This is bad news

[grab an umbrella]

The lady friend I've been seeing for the past two months just called me and told me she took a preggo test and it came back positive....

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

The lady friend I've been seeing for the past two months just called me and told me she took a preggo test and it came back positive....

Remember to pull out next time.......It may feel reeeeaaaaaaaalllllly good in the heat of the moment but you need to be smarter than that.

I would get tested while you're at it, Mr. bareback.

[grab an umbrella]

Remember to pull out next time.......It may feel reeeeaaaaaaaalllllly good in the heat of the moment but you need to be smarter than that.

I would get tested while you're at it, Mr. bareback.

Thats the problem bro, I do pull out.

[MuscleMcMannus]

Thank god I'm getting married in the summer.  Dating sure can suck sometimes  

Me and my fiance have been together for ten years.  She's never used birthcontrol and I've always pulled out.  Figures though as now that we are getting married and wanting a family she'll probably have a hard time getting prego. 

[grab an umbrella]

Thank god I'm getting married in the summer.  Dating sure can suck sometimes  

Me and my fiance have been together for ten years.  She's never used birthcontrol and I've always pulled out.  Figures though as now that we are getting married and wanting a family she'll probably have a hard time getting prego. 

I've pulled out with every girl I've fucked for the last four years or so and never had a problem.  Damn this sucks, I don't want to be a daddy.

[MuscleMcMannus]

I've pulled out with every girl I've fucked for the last four years or so and never had a problem.  Damn this sucks, I don't want to be a daddy.

Being a dad would probably be the best thing that ever happened............but the thing that would suck is if you don't see yourself with your lady friend. 

[grab an umbrella]

Being a dad would probably be the best thing that ever happened............but the thing that would suck is if you don't see yourself with your lady friend. 

She is a very cool chic and I really like her, but I've only known her for two months...Getbig pray for me.

[MuscleMcMannus]

She is a very cool chic and I really like her, but I've only known her for two months...Getbig pray for me.

Well be glad it wasn't a one night stand   How old are you?

[Pollux]

Well be glad it wasn't a one night stand  

Be glad? Hell, that's probably the BEST way to go! You go to her place and leave only to never be seen again. 

[grab an umbrella]

Well be glad it wasn't a one night stand   How old are you?

Dude, I am 22 years old.  I really care about this girl, and not in the typical 22 year old fashion.  She is 26 years old, and I've been through a lot of shit in my life so I generally tend to act a lot older than I am.  Anyways, getbig please pray for the best possible outcome for me.

[smoothasf]

lol naive.  online mexican pharma, abortion pill 30 bucks. spike it in the meal your gonna make for her to celebrate.
then bail the 'miscarrage' was a sign you were never meant to be.

dont let feelings ruin your life.  they pass

[Pollux]

Dude, I am 22 years old.  I really care about this girl, and not in the typical 22 year old fashion.  She is 26 years old, and I've been through a lot of shit in my life so I generally tend to act a lot older than I am.  Anyways, getbig please pray for the best possible outcome for me.

Pray for the best possible outcome? She took a test; came out positive; and now she's prego.

What the hell do you want us to pray for? That she loses it?

[benz]

lol naive.  online mexican pharma, abortion pill 30 bucks. spike it in the meal your gonna make for her to celebrate.
then bail the 'miscarrage' was a sign you were never meant to be.

dont let feelings ruin your life.  they pass

LOL this is probably the most awesome reply ive read here ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Butterbean]

Dude, I am 22 years old.  I really care about this girl, and not in the typical 22 year old fashion.  She is 26 years old, and I've been through a lot of shit in my life so I generally tend to act a lot older than I am.  Anyways, getbig please pray for the best possible outcome for me.

grab, was it a test she bought at the store?  Have her take another test.

I'm praying for you all!

[MuscleMcMannus]

Dude, I am 22 years old.  I really care about this girl, and not in the typical 22 year old fashion.  She is 26 years old, and I've been through a lot of shit in my life so I generally tend to act a lot older than I am.  Anyways, getbig please pray for the best possible outcome for me.

Well this is getbig so some of the immature replies so far don't really surprise me.  Anyways, yeah 22 is young to be a father but worse things can happen in life trust me.  Having a kid really isn't the end of the world.  Marriage is  

[K-1]

I've pulled out with every girl I've fucked for the last four years or so and never had a problem. 

Looks like you might have to wait until blood test day then. Not to bring anymore drama in your life, but I've had 3 of my closest homeboys were all found not the father after the kid was born....they all used "pull out" method and were exp. at it such as yourself.

this is dangerous b/c by doing so you give the female the option to basically "pick a daddy" during that timeframe if you were in line.

All three wanted to be the father even though at first they were apprehensive about it....all three were not when the tests were finally registered due to questioning later.

wrap that sh*t up dude. I feel you on the pull out deal,but the game has changed now. Females are hand picking dads now without question.

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Well this is getbig so some of the immature replies so far don't really surprise me.  Anyways, yeah 22 is young to be a father but worse things can happen in life trust me.  Having a kid really isn't the end of the world.  Marriage is  

For some people....

[Option D]

The lady friend I've been seeing for the past two months just called me and told me she took a preggo test and it came back positive....

you pulled out..she= lying..fuckin someone else...he is the dad

[grab an umbrella]

Looks like you might have to wait until blood test day then. Not to bring anymore drama in your life, but I've had 3 of my closest homeboys were all found not the father after the kid was born....they all used "pull out" method and were exp. at it such as yourself.

this is dangerous b/c by doing so you give the female the option to basically "pick a daddy" during that timeframe if you were in line.

All three wanted to be the father even though at first they were apprehensive about it....all three were not when the tests were finally registered due to questioning later.

wrap that sh*t up dude. I feel you on the pull out deal,but the game has changed now. Females are hand picking dads now without question.

Truly good advice man, I appreciate it.  I talked to her this morning and she is going to do the pill abortion.  Kind of sucks for her.

[MuscleMcMannus]

Truly good advice man, I appreciate it.  I talked to her this morning and she is going to do the pill abortion.  Kind of sucks for her.

Do you mean the morning after pill?  That's kind of fucked up to have a pregnancy test come back positive, not knowing how far along she is, and aborting it. 

[Option D]

Truly good advice man, I appreciate it.  I talked to her this morning and she is going to do the pill abortion.  Kind of sucks for her.

GOOD SHIT...

[grab an umbrella]

Do you mean the morning after pill?  That's kind of fucked up to have a pregnancy test come back positive, not knowing how far along she is, and aborting it. 

Nah man, its called RU-486.  Its two sets of pills.  The first stops the hormones that help the fetus grow, the second contracts the female and she has a "period" and the baby is bled out.  Its pretty fucking gross.

[MuscleMcMannus]

Nah man, its called RU-486.  Its two sets of pills.  The first stops the hormones that help the fetus grow, the second contracts the female and she has a "period" and the baby is bled out.  Its pretty fucking gross.

  Yeah Id' say. 

[K-1]

Truly good advice man, I appreciate it.  I talked to her this morning and she is going to do the pill abortion.  Kind of sucks for her.

yes it sucks, but remember what I said. I got a lil brother your age man, and I try to keep his a$$ in line about this stuff also.

these females out there these days man are scandelous man. Not all, but even the good ones mess up and a situation like this by you being the "better selection" and you just so happen to fit in that "window" = tag your the daddy.

....one of my homeboys about 2 years with the kid before he found out the kid wasn't his. He found out in the most crazy way. Him and the kid mom had split up afterwards, but he manned up and was taking care of the kid big time. He was in town (he was a national trucker) and found out over a damn local chat line talking to a stranger who just happened to know the dude that could have possibly been the father.....they basically talked over the phone for a night.....talked about the city they were in....places to hang out..

.....then little by little the girl ( stranger from a chat line) told him (my friend) she knew who he (my friend) was because she knew the guy that got the girl (my friends ex) pregnant b/c the guy was bragging about how another guy is taking care of the kid he fathered and he though it was funny.

he called me and told me and I was floored. That was the man upstairs looking out for him big time. Had he not be dicking around flirting on the chat line when he was passing through town...he would have never gotten the test. He ended up getting the test in bingo...99.99999 not his.

the kids mom had nothing to say. That same friend is happily married now wife and kids all his and i'm happy for him. He went through alot man. A good man.

[Andy Griffin]

Remember to pull out next time.......It may feel reeeeaaaaaaaalllllly good in the heat of the moment but you need to be smarter than that.

I would get tested while you're at it, Mr. bareback.

Pretty ironic his name is "grab an umbrella"  hahahahahahahaha