Author Topic: THE WATCHTOWER: JEHOVAH'S ORGANIZATION ON EARTH (Read 5518 times)

jehwit · « **on:** March 31, 2009, 01:44:09 PM »

THE MAN MADE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD ARE THE ROAD TO RUIN. CHRISTENDOM IS THE REAL OF SATAN THE DEVIL. THE WATCHTOWER IS JEHOVAH'S ORGANIZATION ON EARTH. THE BIBLE IS THE ILLUMINATION

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:45:19 PM »

your name can spell : jew hit

jehwit · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:46:18 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 31, 2009, 01:45:19 PM

your name can spell : jew hit

JEHovahs's WITness

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:49:27 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on March 31, 2009, 01:46:18 PM

JEHovahs's WITness

pictures or it didn't happen

drkaje · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:52:04 PM »

I didn't know the Jehova's Witless accepted gays.

baker · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:58:43 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on March 31, 2009, 01:44:09 PM

THE MAN MADE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD ARE THE ROAD TO RUIN. CHRISTENDOM IS THE REAL OF SATAN THE DEVIL. THE WATCHTOWER IS JEHOVAH'S ORGANIZATION ON EARTH. THE BIBLE IS THE ILLUMINATION

Why don't Kingdom Hall's have windows? Also The Watchtower is simply a magazine published by The Jehovah's Witnesses. Correct Brother?

brent2741 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:20:49 PM »

man made religion= redundant

tommywishbone · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:23:08 PM »

Hail Satan!

brent2741 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:24:46 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 31, 2009, 08:24:27 PM

Or it could spell: hit jew.

zing

gracie bjj · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:31:45 PM »

the jehovah witness bible has been rewritten to decieve its followers,id steer clear of them of i where yous.they added stuff to the bible as well as left stuff out.they piss off alot of people in my neighborhood by ringing doorbells at 8am on sunday mornings,one guy sicked his german shephard on afew jw,s one morning,i never saw an old ,fat black women run so fast in my life

chaos · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:33:51 PM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on March 31, 2009, 08:31:45 PM

the jehovah witness bible has been rewritten to decieve its followers,id steer clear of them of i where yous.they added stuff to the bible as well as left stuff out.they piss off alot of people in my neighborhood by ringing doorbells at 8am on sunday mornings,one guy sicked his german shephard on afew jw,s one morning,i never saw an old ,fat black women run so fast in my life

One morning a jehwit actually tried to put her foot in the way of the door while my wife slammed it in her face. She screamed out loud and my wife made me look through the glass to make sure she wasn't caught in our door.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:38:18 PM »

When the jw's come to my house, I always invite them in, and ask them to critique my posing routine.

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:42:33 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on March 31, 2009, 01:44:09 PM

THE MAN MADE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD ARE THE ROAD TO RUIN. CHRISTENDOM IS THE REAL OF SATAN THE DEVIL. THE WATCHTOWER IS JEHOVAH'S ORGANIZATION ON EARTH. THE BIBLE IS THE ILLUMINATION. And BODYBUILDING IS THE MUSCLE

Fixed

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2009, 10:01:59 PM »

Quote from: chaos on March 31, 2009, 08:24:27 PM

Or it could spell: hit jew.

Ban this kid for wishing violence upon Yaroni!

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:38:14 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on March 31, 2009, 08:38:18 PM

When the jw's come to my house, I always invite them in, and ask them to critique my posing routine.

As a former JW...I would have been honest with you and what you needed to work on.

drkaje · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:43:53 AM »

What kind of nitwit goes knocking on people's doors during football games?

I ran out of patience with them and any other door to door peddlers years ago.

Eisenherz · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:15:42 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on March 31, 2009, 08:38:18 PM

When the jw's come to my house, I always invite them in, and ask them to critique my posing routine.

Butterbean · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:48:02 AM »

Do they usually send a noob JW w/a seasoned one? I talked to 2 of them a couple summers ago and the young one didn't know anything about some of the scriptures I quoted. I gave her my email and told her to contact me. I think the seasoned JW put the kibash on that because I never heard from her.

BTW, they said they were using a "regular" bible that day. Jehwit and/or SamoanIrishman, how do our bibles differ?

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:29:04 PM »

Quote from: STella on April 08, 2009, 10:48:02 AM

Do they usually send a noob JW w/a seasoned one? I talked to 2 of them a couple summers ago and the young one didn't know anything about some of the scriptures I quoted. I gave her my email and told her to contact me. I think the seasoned JW put the kibash on that because I never heard from her.

BTW, they said they were using a "regular" bible that day. Jehwit and/or SamoanIrishman, how do our bibles differ?

What they meant was "regular" as in most common version vs. King James or religion specific creation (like The Book of Mormon) They actually encourage all (new and seasoned) to go preaching...it is considered a vital part of their worship being that Jesus instructed all his followers to preach the word of God to all. They will always be sure to pair a seasoned person with a new person though. Not getting back to you was probably just a newbie error..lost paper, intimidated ect...who knows.

If you really need an expert on the religion and want to "study" I would call the Kingdom Hall and request a visit from a "Regular Pioneer" or an Elder (though they don't allow men to call on the house of a female alone so he'll probably bring his wife or ask a pioneer to take it up.

Butterbean · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:39:52 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2009, 12:29:04 PM

What they meant was "regular" as in most common version vs. King James or religion specific creation (like The Book of Mormon) They actually encourage all (new and seasoned) to go preaching...it is considered a vital part of their worship being that Jesus instructed all his followers to preach the word of God to all. They will always be sure to pair a seasoned person with a new person though. Not getting back to you was probably just a newbie error..lost paper, intimidated ect...who knows.

If you really need an expert on the religion and want to "study" I would call the Kingdom Hall and request a visit from a "Regular Pioneer" or an Elder (though they don't allow men to call on the house of a female alone so he'll probably bring his wife or ask a pioneer to take it up.

Thanks for all the info but I don't think I'll be contacting them to come to my house. I have enjoyed talking to the few that I have been in contact w/though.

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2009, 12:29:04 PM

What they meant was "regular" as in most common version vs. King James or religion specific creation (like The Book of Mormon)

I'm not sure I understand what you are saying. Do JW's have an extra book like the Book of Mormon?

Why are you a former JW? DOn't answer anything you're not comfortable with.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:53:23 PM »

Quote from: STella on April 08, 2009, 12:39:52 PM

Thanks for all the info but I don't think I'll be contacting them to come to my house. I have enjoyed talking to the few that I have been in contact w/though.

I'm not sure I understand what you are saying. Do JW's have an extra book like the Book of Mormon?

Why are you a former JW? DOn't answer anything you're not comfortable with.

No, they don't have a separate book.

It really had little to do with the religion and more to do with me. I wanted to move in with my GF at the time (big no,no), get tattoo's, smoke weed (I was 22 at the time) ect. There were very few things about the religion itself I disliked. The people were friendly, honest, and had good moral characture and integrity. I topics I did have issues with was-

- birthdays..you couldn't celebrate the birth of your child..a gift from God (per the bible) but you were allowed to celebrate your marriage anniversary.

- if you mess up when baptized you get "disfellowshipped" which mean no one in the religion is allowed to talk to you..even family. So with most, if you make a mistake, you lose your entire family & friend social structure until you are "reinstated" by the elders. Not a hard or long process but usually it takes at least a couple of months of you still showing up to the meetings (2 per week as you can't go to bookstudy that is usually held at a home) and show that you are serious about your repentance. You then write a letter stating your sorry and what you have learned from the discipline and the elders then make a "judgement call" on whether to allow you full rights again.

I do like that they give a monthly report on all contributions (money) that was recieved and what expenditures were incurred and before anything "extra" (like sending money to the other Halls in New Orleans when the hurricane hit) was spent, they would have a vote among the congregation to do so. Most religions never open up financials to their people.

Also, all Elders (usually a group of 5-8 men vs. 1 guy / priest / minister, that are like in a management position over the congregation) are not paid. It's 100% volunteer.

Butterbean · « **Reply #21 on:** April 08, 2009, 12:56:55 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2009, 12:53:23 PM

No, they don't have a separate book.

It really had little to do with the religion and more to do with me. I wanted to move in with my GF at the time (big no,no), get tattoo's, smoke weed (I was 22 at the time) ect. There were very few things about the religion itself I disliked. The people were friendly, honest, and had good moral characture and integrity. I topics I did have issues with was-

- birthdays..you couldn't celebrate the birth of your child..a gift from God (per the bible) but you were allowed to celebrate your marriage anniversary.

- if you mess up when baptized you get "disfellowshipped" which mean no one in the religion is allowed to talk to you..even family. So with most, if you make a mistake, you lose your entire family & friend social structure until you are "reinstated" by the elders. Not a hard or long process but usually it takes at least a couple of months of you still showing up to the meetings (2 per week as you can't go to bookstudy that is usually held at a home) and show that you are serious about your repentance. You then write a letter stating your sorry and what you have learned from the discipline and the elders then make a "judgement call" on whether to allow you full rights again.

Seems kind of controlling....but maybe the "messing up" is messing up really badly in some way? Adultery etc?

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:02:42 PM »

Quote from: STella on April 08, 2009, 12:56:55 PM

Seems kind of controlling....but maybe the "messing up" is messing up really badly in some way? Adultery etc?

Yes major sins..adultry, fornication but not always are they disfellowshipping. Some are privately reproved (meaning they lose certain privilages) if they show repentance. Its when you admit to wrong doing (fornication with your gf) and your not sorry and continue.

They are not quick to just toss people out. It's those that choose not to follow the rules and don't care to modify their lifestyle to be in accordance with bible principles. Like me for example..it's not cause I had sex with my GF..it's cause we moved in and weren't married - consistant & continual disobedience.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:05:28 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 31, 2009, 01:52:04 PM

I didn't know the Jehova's Witless accepted gays.

They do ...in a sense. While it is viewed as a gross sin, you can be gay and be a JW...you will just have to stay "clean" by not engaging in homosexual activity.

I knew a brother that was gay but really kept busy in the religion so as not to "fall into the trap" of a debauched lifestyle...kinda like Nuns basically.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #24 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:17:12 PM »

Also..just to add. With every religion, there are those that are willing to share their beliefs and share their knowledge and then there are those that force, condem, vomit judgement on those and ultimately turn people off not only to that particular religion but to religion as a whole.

JehWit is the latter.

I know 100's of JW and while they are happy to share their knowledge and beliefs, they will NOT scream / vomit their ideals at you. It makes you come across as a zealot and can stumble someone..

JehWit... what do they teach about those who stumble others?? Just something to think about before posting harsh, judgmental comments.