Author Topic: Keith Jones (Read 15217 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:14:36 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that his gravitational pull is making him the center of the Milky Way.

Keith Jones is so fat that scientist mounted a particle accelerator around his waist.

The Master · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:20:00 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he has become an object of study in astrophysics.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:21:39 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he is second only to China in Carbon Emissions.

The Master · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:23:17 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 22, 2009, 11:21:39 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that he is second only to China in Carbon Emissions.

Keith Jones is the so fat that his farting has become a threat to the atmosphere.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #29 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:23:48 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that his tear ducts are being dammed and turbines are being built to supply power to his Island.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:25:29 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he uses a $200k keyboard with keys made of over turned dumpster boxes.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:26:44 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat he pays Mexicans to clear coat his toe nails with polyurethane.

HTexan · « **Reply #32 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:28:17 PM »

damn lol

saucetradomous · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:30:58 PM »

welcome back debussey.. I see you are making up for the missed posts in your absence.

ozman · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:34:28 PM »

you blokes suck

Keith has actually done things in his life

the guy gets overweight and you wanna rag on him

what have you done ?

saucetradomous · « **Reply #35 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:36:26 PM »

Quote from: ozman on March 22, 2009, 11:34:28 PM

you blokes suck

Keith has actually done things in his life

the guy gets overweight and you wanna rag on him

what have you done ?

Keith is a good guy but around here fat peoples lack of willpower will not be tolerated.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #36 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:37:26 PM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on March 22, 2009, 11:36:26 PM

Keith is a good guy but around here fat peoples lack of willpower will not be tolerated.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAAH

The Master · « **Reply #37 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:38:02 PM »

Quote from: ozman on March 22, 2009, 11:34:28 PM

I think Keith Jones is a fat fuck!

Keith Jones is so fat that when his belly makes hunger sounds, radars pick it up as explosions from space

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #38 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:39:40 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:38:02 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that when his belly makes hunger sounds, radars pick it up as explosions from space

Keith Jones is so fat that he tried the keto diet and his stomach rumbled and local scientists were puzzled by the odd seismic activity.

The Master · « **Reply #39 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:40:46 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 22, 2009, 11:39:40 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that he tried the keto diet and his stomach rumbled and local scientists were puzzled by the odd seismic activity.

Keith Jones is so fat that when he falls over and rolls down the street like a bowling ball, he creates massive earthquakes.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #40 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:40:46 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that when he falls over and rolls down the street like a bowling ball, he creates massive earthquakes.

Keith Jones is so fat that native Hawaiian people leave food at the base of his stomach thinking he is a god.

HTexan · « **Reply #41 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:42:57 PM »

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #42 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:44:35 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that the local auditor had to higher extra staff to help survey and plot his land (body).

The Master · « **Reply #43 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:45:24 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that his only realistic sex partner is a volcano.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #44 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:47:18 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:45:24 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that his only realistic sex partner is a volcano.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH

Keith Jones is so fat that he tried to rape a women but she curled herself into a ball and avoided being crushed by hiding in his urethra.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #45 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:49:01 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he played a body double for the volcano in the movie 'Dantes Peak'.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #46 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:50:49 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he envies Manuel Uribes will power.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #47 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:51:41 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he caused Hawaii to sink.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #48 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:52:38 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he got an ear infection, and the Dr. had to backwards repel down his ear canal to investigate.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #49 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:53:02 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:45:24 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that his only realistic sex partner is a volcano.

I had a shitty week but that made me laugh my ass off as i sit here in a hospitial

Only Debussey