Onlyme: Also known as OnlyMen, OnlySemen. A 600 pound whale with solid debating power. His main arguments = centered around his own accomplishments, which includes sitting next to Jonsey from the police academy once in 1987, talking to Stallone once, painting houses and bulking up to 600 pounds. When you engage in a heated discussion with him, prepare to have your self image degraded because his arguments will simply be to use his own accomplishments to show how much better he is than you. He always succeeds in being better than you in his own mind, but whenever he = going to the toilet he has severe issues hitting the toilet bowl due to the size of his ass, and he probably needs help wiping his own ass.
He is in perfect health according to himself, even though he = about 600 pounds.