Author Topic: my dream came true today.... (Read 4449 times)

mogulgangi · « **on:** March 31, 2009, 12:19:14 PM »

i walking to my car after a brutal chest work out today...im talkin about everyone wanted to be me kinda work out... i had so much energy from my starbucks coffee ....as i was walking to my car, a skinny kid screamed out his car while passing me "STEROIDS!!"......

i felt like my life was complete at the moment....

never have i felt so accomplished in my life.....why do i feel so great...

cuz im not of the juice....

yes.....

thank god ...

thank you stupid skinny losers of the world.....

QuakerOats · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:21:56 PM »

"cuz i'm not of the juice"? sounds like you should have been "of" 3rd grade English class.

DK II · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:23:33 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 31, 2009, 12:21:56 PM

"cuz i'm not of the juice"? sounds like you should have been "of" 3rd grade English class.

Are you saying "mogulgangi" is not WASP?

lovemonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:24:06 PM »

Would you be so kind to post that retarded kid's video again? You know, the "dynamite" idiot?

mogulgangi · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM »

"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS

lovemonkey · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:33:43 PM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM

"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS

Hilarious, thanks.

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:00:22 PM »

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2009, 09:39:49 PM »

Nice somersault and flip in the video

Dballn247 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:18:10 PM »

Excellent spinkicks, about as high as the voice pitch.

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:48:34 PM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:19:14 PM

i walking to my car after a brutal chest work out today...im talkin about everyone wanted to be me kinda work out... i had so much energy from my starbucks coffee ....as i was walking to my car, a skinny kid screamed out his car while passing me "STEROIDS!!"......

i felt like my life was complete at the moment....

never have i felt so accomplished in my life.....why do i feel so great...

cuz im not of the juice....

yes.....

thank god ...

thank you stupid skinny losers of the world.....

so this was your first time to hear this??.. every time i enter any gym for the 1st time i hear this from ppl who don't know me.. specially little kids who are still new and don't know a lot

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:04:18 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 31, 2009, 12:21:56 PM

"cuz i'm not of the juice"? sounds like you should have been "of" 3rd grade English class.

I seriously feel like you are the "government" and you "regulate" the claims made on this board. Like I've said, if you ever come through atlanta, beers are on me.

gordiano · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:08:02 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM

"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS

Wow...the white Vince Goodrum....

He's 23 and he sounds like he's 11. I guess his balls haven't dropped yet....

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:36:28 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM

"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS

That cant be for real,Ive seen it before and I mean,fuck it,that cant be serioius

kiwiol · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:49:28 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM

"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS

That's not Jason Bourne

DK II · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:24:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on April 01, 2009, 01:49:28 AM

That's not Jason Bourne

Don't make fun of people with downs syndrome.

Is that guy for real?

calfzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:25:31 AM »

Nice man. You got the approval of 14yo boys now you just need an attractive female to notice you have muscles and then the real fun may begin.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:39:24 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:26:54 PM

"not on da juice".....GODDAMIT IM EXCITED ....YESSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:44:15 AM »

Why does he spell story....storie?

Also, I like at the end when he has the red shirt on, the two girls in the background don't even look at him while he's posing.....hahaha, brutal failed attempt at getting attention.

DK II · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:45:10 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 06:44:15 AM

Why does he spell story....storie?

Also, I like at the end when he has the red shirt on, the two girls in the background don't even look at him while he's posing.....hahaha, brutal failed attempt at getting attention.

well, it's obvious he's a retard, no?

chainsaw · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:49:51 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on March 31, 2009, 12:19:14 PM

i walking to my car after a brutal chest work out today...im talkin about everyone wanted to be me kinda work out... i had so much energy from my starbucks coffee ....as i was walking to my car, a skinny kid screamed out his car while passing me "STEROIDS!!"......

i felt like my life was complete at the moment....

never have i felt so accomplished in my life.....why do i feel so great...

cuz im not of the juice....

yes.....

thank god ...

thank you stupid skinny losers of the world.....

I know exactly how you feel. I get the same feelings when I'm out walking shopping back to my car and a car-ful of girls whistle or yell to me, or when lady does a double take when I walk by her.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:54:56 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 01, 2009, 06:45:10 AM

well, it's obvious he's a retard, no?

Scary huh? He's operating a motor vehicle too..... $:-\$ US drivers license laws are a joke.

DK II · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:57:30 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 06:54:56 AM

Scary huh? He's operating a motor vehicle too..... $:-\$ US drivers license laws are a joke.

seems like it, but here in germany we have a boom in african drivers lately, and the drive like shit. Today i had this african woman brake to a full stop because i was standing at the side of the road. She probably thought i wanted to cross, but without paying attention to the traffic behind her she just breaked to a full stop.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:00:33 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 01, 2009, 06:57:30 AM

seems like it, but here in germany we have a boom in african drivers lately, and the drive like shit. Today i had this african woman brake to a full stop because i was standing at the side of the road. She probably thought i wanted to cross, but without paying attention to the traffic behind her she just breaked to a full stop.

haha, German drivers are damn good. they take it very seriously. I remember something about them not having cup holders in their cars and when asked about it they responded with a "what the hell do you mean? you should focus when driving" Over here you will see someone drinking a soda, talking on their cell phone and screwing with the radio or nav system, weaving in and out of traffic at 90mph.... and people are shocked when they have an accident! $:-\$

lovemonkey · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:01:24 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 01, 2009, 06:57:30 AM

seems like it, but here in germany we have a boom in african drivers lately, and the drive like shit. Today i had this african woman brake to a full stop because i was standing at the side of the road. She probably thought i wanted to cross, but without paying attention to the traffic behind her she just breaked to a full stop.

Wiggs approved.

the anabolic mon · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:03:28 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 01, 2009, 06:54:56 AM

Scary huh? He's operating a motor vehicle too..... $:-\$ US drivers license laws are a joke.

You don't need a license to drive, you need a key. No slot for a card to slide in.