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I would pick RonPaulFan, probably because me an him are so much alike my folks would just think "damn, he's gotten pale"
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I didn't think about it at first, but you're definitely be a getbigger I would feel comfortable with in that situation.
My parents would be like "Glad to see you're finally growing some after all that time in the gym. Also, you're hitting the tanning beds to much."