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Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« on: March 14, 2009, 11:59:06 AM »
sorry if this has been discussed. I heard that he fell off the face of the earth and nobody knew where he was. Did he ever come back?

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Re: what ever happened to Perry Saturn?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 12:47:11 PM »
Ive read that he is in Minnesota hiding out beacause he owes a shitload of child support.

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Re: what ever happened to Perry Saturn?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 01:00:34 PM »
I thought he was selling cars

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Re: what ever happened to Perry Saturn?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 01:52:06 PM »
He went back to planet Saturn.

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Re: what ever happened to Perry Saturn?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 05:12:42 PM »
LMAO, I don't know where he is now, but a few years ago he was shot several times stopping an attempted rape.

From Wiki:

Shooting, semi–retirement and disappearance
In April 2004, Satullo was driving his girlfriend to work in Atlanta before stopping to break up an attempted rape. He was shot three times in the neck during the incident, resulting in Satullo requiring a metal plate and three stainless steel screws inserted into his C–5, C–6 and C–7 vertebrae.[citation needed].[9]

Satullo claimed that he would return to the ring on September 17, 2004 to work a match for Goodman, the promoter of USA Pro Wrestling. However, he later no-showed the event, claiming that the doctors would not clear him to wrestle. He was also originally scheduled to appear at the Hardcore Homecoming event in Philadelphia, but he did not appear and later refused to take any more bookings, saying that he was not medically cleared to wrestle.

Since then, Satullo has seemingly disappeared from public view and has not been seen in several years. Family, friends, and his three ex-wives have no information or clue to his whereabouts. Furthermore, due to the fact that he missed the funerals of two of his good friends (Chris Candido and John Kronus) and the funeral of his mentor and father figure Killer Kowalski, some fear that he might be dead.[10] Recently, it was reported that he was last spotted in Iowa almost two years ago and while it's believed he is working in a door manufacturing plant in Albert Lea, Minnesota, calls to his supposed employer are not answered.[11]

Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 09:43:43 PM »
 ???

also.....where the hell is Karl?

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 04:26:56 AM »
I would imagine Karl is craking off on the sex board  ;D

Good question though...where is Perry Saturn? He was another one the WWE used terribly. He had the look, the muscularity and he was a good wrestler.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 05:40:38 AM »
Online articles reported that in April, 2004 he was shot three times in the neck with a .25 caliber handgun while attempting to save a woman from two would-be rapists. As a result had a steel plate and three screws inserted into his C-5, C-6, C-7 vertebrae.

Also read that he officially retired from wrestling some time in 2008.


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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 08:38:57 AM »
Online articles reported that in April, 2004 he was shot three times in the neck with a .25 caliber handgun while attempting to save a woman from two would-be rapists. As a result had a steel plate and three screws inserted into his C-5, C-6, C-7 vertebrae.

Also read that he officially retired from wrestling some time in 2008.


Really?

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 08:50:43 AM »
I know what you mean.
I, too, found it hard to believe he retired.










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I don’t know about the getting shot part.
I’d read it a while back and it also appears on his imdb.com profile.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009, 04:12:59 PM »
Injury, retirement and disappearance

In April 2004, Satullo was supposedly driving his girlfriend to work in Atlanta before stopping to break up an attempted rape. He was shot three times in the neck during the incident, resulting in Satullo requiring a metal plate and three stainless steel screws inserted into his C–5, C–6 and C–7 vertebrae[8] This claim has been disputed in recent years, however.

Satullo claimed that he would return to the ring on September 17, 2004 to work a match for Goodman, the promoter of USA Pro Wrestling. However, he later no-showed the event, claiming that the doctors would not clear him to wrestle. He was also originally scheduled to appear at the Hardcore Homecoming event in Philadelphia, but he did not appear and later refused to take any more bookings, saying that he was not medically cleared to wrestle.

Since then, Satullo has seemingly disappeared from public view and has not been seen in several years. Family, friends, and his three ex-wives have no information as to his whereabouts. Furthermore, due to the fact that he missed the funerals of two of his good friends (Chris Candido and John Kronus) and the funeral of his mentor Killer Kowalski, some speculate that he might be dead.[9] Recently, it was reported that he was last spotted in Iowa in 2007, and while it's believed he is working in a door manufacturing plant in Albert Lea, Minnesota, calls to his supposed place of employment go unanswered.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 04:26:24 PM »
Jeez, where the hell is this guy? :-\

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 04:28:26 PM »
There are more people who allegedly see Bigfoot than Saturn.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2009, 06:32:38 PM »
Posted by PWPIX on 11/22/2009
source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

-- For those wondering, Perry Saturn is indeed alive. A photo recently surfaced on Facebook.com of the former wrestling star standing alongside a woman by the name of Lisa Kuhlemeier, whom he's believed to be married to. While he's gained a bit of weight, it's clearly him.







http://www.thewrestlinggame.com/wrestling/news/where_is_perry_saturn.asp

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2009, 06:54:11 PM »
Jesus. As long as he is alive and happy, thats all that counts i guess. A lot of people around here assumed he was dead when he didn't go to Mr.Kowalski's funeral.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2009, 09:28:32 PM »
I guess he said fuck training now.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2009, 09:56:18 PM »
The woman is very lucky.  One moment she is having surprise sex the next Perry Saturn just happens to come along and save her. 

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2009, 10:32:20 PM »
well it's good to see he got his life together

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2009, 05:27:37 AM »
Wow...Saturn looks horrible... :-\

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2009, 05:32:18 AM »
I'm just wondering if that really is him, or is somebody having fun with photoshop, impersonation, fraud, ID theft, etc.

I mean the guy virtually disappeared for how many years, purposely hiding from even friends & family…
What are the odds his picture would just appear on his wife/gf’s facebook page?

What are the odds he would allow his pic to be posted on a public site in association to his location and people he’s with?

Shit, I’m starting to sound like Jesse...

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2009, 05:40:13 AM »
I'm just wondering if that really is him, or is somebody having fun with photoshop, impersonation, fraud, ID theft, etc.

I mean the guy virtually disappeared for how many years, purposely hiding from even friends & family…
What are the odds his picture would just appear on his wife/gf’s facebook page?

What are the odds he would allow his pic to be posted on a public site in association to his location and people he’s with?

Shit, I’m starting to sound like Jesse...

Looks exactly like him, Mont. Looks like he hasn't touched a weight in years and he's obviously done with wrestling.

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2009, 05:47:11 AM »
That was my gut reaction, too, when I found those pics.

It probably is him.
The people he's with don't exactly look "photo-editing" savvy.
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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2009, 07:36:22 AM »
That was my gut reaction, too, when I found those pics.

It probably is him.
The people he's with don't exactly look "photo-editing" savvy.
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They don't exactly look "photo-editing" savvy not to mention they look like trailer trash. Makes you wonder what he did with all his money???

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Re: Where is Perry Saturn - UPDATE:
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2009, 04:43:09 PM »
Depends…
If he’s saved his money & stays put, he can be the richest man in the park.

He could have the biggest trailer.
He could buy the nicest furniture at The Salvation Army.
He would have the nicest curtains on his truck.
He’ll own the biggest roadside fireworks stand.
And his wife will wear the nicest homemade fur coat.