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Carrots are the devil
« on: March 17, 2009, 03:50:14 PM »
so I was having my lunch today, same thing I have everyday Turkey sandwich with carrots on the side when about 15 minutes later my eyes swelled up and I had a vicious allergic reaction, I had to rush to the medicentre and they gave me a needle of something that almost knocked me out, now I'm lying in the medcentre feeling like shit, I move that we exterminate all carrots from the face of the earth  >:(

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 03:54:30 PM »
I like carrots

I prefer them raw.

Much more tasty

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 04:14:52 PM »
I like carrots

I prefer them raw.

Much more tasty
Me too. I get those already peeled ones in the bag and have some for lunch and dinner. It helps me think I'm getting enough vegetables. 

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 04:26:58 PM »
Me too. I get those already peeled ones in the bag and have some for lunch and dinner. It helps me think I'm getting enough vegetables. 
dip em in peanut butter  ;D
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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 04:27:48 PM »
so I was having my lunch today, same thing I have everyday Turkey sandwich with carrots on the side when about 15 minutes later my eyes swelled up and I had a vicious allergic reaction, I had to rush to the medicentre and they gave me a needle of something that almost knocked me out, now I'm lying in the medcentre feeling like shit, I move that we exterminate all carrots from the face of the earth  >:(
see what happens when you put them in youre mouth instead of youre ass  ;D
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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 04:29:07 PM »
It helps me think I'm getting enough vegetables. 

hahaha

been there  :D

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2009, 04:29:50 PM »
Roasted carrots are great  :o

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 04:30:08 PM »
Meltcarrodown.

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 04:30:41 PM »
dip em in peanut butter  ;D
That's so crazy, it just might work!   :)

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2009, 04:37:52 PM »
That's so crazy, it just might work!   :)
my kids love em works with apples and celary as well, sometimes you have to think of ways to get them to eat there veggies ,
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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2009, 04:42:54 PM »
So you're "lying in the 'medcentre' feeling like shit," all the while posting on Getbig..  ::)

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2009, 04:46:47 PM »
So you're "lying in the 'medcentre' feeling like shit," all the while posting on Getbig..  ::)
dont be stupid hes on get big so he is a doctor hes in his office treating himself ;D
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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2009, 04:57:07 PM »
dont be stupid hes on get big so he is a doctor hes in his office treating himself ;D
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Ag2's obviously got his own treatment center on his own private island like most Getbiggers, sorry, I wasn't thinking.

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2009, 05:37:31 PM »
You sound like one of those weak genetically inferior kids that are allergic to peanuts, chocolate, shrimp and other delicious foods of the world... suck to be you.

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2009, 05:38:49 PM »
Me too. I get those already peeled ones in the bag and have some for lunch and dinner. It helps me think I'm getting enough vegetables. 
But your a monkey you don't eat carrots. ;D

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2009, 05:42:51 PM »
so I was having my lunch today, same thing I have everyday Turkey sandwich with carrots on the side when about 15 minutes later my eyes swelled up and I had a vicious allergic reaction, I had to rush to the medicentre and they gave me a needle of something that almost knocked me out, now I'm lying in the medcentre feeling like shit, I move that we exterminate all carrots from the face of the earth  >:(

substitute penis for carrot and you tell the truth..
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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 05:50:12 PM »
Brutal waiting till you're 30 years old to eat a carrot.  ::)  WTF have you never had a carrot before?  Question: Was there alfalfa on the sandwich?  If there was some on it I bet that is what you were allergic to. 

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »
so I was having my lunch today, same thing I have everyday Turkey sandwich with carrots on the side when about 15 minutes later my eyes swelled up and I had a vicious allergic reaction, I had to rush to the medicentre and they gave me a needle of something that almost knocked me out, now I'm lying in the medcentre feeling like shit, I move that we exterminate all carrots from the face of the earth  >:(

And still posting on Getbig.....hard-motha-fucking-core!
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Carrots are the devil
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 06:00:31 PM »
And still posting on Getbig.....hard-motha-fucking-core!

maybe he has the "mobile" version of getbig on his pink iphone  ;)
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