And what makes you think I'm the actor, fingerfuck?
Hehe. Fingerfuck ... that's actually pretty good. I've not heard that one before

You're talking about Aunt Bea, Howard and Goober, and you're talking about Matlock, too.
Come on, darlin. Be a big boy and admit you screwed up. Griffin ain't
Griffith.
I do applaud your knowledge of the show otherwise, though. It was great (and I'm not just saying that because I probably live within two hours' drive of made-up Mayberry). It certainly didn't hurt little Ronnie's career -- and I don't mean our beloved Mr. RDC
