Author Topic: PLAZMOSIS TESTIMONIALS (Read 6478 times)

jon cole · « **Reply #50 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:22:15 AM »

"even chuck norris take plazmosis".

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #51 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:23:11 AM »

Quote from: jon cole on March 20, 2009, 03:22:15 AM

"even chuck norris take plazmosis".

Plazmosis is actually the fluid that encased Chuck Norris in Utero.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #52 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:24:18 AM »

" This Plazmosis trend is no different then the magic stick that made me a fortune back in the good ole dayz"

------Vince Vissy

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #53 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:25:27 AM »

"Even the chubby kids look sexy thanks to Plazmosis" - Mr Canada

jon cole · « **Reply #54 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:26:49 AM »

"the secret formula of plazmosis come from a 300 years old shaolin monk living in the bronx."

webcake · « **Reply #55 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:27:06 AM »

"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the energy to throw more and more shit around the gym"

--------Branch Warren (Bad ass)

TechnoViking · « **Reply #56 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:27:09 AM »

"Guys I'm afraid to break it to ya but Plazmosis is just a few Bob Bowls grind-ed down into a fine powder"

----------------Firehouse Management

jon cole · « **Reply #57 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:28:23 AM »

"c.i.a create plazmosis"

webcake · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:29:43 AM »

"Since creating Plasmosis, my waist has grown even more and i know have the arms of a 160lb kid. Why wouldn't you buy this shit?!"

-----King Kamali (Top IFBB pro and uncrowned Mr Olympia)

webcake · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:31:38 AM »

"Morz money in da bonk"

-----Silvio Samuel

TechnoViking · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:32:53 AM »

Quote from: jon cole on March 20, 2009, 03:28:23 AM

"c.i.a create plazmosis"

"Here is the Top 5 recent creations of the CIA"

1. Email
2. Myspace
3. Facebook
4. Twitter
5. Plazmosis

-----------George Bush Sr.

jon cole · « **Reply #61 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:34:57 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on March 20, 2009, 03:32:53 AM

"Here is the Top 5 recent creations of the CIA"

1. Email
2. Myspace
3. Facebook
4. Twitter
5. Plazmosis

-----------George Bush Sr.

older creation are:
-aids.
-crack.
-getbig.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #62 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:36:13 AM »

"If I only knew about Plazmosis earlier in my career, I could have ran all month long"

-------------David Goggins

DK II · « **Reply #63 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:37:00 AM »

Quote from: jon cole on March 20, 2009, 03:34:57 AM

older creation are:
-aids.
-crack.
-getbig.

CIA = getbig

TechnoViking · « **Reply #64 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:37:45 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on March 20, 2009, 03:36:13 AM

"If I only knew about Plazmosis earlier in my career, I could have ran all month long"

-------------David Goggins

"Thats what I used"

----------Forest Gump

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #65 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:38:06 AM »

"I can hit the baseball better with this stuff. Give me my money back Victor!" - AROD

DK II · « **Reply #66 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:40:53 AM »

"If PLAZMOSIS had been invented 25 years ago, i wouldn't have had to put my daughter into the cellar"

--------- Josef Fritzl

webcake · « **Reply #67 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:42:55 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on March 20, 2009, 03:40:53 AM

"If PLAZMOSIS had been invented 25 years ago, i wouldn't have had to put my daughter into the cellar"

--------- Josef Fritzl

"Since taking Plazmosis, i was able to father seven other children with my daughter. Why buy viagra?!"

---------Josef Fritzl

TechnoViking · « **Reply #68 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:44:42 AM »

"Plazmosis and Meth is the only reason I want to live today"

----------------The symbol known as Rormano

webcake · « **Reply #69 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:47:25 AM »

"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the confidence to admit that i am a raging homosexual with a penchant for teh black pole"

---------Steve Blechman (rich gay schmoe)

TechnoViking · « **Reply #70 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:47:41 AM »

"The kids really seem to dig Plazmosis pops instead of his sugary sister Totsie"

-------Vince Basiline

DK II · « **Reply #71 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:48:18 AM »

"PLAZMOSIS turned me into the world class bodybuilder i am today" ------- Shari "King" Kamali

DK II · « **Reply #72 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:49:00 AM »

"Plazmosis turns you into a flotsam jetsam" ----Vince Basile, inventor of Plazmosis.

jon cole · « **Reply #73 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:56:08 AM »

but at the pinnacle of the success rumor began:

"plazmosis is antisemit "

"plazmosis can cause testicle cancer"

"plazmosis is made with tibetan monk hair"

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #74 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:59:01 AM »

"If it weren't for Plazmosis Will wouldn't fit." Matt T