Author Topic: Sham Wow Guy! (Read 4685 times)

DeketheCreep · « **on:** March 27, 2009, 04:15:01 PM »

Arrested!! haaaaahaha
The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one
http://www.tmz.com/

dr.chimps · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM »

Was she a German pro? 'Cause ya know the Germans make good stuff.

/are ya following me, camera guy?

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:18:16 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM

Was she a German pro? 'Cause ya know the Germans make good stuff.

/are ya following me, camera guy?

He said "wow" every time.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:20:46 PM »

You know you're gonna be spending 20 large on hookers, every month. It sells itself!

/could be here all night

arce1988 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:26:17 PM »

Sham Ow Guy

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:29:20 PM »

what is with the fukking headset???

Hereford · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:37:01 PM »

Looks like Beavis is all grown up.

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:38:17 PM »

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa oh man i just spit out my tea laughing

dr.chimps · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:40:00 PM »

Here he is. Courtesy SMG.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:40:28 PM »

Quote from: Hereford on March 27, 2009, 04:37:01 PM

Looks like Beavis is all grown up.

Shut up, bunghole!!!!

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:03:49 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:40:00 PM

Here he is. Courtesy SMG.

whoaaaa he's coked out of his mind there dude!!
haaahaahh

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:07:45 PM »

Quote from: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 05:03:49 PM

whoaaaa he's coked out of his mind there dude!!
haaahaahh

Looks like he is wearing PJ's under that coat. Jeebus, what a fukking retard.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:25:24 PM »

"kissing a hooker?" doesnt he get it, you get a hooker b/c you DONT want to kiss. dipshit.

Nasty Nate · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:26:39 PM »

hahaha hilarious

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:32:26 PM »

What a maroon!

gordiano · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:33:21 PM »

That mothafucka looks like E.T.:

gordiano · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:35:18 PM »

His fucking last name is Shlomi? Great fucking porn star name.

Harry Shlomi.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 27, 2009, 04:38:17 PM

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa oh man i just spit out my tea laughing

Hhahahaha I keep getting this image in my head of an asian gold digger bitch biting his tongue, it's like a Tarantino movie.