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technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« on: March 20, 2009, 01:01:53 AM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on March 19, 2009, 11:50:35 PM
You just got back from Walmat
and bought yourself a 12 GAUGE

Hunting deer is not in your future
For you are ready to turn the PAGE

You stick the barrel down your throat
and pray to the God's ABOVE

When all of a sudden lightning strikes
And you remembered what it was like to LOVE


"The Love for the Iron is forever"...








 8) 8) :D :D
funny as hell
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 01:27:30 AM »
why thanks ;) It almost sounds like an Animal pak add :D
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 01:47:12 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 01:44:44 AM
well.. I'm a get bigger.. and I really cant say I love the iron all that much.. and I think god is a prick.. so.. does that mean I have to off myself?

if so... will a 9mm work.. or do I really have to run to wall mart?

and.. why do I need to shove the barrel down my throat? that sounds awfully uncomfortable.

on second thought.. what if I were to simply overdose on something... at least then I would look presentable at my funeral.. ya know what I mean?

let me know...





I left out "Animal pak" on purpose :-\
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 01:52:52 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 01:44:44 AM
well.. I'm a get bigger.. and I really cant say I love the iron all that much.. and I think god is a prick.. so.. does that mean I have to off myself?

if so... will a 9mm work.. or do I really have to run to wall mart?

and.. why do I need to shove the barrel down my throat? that sounds awfully uncomfortable.

on second thought.. what if I were to simply overdose on something... at least then I would look presentable at my funeral.. ya know what I mean?

let me know...


stats say 5% of non weapon assisted suicides fail  :(

besides suicide is an awful thing  :D

love iron and your body will love you back
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 01:58:37 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 01:50:50 AM
I have to say.. you've completely lost me.

What you were reading was a Getbig "Animal Pak" ad...Written of course by me...
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 01:59:52 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 01:56:47 AM
hilarious... the *iron* will obliterate your joints. if anything.. your body will consistently remind you you're an asshole.



swimming ??? ;D
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 02:21:53 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 02:12:12 AM
well thats really cute.. I almost KILLED myself.. I'm sitting here with a gun in my hand because you had a creative tingle in unmentionable places.

jesus.. fucking... christ.

And yet many here on GEtbig would have thought (if you did it)it was just because the massive amounts of acne that afflicted your greasy body....It for sure would have been our mistake James...WE are all glad you cleared that up...
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 02:44:06 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 02:27:28 AM
i wouldn't go that far.. you may be glad.. but dont speak for all of getbig.

Narcissism is a bitch isn't it... :-\
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 02:58:32 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 02:45:34 AM
bro.. here is a comforting thought.. I am slowly smoking myself to death  :)

in fact I'm off to have one now...

Have you tried Plazmosis? I hear it really works wonders...
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2009, 03:00:12 AM »
"Because of Plazmosis, I was able to get away from the dirty grapefruit and move on to a more productive life"


                                                            -----------------kai Greenery
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Re: technoviking speaks the truth about all getbigers
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2009, 03:11:14 AM »
Quote from: james001 on March 20, 2009, 03:04:00 AM
I've never heard of plazmosis? what is it?

See  "Plazomosis testimonials" thread ;)
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