I looked at female muscle porn on my iPhone in church today

[Tre]

Iphones are gay as hell, but that was pretty fucking cool, by any standard. 

Thanks, iPhone! 

[240 is Back]

Did you get a stiffy while sitting in the Pew?

[ManBearPig...]

What's blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, neon and red?

A black woman going to church.

Man, what is with those outfits?

[clued-up]

well done...

[jehwit]

Iphones are gay as hell, but that was pretty fucking cool, by any standard. 

Thanks, iPhone! 

You are in jeopardy of falling under Satan the Devil's authority.  Repent now, the Day of Judgement is at hand.

[Andy Griffin]

What's blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, neon and red?

A black woman going to church.

Man, what is with those outfits?

I thought I had heard every joke of this sort.  Thank you for proving me wrong, and for making me laugh.

[The Nub Monster]

What's blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, neon and red?

A black woman going to church.

Man, what is with those outfits?

  What more do you expect from a race which lacks upper brain function?

[Tre]

Did you get a stiffy while sitting in the Pew?

I often do, but not today...was too afraid of getting caught! lol 

[jehwit]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN REPORTED!!

[Tre]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN REPORTED!!

To god, the pope, or the mormon prophet? 

[Andy Griffin]

To god, the pope, or the mormon prophet? 

Probably to iPhone for some unspecified copyright violation.   

[The Nub Monster]

To god, the pope, or the mormon prophet? 

I would guess at the latter, however in all seriousness it may have been reported to a much higher authority!

Jehwit stop banging the decency drum, take off the political correctness hat and return to rimming your mother at once.

[QuakerOats]

 

[The Nub Monster]

Expected nothing less from a jew.

Seconded!

[jehwit]

Expected nothing less from a jew.

RACIST: an individual who views himself as a failure, and seeks to blame others in lieu of assuming the responsibility for the failure. 

Feeling a little angry at life, little guy?

[Tre]

LOVE an ass like that.

[chaos]

RACIST: an individual who views himself as a failure, and seeks to blame others in lieu of assuming the responsibility for the failure. 

Feeling a little angry at life, little guy?

Jews aren't a race, they are a religion.

Failure=you.

[jehwit]

Jews aren't a race, they are a religion.

Failure=you.

Wrong. Judaism is a religion.  However, an indiviual like yourself, who feels disenfranchised and needs to blame others to feel any semblance of self esteem, would be unable to make the distinction. 

[Tre]

Screw you all...I love being black, guilt-free, and Jewish! 

[chaos]

Wrong. Judaism is a religion.  However, an indiviual like yourself, who feels disenfranchised and needs to blame others to feel any semblance of self esteem, would be unable to make the distinction. 

Say what you want, race=color, jew=belief, if you can't tell the difference, you must be black.

[Andy Griffin]

Screw you all...I love being black, guilt-free, and Jewish! 

[EwaBeachBoy]

Tre, the path to hell is close.

Are you proud to do that in a house of prayer and worship?

Repent, brother!

Youre a good guy Tre....dont stoop to this, ok?

[BIG_STI]

Who's that whore? I'd knock the hell out of it.

[Tre]

Tre, the path to hell is close.

Are you proud to do that in a house of prayer and worship?

Repent, brother!

Youre a good guy Tre....dont stoop to this, ok?

Thanks for the kind words, but...

I'm meaner than a rattlesnake, but do nice things just to keep favor with God...just in case he exists. 

Oh, I'll also act nice if I think it'll help me out with a particular woman. 

[bigdumbbell]

best thread title   lol