Author Topic: Keith Jones (Read 15273 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #50 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:53:20 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that the 30 second posting rule doesn't apply to threads making fun of him.

The Master · « **Reply #51 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:54:15 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that Hawaiis resturant and fast food business grew by 10^6% when he moved to the Island.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #52 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:54:15 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that Hawaiis resturant and fast food business grew by 10^6% when he moved to the Island.

Keith Jones is so fat that he literally consumes half of Hawaii's GDP.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #53 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:57:07 PM »

Keith Jones is so fat that legally he must have a marine grade blower and flame arrester installed in his pants to prevent explosions.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #54 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:01:14 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that the toxic run off from his showers kills huge wild life populations.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #55 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:02:07 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that you could come up with an infinite amount of "Keith Jones is so fat" posts.

The Master · « **Reply #56 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:04:30 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that his skin is perpetually covered with sugah and bread crumbs

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #57 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:04:44 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat he has to vote absentee cause he can't leave his bed.

titusisback · « **Reply #58 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:06:46 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat he makes BJ Penn look ripped... when in reality, it was actually GSP that ripped BJ another one

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #59 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:08:39 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat he has a George Foreman grill in every room for cooking pork conveniently.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #60 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:09:51 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that the mob used his belly button for many years as a body disposal pit.

The Master · « **Reply #61 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:13:07 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he ate MeatLoaf as a mistake when he was hungry at a concert.

The Master · « **Reply #62 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:15:28 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he befriended Anna Nicole Smith to gain access to her fridge.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #63 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:48:48 AM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 22, 2009, 11:16:35 PM

Indeed they are. I'm a Mercedes man myself, didn't you once mention owning a 300D? What a car...

300 TE

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #64 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:52:34 AM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on March 22, 2009, 11:10:12 PM

Keith Jones is so fat that he eats homeless dogs for snacks.

LOL

littleguns · « **Reply #65 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:02:24 AM »

Debussey is gayer than Clay Aiken's Mazda Miata

Not put this shit to rest!

onlyme · « **Reply #66 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:35:45 AM »

Come one guys some of these are okay but most boring and unimaginative. And I when I drove my 67 convertible Firebird I got more looks from more people in that. Alot of thumbs up from people. It just looked nice. The 935 was a head turner. The Japs loved it when I was would drive in Waikiki. They would take pics of it while I was at stop light. Now people take pics of me cause they can't believe I can walk.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #67 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:41:44 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 23, 2009, 07:35:45 AM

Come one guys some of these are okay but most boring and unimaginative. And I when I drove my 67 convertible Firebird I got more looks from more people in that. Alot of thumbs up from people. It just looked nice. The 935 was a head turner. The Japs loved it when I was would drive in Waikiki. They would take pics of it while I was at stop light. Now people take pics of me cause they can't believe I can walk.

Wow. Sweet rides.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #68 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:42:03 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on March 23, 2009, 07:35:45 AM

Come one guys some of these are okay but most boring and unimaginative. And I when I drove my 67 convertible Firebird I got more looks from more people in that. Alot of thumbs up from people. It just looked nice. The 935 was a head turner. The Japs loved it when I was would drive in Waikiki. They would take pics of it while I was at stop light. Now people take pics of me cause they can't believe I can walk.

Awesome car man. I know a lot of people keep asking you this, but how's the diet going? Although I've done my fair share of bashing I really do wish that you end up well.

2ND COMING · « **Reply #69 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:44:01 AM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 22, 2009, 11:26:44 PM

Keith Jones is so fat he pays Mexicans to clear coat his toe nails with polyurethane.

lmao

onlyme · « **Reply #70 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:52:57 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 23, 2009, 07:41:44 AM

Wow. Sweet rides.

My first car in Hawaii was the Bronco. I liked it and had alot of fun in it but it had no guts. I got it stuck in a hole while driving in low tide out by Alan Davies in Hawaii. It was a lava shelf. The tide started coming in and was getting wet. I had to call a tow truck and he walked a cable out to pull me out. It was 4wd but that didn't do shit. I was with a friend and we were thinking the truck was going under. My Jeep was my funnest car there. I liked just driving and pulling over and jumping in the water to go diving or kayaking. Kept my dive stuff in the truck always. I lived in a condo and I couldn't get kayak in the elevator so I would lower a rope I bought and tied it on the front and have to pull the kayak up 6 floor outside my lanai and pull it in. I had hangers on my living room wall to put the kayak. It was funny watching people watch me pull the kayak up the side of the building into my condo. If I sat in the thing now it would be under water.

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 23, 2009, 07:42:03 AM

Awesome car man. I know a lot of people keep asking you this, but how's the diet going? Although I've done my fair share of bashing I really do wish that you end up well.

I am doing good. I am up and about everyday and keeping busy. I feel a whole better than I did just a year ago. Going really slow at this but I am at least getting better everyday. I love it that a few on here are so possessed with me. Kind of makes me feel all tingly inside.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #71 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:52:36 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat he wears ford bronco's as shoes.

"I had to call a tow truck and he walked a cable out to pull me out." -Keith

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #72 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:43:40 AM »

Kiss my ass you fat bastard

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #73 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:47:57 AM »

That's not Serena Williams

Sam · « **Reply #74 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:51:38 AM »

HAHA Dare I say it but Vince has better calves than Jonny Jackson.