Earl1972: Also known as Hurl1972 and Hurl Garbaldo. He was a virgin until a few years ago (a 30+ year old virgin). From Pittsburg, and a pretty goofy acting character. Has a severe man-crush on Kevin Levrone, and while obviously not very bright, his persistence when marching forward fueled by his own convictions (which are many, since his dull brain tends to see the world in "black and white", like The Coach) = impressive. In this regard, he = a lot like "The Coach" in that he = pretty dull, yet incredible persistent when acting on his own dull interpretation of the world. For "The Coach", this has probably been his key to success in life, as has mastered a simple profession (PT) that does not require much behind the ears, and using his persistence to learn other simple things (like simple marketing and writing business plans), and then work 15 hour days until he = blue in the face, and thereby becoming somewhat successful. For Hurl, it = not sure how this "dull and incredibly persistent" characteristic has manifested itself in real-life success, but we do know that this worker-bee has shown incredible persistence in dealing with his Getbig nemesis 1 (Sucky) and Getbig nemesis 2 (The now defunct Vikingpower) over the years.
What's know about him is that his family has a family gathering every christmas, where they have dinner. Given his below average intellect and persistence, it = probable that his family = also somewhat similar, making his family a pretty close knit family which base their interaction and emotional affection for each other little on intellectual companionship, and more on the "persistent loyal stable moron" model, just like dogs can have affection for each other all their lives without grasping a thing about the world. This close knit family have probably helped sustain Hurl Garbaldo throughout the years when he was not getting affection in an intimate relationship.
