Seven Taliban Terrorists Killed By Tragicomic Clumsiness

[headhuntersix]

from the realm of the milblogs

As our president would say, "It's like the Special Olympics or something."

A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.


Seven terrorists killed. When bombmakers blow themselves up, they call it scoring an "own goal."

I think this is the world's first recorded instance of an "own touchdown." With the point after.

Parting from your limbs is such sweet sorrow

[Eyeball Chambers]

cool 

[240 is Back]

hahahahaha nice one

[Dos Equis]

lol.  Good riddance. 

[Eyeball Chambers]

"Boooooooooooom mutha fuckassss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *In a McLovin Voice*

[Dan-O]

Hahahaha.  Poetic justice is served.  Do the suicide bombers still get their 72 virgins if they don't blow up any innocent victims???

[Eyeball Chambers]

Hahahaha.  Poetic justice is served.  Do the suicide bombers still get their 72 virgins if they don't blow up any innocent victims???

In the case of blowing yourself up accidentally you get 72 women in their sixties.

[Fury]

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[George Whorewell]

When a female suicide bomber kills herself, does she get 72 virgin males, or does she just get raped by other dead suicide bombers waiting for new cooch to show up in "Heaven"?

[headhuntersix]

Hey GW..next time i have to sit through some BS cultural awarness class, can I use that. Priceless....

[George Whorewell]

LOL- You would think someone would have asked the question by now in light of the fact that there are an increasing number of female suicide bombers these days.

[Deicide]

Secular scholarship has shown that it is not 72 virgins but rare, white raisins which are being referred to.

Christoph Luxenberg's book, Die Syro-Aramaische Lesart des Koran, available only in German, came out just over a year ago, but has already had an enthusiastic reception, particularly among those scholars with a knowledge of several Semitic languages at Princeton, Yale, Berlin, Potsdam, Erlangen, Aix-en-Provence, and the Oriental Institute in Beirut.

Luxenberg tries to show that many obscurities of the Koran disappear if we read certain words as being Syriac and not Arabic. We cannot go into the technical details of his methodology but it allows Luxenberg, to the probable horror of all Muslim males dreaming of sexual bliss in the Muslim hereafter, to conjure away the wide-eyed houris promised to the faithful in suras XLIV.54; LII.20, LV.72, and LVI.22. Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens or houris.

[Dan-O]

Hahahahaha...  Kor-owned!!!

[tonymctones]

When a female suicide bomber kills herself, does she get 72 virgin males, or does she just get raped by other dead suicide bombers waiting for new cooch to show up in "Heaven"?

hahah i never thought about that hahahahahahahah LOL awesome....

[w8tlftr]

Odd.... no nutbag comments from getbig's own durka durak apologist.

Hello, Samson?