Author Topic: The Stupidest Statement I Have Ever Heard (Read 3043 times)

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:53:51 AM »

the world is full of VERY many dumb women but you may have found their leader

lovemonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:54:28 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on March 15, 2009, 11:52:30 AM

There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.

She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?

Feminists are insecure little bitches.

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:54:35 AM »

That's it....I'm gonna start/revolutionize a SEXUAL MUSTARD MASCULINIST MOVEMENT. Who's with me? As head masculinist, I demand:

1. Dinner on time
2. clean clothes
3. sex on demand.
4. Make-up at all times

...feel free to add others.

Mars · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:56:03 AM »

id love to kill a bitch like that with my bare hands.

bigmc · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Mars on March 15, 2009, 11:56:03 AM

id love to kill a bitch like that with my bare hands.

kiwiol · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:58:22 AM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 15, 2009, 11:54:28 AM

Feminists are insecure little bitches.

Haha I love the scene from the Ali G movie where the dumbass is asked to speak in front of a huge group of feminists and he says something along the lines of, "I just want all you lezzies to know that I love you all very much and I have a lot of your video tapes", while doing the stroking gesture with his hand

jon cole · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:59:25 AM »

feminist, islamist, pacifist...the list goes on.

i hate all word on "ist".
i don't belong to a "ist".
i'm me.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:00:37 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 15, 2009, 11:58:22 AM

Haha I love the scene from the Ali G movie where the dumbass is asked to speak in front of a huge group of feminists and he says something along the lines of, "I just want all you lezzies to know that I love you all very much and I have a lot of your video tapes", while doing the stroking gesture with his hand

Or why not when Borat sits down and has a chat with two hardcore american feminists, claiming women have smaller brains than men. That man knows his stuff.

burn2live · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:02:48 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on March 15, 2009, 11:52:30 AM

There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.

She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?

She is a she. That is what is wrong

calfzilla · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:03:07 PM »

This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:04:41 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 15, 2009, 12:03:07 PM

This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.

A true masculinist, indeed

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:07:35 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 15, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

Or why not when Borat sits down and has a chat with two hardcore american feminists, claiming women have smaller brains than men. That man knows his stuff.

Haha yes. There's also this other segment where he signs up with a dating agency and one of the counseling ladies tells him to be 'open and honest' with the date for best results. Fast forward to the date, he introduces himself and when his date asks him to tell her a little bit about himself, he says, "I haven't had sex in about 3 weeks and my sack is getting a bit heavy"

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:09:49 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on March 15, 2009, 11:52:30 AM

There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.

She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?

The stupidest statement here is that you even entertained this argument. For obvious reasons.

TacoBell · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:10:39 PM »

Chicks play hockey now?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:10:58 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 15, 2009, 12:03:07 PM

This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.

nice feet on those girls.

The Coach · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:23:09 PM »

Actually the stupidist statement I've ever heard is "the middle class won't have to pay a single cent more in taxes" - Obama

Parker · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:24:07 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 15, 2009, 12:03:07 PM

This guy knows how to "treat" a lady.

And probably is being bent over for Sunday Brunch right now in Prison. "Lady" Orange Juice in da house...."HEEEEAAAYYYYY"

MAXX · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:26:35 PM »

put it this way. worlds best female hockey team wouldn't beat the lowest division mens team... division 6 or whatever it is.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:30:40 PM »

Quote from: jon cole on March 15, 2009, 11:59:25 AM

feminist, islamist, pacifist...the list goes on.

i hate all word on "ist".
i don't belong to a "ist".
i'm me.

I hate black and white thinking. I don't know anything about politics, but when my friend asked my opinion about something after I answered he said I think like a communist. I said I don't know or care, this is how I think about it. Then he asked me another question and my answer came out like I was a capitalist. He wondered how I could think about these two things so differently. I said it's good to have an open mind.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2009, 01:25:51 PM »

a division III hockey team would wipe the floor with these "women".

dr.chimps · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2009, 01:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on March 15, 2009, 01:25:51 PM

a division III hockey team would wipe the floor with these "women".

Easily. The pros move so fast and are so powerful, the chicks would look like they're standing still. And one hip check would send some luck lady into the bleachers. Sheer inanity to even consider it.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2009, 01:30:27 PM »

European government parliments cant even refer to members as 'statesmen' anymore,apparently its sexist

lovemonkey · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2009, 02:16:12 PM »

Bump for feminism.

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2009, 02:35:20 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on March 15, 2009, 11:52:30 AM

There's this chick I know who's a massive feminist, womens equal rights etc etc. She was arguing with me on some point. Anyways, for some reason the subject came around to sports. She reasoned that because the womens olympic hockey team of Canada has won more gold medals than the mens olympic hockey team, the Womens team would beat the mens team head to head in a game.

She fucking believes the 20 best female players in the world would beat the 20 best male players in the world at hockey. What in the holy hell is wrong with her?

What was she doing out of the kitchen?

Author Topic: The Stupidest Statement I Have Ever Heard (Read 3043 times)

The Coach