Who will win? Batman vs. Superman vs ?

[kiwiol]

  You people are completely delusional if you think Batman would stand any chance against the Kryptonian. This is a debate as retarded as modern U.S military vs Rome's legions from the time of Cornelius Scipio.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I'm not a full-blown nerd and am only starting to get into the comics now, but I've always been a big fan and thought the same thing - that it's ridiculous to think Batman, who is 100% human, is any match for Superman.

But it's a fictional universe and the whole point of being a super hero is to be able to stand up against enemies much more powerful than you, using every single aid / advantage at your disposal. Batman would not necessarily win, but he wouldn't be a walk in the park for even Superman, who has weaknesses that have and can be exploited, by people with much less skills and resources than Batman.

[suckmymuscle]

I'm not a full-blown nerd and am only starting to get into the comics now, but I've always been a big fan and thought the same thing - that it's ridiculous to think Batman, who is 100% human, is any match for Superman.

But it's a fictional universe and the whole point of being a super hero is to be able to stand up against enemies much more powerful than you, using every single aid / advantage at your disposal. Batman would not necessarily win, but he wouldn't be a walk in the park for even Superman, who has weaknesses that have and can be exploited, by people with much less skills and resources than Batman.

  Hmm.....what weaknesses you speak of? The only one is kyrptonite which doesen't exist on Earth and can't be manufactured synthetically.

  Superman has been defeated and killed, but it happened at the hands of a being even more formidable than himself.

  Yep, I remember it. It was back in 1992. I was a little kid back then. It was a being called "Doomsday" or some shit like that. It was like a Borg version of Superman, which had almost infinite strength and recovery ability and would adapt to anything you used against it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[kiwiol]

  Hmm.....what weaknesses you speak of? The only one is kyrptonite which doesen't exist on Earth and can't be manufactured synthetically.

  Superman has been defeated and killed, but it happened at the hands of a being even more formidable than himself.

  Yep, I remember it. It was back in 1992. I was a little kid back then. It was a being called "Doomsday" or some shit like that. It was like a Borg version of Superman, which had almost infinite strength and recovery ability and would adapt to anything you used against it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

From what I've read in the IMDB boards, Superman gives Batman some Kryptonite "just in case", not to mention he has more weaknesses, like a Red sun (which, of course, Batman has no way of controlling) and mind control. If you read the thread that I linked to, the hardcore fans who've been following the comics for a while discuss the topic in-depth, with some interesting points.

There are guys here who are into it big time, like Man of Steel and mesmorph78, who should chime in.

BTW, the Doomsday saga was actually made into a feature length animation movie and was released in 2007. From what I understand, it's not faithful to the comic, but I saw it first without reading the comic and thought it was nicely done. Check it out if you get the chance. It's called Superman: Doomsday

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0934706/

[suckmymuscle]

From what I've read in the IMDB boards, Superman gives Batman some Kryptonite "just in case", not to mention he has more weaknesses, like a Red sun (which, of course, Batman has no way of controlling) and mind control. If you read the thread that I linked to, the hardcore fans who've been following the comics for a while discuss the topic in-depth, with some interesting points.

There are guys here who are into it big time, like Man of Steel and mesmorph78, who should chime in.

BTW, the Doomsday saga was actually made into a feature length animation movie and was released in 2007. From what I understand, it's not faithful to the comic, but I saw it first without reading the comic and thought it was nicely done. Check it out if you get the chance. It's called Superman: Doomsday

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0934706/

  So the battle is going to take part next to a red sun? What the frack is a red sun anyway? You mean a red giant? And giving Batman kryptonite is cheating. Next to kryptonite, Superman actually becomes like a 90 year old with multiple sclerosis. Sure, Batman would kick Superman's ass if he wears a suit made of kryptonite and has all of his gadgets. But again, kryptonite is much harder to get than Plutonium, so it is a stretch to believe that Batman would have it much less that Superman would give it to him. Luthor only got some because he was lucky a meteorite full of it fell on Earth. The bottom line: without extraordinary circumcstances happening in Batman'sd favor:

  Superman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Batman

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[DK II]

  So the battle is going to take part next to a red sun? What the frack is a red sun anyway? You mean a red giant? And giving Batman kryptonite is cheating. Next to kryptonite, Superman actually becomes like a 90 year old with multiple sclerosis. Sure, Batman would kick Superman's ass if he wears a suit made of kryptonite and has all of his gadgets. But again, kryptonite is much harder to get than Plutonium, so it is a stretch to believe that Batman would have it much less that Superman would give it to him. Luthor only got some because he was lucky a meteorite full of it fell on Earth. The bottom line: without extraordinary circumcstances happening in Batman'sd favor:

  Superman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Batman

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Holy shit, you're such a bad loser.

If you ever had to say: "Cool, Kiwi, thanks for posting the thread, but i think these nerds just don't get it that Superman is not human" i think you would die.

[tommywishbone]

Everyone who post in this thread is gay.

[DK II]

Everyone who post in this thread is gay.

self owning, lol!! 

[kiwiol]

self owning, lol!! 

lol

[225for70]

I know certain animal advocacy groups are monitoring get-big, Supposedly some crazy bastard is going around killing very large dogs (In example, German Shep's) with single blows to the head.

[DK II]

I know certain animal advocacy groups are monitoring get-big, Supposedly some crazy bastard is going around killing very large dogs (In example, German Shep's) with single blows to the head.

lol!!!!

[ironneck]

you are grown man...you make me sick

[Master Blaster]

Batman thinks of EVERYTHING. Hope that helps.

[DK II]

Bruce Wayne is rich, Clark Kent is just a poor reporter.

I think Batman would invite Superman to a nice DVD evening at Wayne Manor, with some nice bitches and lots of food.


Btw, does anyone know how Batman's and Superman's diet looks like? Both are always super-ripped, but all that criminal-hunting must be fucking exhausting.

[kiwiol]

Btw, does anyone know how Batman's and Superman's diet looks like? Both are always super-ripped, but all that criminal-hunting must be fucking exhausting.

Lots of chunky Kit Kats and pilaf rice with Chicken korma, I believe - they're both strict believers of 'a calorie is a calorie' principle.

[DK II]

Lots of chunky Kit Kats and pilaf rice with Chicken korma, I believe - they're both strict believers of 'a calorie is a calorie' principle.

That's what i thought.

No cardio as well for both of them, i presume?

A "one dumbell - one set" training program without training legs?

Solid superhero training and diet there.

[suckmymuscle]

Btw, does anyone know how Batman's and Superman's diet looks like? Both are always super-ripped, but all that criminal-hunting must be fucking exhausting.

  We saw in the first movie Bruce as a kid eating a burger. Then in the next film he eats some fancy food at the restaurant and drinks champagne. All the way alpha male.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[DK II]

  We saw in the first movie Bruce as a kid eating a burger. Then in the next film he eats some fancy food at the restaurant and drinks champagne. All the way alpha male.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Holy shit, i gotta try that... 


Do you think it goes with expensive wine? 

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

 

 Ps: Suckmymuscle supergay sucks.

[suckmymuscle]

Holy shit, you're such a bad loser.

If you ever had to say: "Cool, Kiwi, thanks for posting the thread, but i think these nerds just don't get it that Superman is not human" i think you would die.

  Holy shit, you are so obsessed with Suckmymuscle it is sad.

  You want so badly to see me "lose' that you keep stalking me across the boards and quoting my posts looking for anything I say that might possibly be a slip to make you feel better about yourself. This is a brutal self-ownage

  I would probably feel like you too if Suckmymuscle had destroyed me in an intellectual discussion and I were completely unable to reply like you were unable to in the afterlife thread, and would probably seek revenge like a little bitch like you are doing to me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[kiwiol]

  Holy shit, you are so obsessed with Suckmymuscle it is sad.

  You want so badly to see me "lose' that you keep stalking me across the boards and quoting my posts looking for anything I say that might possibly be a slip to make you feel better about yourself. This is a brutal self-ownage

  I would probably feel like you too if Suckmymuscle had destroyed me in an intellectual discussion and I were completely unable to reply like you were unable to in the afterlife thread, and would probably seek revenge like a little bitch like you are doing to me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Sucky, what are your thoughts on Superman vs The Hulk?

[suckmymuscle]

Sucky, what are your thoughts on Superman vs The Hulk?

  The only area where Hulk is comparable to Superman is strength, and I think that even in this area Superman is superior. But let's assume they are equal in strength. In the case, the victor would be the one who can take more punishment. Superman's body >>>>>>>>>>> Hulk's body. I mean, Hulk gets fucked up by military cannons and missiles, and sustains significant bodily damage. Superman takes a multi-megaton warhead and survives without even a scratch. Superman wins by brutal ground-and-pound.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[MAXX]

That's what i thought.

No cardio as well for both of them, i presume?

A "one dumbell - one set" training program without training legs?

Solid superhero training and diet there.

since when did Batman turn gay?

[suckmymuscle]

since when did Batman turn gay?

  He was always gay. Did you not know Robin lived with him in the Batcave ?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[kiwiol]

  The only area where Hulk is comparable to Superman is strength, and I think that even in this area Superman is superior. But let's assume they are equal in strength. In the case, the victor would be the one who can take more punishment. Superman's body >>>>>>>>>>> Hulk's body. I mean, Hulk gets fucked up by military cannons and missiles, and sustains significant bodily damage. Superman takes a multi-megaton warhead and survives without even a scratch. Superman wins by brutal ground-and-pound.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I agree, although Fatpanda is gonna have a Chernobyl-sized meltdown when he reads this post

[Mr Nobody]

All you need to take them all a crazy mofo with a gun.