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Eyeball Chambers

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How do you greet a woman on the street?
« on: March 14, 2009, 08:31:36 AM »
What do you do when you pass a woman on the street?  Nod? Say "Hi"?  Wink? (lol) ;D

Seriously, what's a good way to greet a lady you don't know?   ???

I usually nod my head back or say "Heyy" in a Matthew Mcconaughey voice.
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 08:32:06 AM »
I rape her
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 08:33:37 AM »
follow this guy to the letter. :D

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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 08:34:03 AM »
Extend my penis and allow her to shake it. 
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 08:36:51 AM »
do front double biceps  ;D
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 08:37:24 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 14, 2009, 08:34:03 AM
Extend my penis and allow her to shake it. 

HAHAHAHAH

"nice to meet you"
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 08:37:47 AM »
Quote from: getbig105 on March 14, 2009, 08:36:51 AM
do front double biceps  ;D

HAHAHAHA  :D
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 08:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Awesomo on March 14, 2009, 08:32:06 AM
I rape her

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 08:38:33 AM »
you simply say to her: "I am not wearing underpants"

or another classic line:

"I have a ripped, vascular penis."
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 08:40:18 AM »
nothing hefty... just turn around... bend over... fart...

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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 08:40:39 AM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 14, 2009, 08:31:36 AM
What do you do when you pass a woman on the street?  Nod? Say "Hi"?  Wink? (lol) ;D

Seriously, what's a good way to greet a lady you don't know?   ???

I usually nod my head back or say "Heyy" in a Matthew Mcconaughey voice.


lol


seriously .. make eye contact > nod > smile nicely > say hi ...  



if anymore conversation is possible say " My name is RonPaulFan from Getbig and benz loves me "






first stop walking and see if she does too , otherwise you'll look silly talking to the back of her head as she passes
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 08:44:04 AM »
Quote from: w8m8 on March 14, 2009, 08:40:39 AM

lol


seriously .. make eye contact > nod > smile nicely > say hi ...  



if anymore conversation is possible say " My name is RonPaulFan from Getbig and benz loves me "






first stop walking and see if she does too , otherwise you'll look silly talking to the back of her head as she passes

The advice I was looking for.

Thank you.  ;D
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2009, 08:45:08 AM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 14, 2009, 08:44:04 AM
The advice I was looking for.

Thank you.  ;D


ron paul what do u work as? do you go to college
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 08:45:25 AM »
'Penis in hand' is the most efficient method.

If we've learned anything in the last 8 year of Bushco rule, it's that the law doesn't matter!
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2009, 08:46:09 AM »
Quote from: madmax on March 14, 2009, 08:45:08 AM

ron paul what do u work as? do you go to college

I work at a gym,  ;D

I'm not in school right now.
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2009, 08:51:03 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 14, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
'Penis in hand' is the most efficient method.

If we've learned anything in the last 8 year of Bushco rule, it's that the law doesn't matter!

Oh brother, cue a sticky studs meltdown.
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2009, 08:54:34 AM »
Kuess die Hand, gnae Frau.
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2009, 09:00:02 AM »
with a bat.
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2009, 10:45:17 AM »
How much for a blowjob?
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2009, 01:52:03 PM »
I say hey bitch .
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2009, 01:53:54 PM »
smile
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2009, 02:01:47 PM »
I'd be like this guy.

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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2009, 02:03:30 PM »
three words: word up, bitch

...then wink at her
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Re: How do you greet a woman on the street?
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2009, 02:25:13 PM »
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
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