''Oi Eggroll!''
You are an over-educated 27 year old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags.
Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I'd look down too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars... Toad.
Has anyone here seen 'The bridges of Madison county'? Yeah, it's a borderline chick flick, I know, but it's a great movie and CE is awesome in it, even though he doesn't play a tough guy role.
