't seem to have any problems.

BayGBM · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:19:09 AM »

Give yourself to the dark side!

Awesomo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:25:22 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on March 12, 2009, 08:19:09 AM

Give yourself to the dark side!

I also think if i go on them i'll probably get addicted to the gains.

Method101 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:32:33 AM »

BayGBM · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:39:06 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on March 12, 2009, 08:25:22 AM

I also think if i go on them i'll probably get addicted to the gains.

You will. And if you have the gains for too long you won't know how to live without them. Just look at Flex Wheeler. $:-\$

Seriously, if you want attention from dudes go on roids; if you want attention from girls eat right and work out. Most women like a natural worked out physique. Getting huge is something you do to impress other men--not women.

Awesomo · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:42:53 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on March 12, 2009, 08:39:06 AM

You will. And if you have the gains for too long you won't know how to live without them. Just look at Flex Wheeler. $:-\$

Seriously, if you want attention from dudes go on roids; if you want attention from girls eat right and work out. Most women like a natural worked out physique. Getting huge is something you do to impress other men--not women.

Perhaps true, but doesn't it seem like every huge roided up guy has a hot girl, or atleast one with a smoking body.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:43:53 AM »

the bottom line is a 12 week cycle of test will get you past the best a lifetime natural can achieve.

burn2live · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:06:13 AM »

Why not?

BayGBM · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:27:26 AM »

Quote from: Awesomo on March 12, 2009, 08:42:53 AM

Perhaps true, but doesn't it seem like every huge roided up guy has a hot girl, or atleast one with a smoking body.

Are you going to base your decision on what "seems" to be true? I don't know how old you are, but if you are over 16 you should know by now that glossy magazines and slick web videos and photos do not show the true world that is bodybuilding.

Exactly how many juiced pro bodybuilders are living a life that you would really want to trade places with? My guess is not many. The industry is selling a fantasy in order to move prodcut$ (women's fashion magazines do the same thing) and there is nothing wrong with that--as long as you realize that is what it is. The industry would not be appealing if they consistently showed the "after" photos of guys who had burned out, had health problems, died, were in jail, living in a van down by the river, etc.

by the way, I am not anti-steroid. I just think your decision should be based on reality--not fantasy.