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Grapefruit> Lithuanian women
1. You can enjoy a Grapefruit all month.
2. Grapefruit stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a Grapefuit.
4. Your Grapfruit will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When Grapefruit goes flat you toss it out.
15. You can have more than one Grapefruit a night and not feel guilty.
16. A Grapefruit ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a Grapefruit with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a Graepfruit.
19. A Grapefruit is always wet.
96. If you take a Grapefruit outta the fridge just to look at it but then
decide to drink it, the Grapefruit won't accuse you of "date rape".