Author Topic: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday..... (Read 4251 times)

Palpatine Q · « **on:** March 16, 2009, 07:37:16 PM »

My gym closes at 5 on sunday and i rolled in at 3:50 so i was in a fucking rush. It was shoulders day and just my luck,there was this little tiny motherf*kker who must have got there three minutes earlier than me and he using every piece of equipment I wanted to use....but he was one step ahead of me the whole time.

drove me fucking nuts, i wanted to throw him out the window onto the street

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2009, 07:38:26 PM »

Quote from: Groink on March 16, 2009, 07:37:16 PM

drove me fucking nuts, i wanted to throw him out the window onto the street

What stopped you

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2009, 07:41:40 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 16, 2009, 07:38:26 PM

What stopped you

Therapy

SaltShaker · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2009, 07:42:31 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 16, 2009, 07:38:26 PM

What stopped you

Counting till 10 in his head

Bast000 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2009, 07:51:05 PM »

face it groink that kid pulls tight teen tale just above and beyond your current level thats why you want to kill him

its a fact young women prefer epic leans, over the 'epic master' look wich you are nearly perfecting

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2009, 07:56:33 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 16, 2009, 07:51:05 PM

face it groink that kid pulls tight teen tale just above and beyond your current level thats why you want to kill him

its a fact young women prefer epic leans, over the 'epic master' look wich you are nearly perfecting

YES yes Bast the kid was clocking some ho's

I am forming a new team...Team Italian Mastiff, of which i am the only member

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2009, 08:26:41 PM »

so you were trying to fuck the machines? $:-\$

solida · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2009, 10:40:23 PM »

Cock blocked ? Self-outing ?

HTexan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2009, 11:48:33 PM »

Quote from: james001 on March 16, 2009, 10:54:38 PM

so.. you two were using the same equipment.. doing the same workout.

but he was a *little tiny ####*... so you say.

yet you two train the same...

so.. why does a big strong guy like you... train like a little bitch? a little bitch you were *one step behind?

something is very wrong... are you having problems at work as well? how is your love life?

good catch...

calfzilla · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:30:31 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 16, 2009, 08:26:41 PM

so you were trying to fuck the machines? $:-\$

Yeah, this dude needs to look up the defintion of cock-blocking because what he described ain't it!

pugalist666 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:34:03 AM »

why dont you just ask to work in ? or where you too " in the zone " the form a complete sentence

spinnis · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:47:29 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 17, 2009, 04:30:31 AM

Yeah, this dude needs to look up the defintion of cock-blocking because what he described ain't it!

exactly

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:49:29 AM »

You poor guys, let me explain....

Interfering with Groink's workouts = limiting his ability to achieve shredded glutes = not getting the ladies = cock blocked

Simple equation really....

Pollux · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:51:47 AM »

You're using the term 'cock-blocked' in the wrong context, bonehead.

I thought I was gonna read a story about you, a girl, and a punk.

JasonH · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:53:42 AM »

I saw the title of this thread and pictured someone getting slapped in the face with a giant cock - not pretty. I don't know why I clicked on it - morbid curiosity I guess.

Pollux · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:57:13 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 04:49:29 AM

You poor guys, let me explain....

Interfering with Groink's workouts = limiting his ability to achieve shredded glutes = not getting the ladies = cock blocked

Simple equation really....

Maybe in your mind. But I guarantee if you go up to your boy and are like, 'Damn, bro. I got cock-blocked today. I'm pissed!' and go on to tell him about a gym story he's gonna look at you like an idiot and think WTF?!

danielson · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:58:09 AM »

Quote from: james001 on March 16, 2009, 10:54:38 PM

so.. you two were using the same equipment.. doing the same workout.

but he was a *little tiny ####*... so you say.

yet you two train the same...

so.. why does a big strong guy like you... train like a little bitch? a little bitch you were *one step behind?

something is very wrong... are you having problems at work as well? how is your love life?

Obviously you haven't seen pics of Groink. He is like 40 years old and still a fkn beast.

Pollux · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:00:07 AM »

Quote from: danielson on March 17, 2009, 04:58:09 AM

He is like 40 years old

Ohhhh...that explains his lack of knowing the term 'cock-blocked'.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:13:40 AM »

Quote from: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 04:51:47 AM

You're using the term 'cock-blocked' in the wrong context, bonehead.

I thought I was gonna read a story about you, a girl, and a punk.

It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded. Cock-blocked means one dude Interfering with another dude getting some ass.

I didn't think so many would have trouble making such a giant leap.

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:18:48 AM »

Quote from: Groink on March 17, 2009, 05:13:40 AM

It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded. Cock-blocked means one dude Interfering with another dude getting some ass.

I didn't think so many would have trouble making such a giant leap.

hahah These guys just saw the word "cock" and clicked on the thread.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:19:31 AM »

Quote from: Groink on March 17, 2009, 05:13:40 AM

It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded. Cock-blocked means one dude Interfering with another dude getting some ass.

I didn't think so many would have trouble making such a giant leap.

Groink, I explained it to these young lads, but they seem to be a little slow.... $:-\$

spinnis · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:20:26 AM »

fuck im confused, I thought Goudy started this thread, and now when I check back I thought groink took it over lol.

I guess never sleeping before 4 in the morning takes its toll

calfzilla · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:22:34 AM »

Quote from: chaos on March 17, 2009, 05:18:48 AM

hahah These guys just saw the word "cock" and clicked on the thread.

hahah you are one of us too!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:22:40 AM »

Quote from: chaos on March 17, 2009, 05:18:48 AM

hahah These guys just saw the word "cock" and clicked on the thread.

Yes chaos....and being that it wasn't a post about my cock, or a story about me using my cock.... they got disappointed and lashed out

Too many homos here

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:22:41 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on March 17, 2009, 05:20:26 AM

fuck im confused, I thought Goudy started this thread, and now when I check back I thought groink took it over lol.

I guess never sleeping before 4 in the morning takes its toll

Sleeping is overrated....just down a pot of coffee Swede.

Author Topic: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday..... (Read 4251 times)

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